EURUSD

Erh well... im shorting, if you go long i will... uuuh... talk harshly and negatively of your world view and slander the teachings you hold so dear. Does that get you going?

Probably.

Trading takes little actual time and when you talk to people keep their knowledge in mind but eventually at least say something instead of remaining silent. Also its probably quite important to have some form of journal or memory pertaining to why i traded like an idiot.

I guessing from your... eeerh... natural language symbols interpretation computation that i made with my brain that you want me to make it short and sweet so here it goes:

I dont trade G/U on W1. If i thought it was a good idea, i would. No matter what the chart looks like, to me, its not a good thing to trade. If still you got to trade the god damn fucking thing anyway for what ever reasons i cant for the life of me figure out, dont aim TPS through the S/R. Right now its close to an S/R. Probably best to sit on your hands until it has moved 30 pip away from it, after that at least the market has given itself away a bit.

If you would trade lower TFs, right now is a very good place to get shorts in since the "trend" is very strong favouring shorts, but since that are not what you seem interested i wont go into that.

1) If i had to do anything i would sell, but if you have just a little bit of patience, wait for 1.61282, then sell.

2) If it goes north, sit on your hands for a bit and have a look if it goes up to the 1.64738 within 3 weeks, sell that shit x1.5 more then usually if it does.

3) If in 3 weeks its fucking around between 1.64738 S/R and 1.61714 S/R, sell that fucking shit x1 from what you usually do, TP is 1.62188.



If Tp is not hit in 2 weeks gimme me a holler and i will sort it out, either stop that damn thing out or get in x1 more.

For the entries i would look at a lower timeframe, so if you are going to sell, do it when its been going up and wise versa.

Now i dont give a fuck if you dont like that analysis so just dont fucking comment on it if you dont fucking like it OK? If you DO like it, you dont really have to say anything either, but you do as you like. Though i would not be offended if you did like it somewhat or more and commented on it. And like i said, if you dont like it, go pay some motherfucking idiot to do it instead and stop bothering me.

Its 5:14 Am here and i havent slept so much lately. If you want to i can make you another analysis like that but it will set you back a wad of federal notes, sound fair to you? Oh how nice. I forgot to memorize your answer

Well you know where to find me if you want ask me something else.

Sell. Goes shitty. Sell more. Goes shitty. Sell more. Goes shitty. Sell more.

Or sell. Cash in. Sell. Cash in. Sell. Cash in.

Well you get the idea.

No seriously, i will do it tomorrow. I was about to anyway so you beat me to the punch.

I saw FF said CNY Bank Holiday All Day today. Is that why things are so friggin' slow, or is it just the Sunday blues?

I'm trading AUD/CHF so that's why I'm posting here on Euro thread.

Seems they're really trying hard to piss people off right now...

No its because everybody is asleep.

Well whaddaya know, just closed my shorts in profit. Not much, not megalomania fuckfest, but still.

Finally its moving...closed my short from 2957 at 2941, +16 pips, good start into the week. Now waiting for europeans to push it higher to sell again.

Me too.

I wouldnt bet on it, it just stopped, oh now its on again. No it stopped. Now its on again. No it stopped. Eerh... Maybe i should stop staring at tick scale.

I really like the old Simpsons episodes. I dont know WHAT happend at around 1997-1998 there about. It went from satire to halfassed slapstick. Homer is still the best ever though. I intend to start wearing clothes like that and try to get a really fat back like he has. If you look at him you see its not his ass, its actually his back that is fat. Thats very impressive. Even for a cartoon.

Im selling again at around 1.29470 if im still awake by then and things havent gone completely haywire.
Though i could definetely lower that 1-2 pips if we get a small amount of downmove within the next 10 minutes.
Damnit i need to stop thinking about my fucking stupid tiny longs that added up to quite a bit on thursday. I mean, come on, when did we ever get a 200 pip + candle on a day? Anyway, friday was pretty nice.

A little above 2950 for me. EU should get it as high.

Wow thats creepy, thats EXACTLY where i have an S/R that i put there.

Maybe we are related or had a short love affair that i seem to have forgotten. Homer Simpson, did i ever do Homer? I dont think so, but maybe.

Well anyway, screw that, time for bed, maybe. My brain is getting into porridge stage.

Later friends!

1.2930 will be third tap of only ascending trendline on timeframes less than daily that I have.

dont cover your Euro shorts yet guys, still more to come

Yeah, but europeans are greedy, they will take it back up to short from there.

selling euro from here...target 1.2750

We've only dropped like 1000 pips from the top, nobody get ready for a retrace, please.

Back to beer... and silence.