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  • #5,601
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:29pm Aug 30, 2011 5:29pm
Quoting Venice
Report to the courts that someone stole your car around the time that the ticket was recorded.

Then follow up with how the thief had his moral compass adjusted and as his first good deed to make up for the many bad ones so long committed, he returned your car safe and sound.
or find someone to set the car on BBQ.. [if insured]



teh other solution I see is:

make some more PIPS and pay the bloody thing..
  • #5,602
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:29pm Aug 30, 2011 5:29pm
Quoting Piters
yeah.. zombie style..
Crack one off yet?

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A fortune to be made tomorrow...needs your sleep, brother!

  • #5,603
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:30pm Aug 30, 2011 5:30pm
Quoting kenfen69
Crack one off yet?

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A fortune to be made tomorrow!

yeah.. with DPP at 4450 and exp at 4500.. possible.. possible..

  • #5,604
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:31pm Aug 30, 2011 5:31pm
Quoting kenfen69
He loves the attention, but is very unsure of the connection.
Yes, I can understand that. After all, the name of this site isn't Gallery Owner Factory.

What'd you want to ask about Excel?
  • #5,605
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:32pm Aug 30, 2011 5:32pm
Quoting Piters
make some more PIPS and pay the bloody thing..
Meh... lol, that's old school...
  • #5,606
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:32pm Aug 30, 2011 5:32pm
Quoting Piters
yeah.. with DPP at 4450 and exp at 4500.. possible.. possible..

Good eye, brother! Glad you're keeping one firmly fixed on the charts!

Now...sort yourself out...get some sleep...

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  • #5,607
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:33pm Aug 30, 2011 5:33pm
Quoting Venice
Report to the courts that someone stole your car around the time that the ticket was recorded.

Then follow up with how the thief had his moral compass adjusted and as his first good deed to make up for the many bad ones so long committed, he returned your car safe and sound; this is why you never reported the theft in the first place.

Hehe,

if I were doing 150 that sounds like a good idea
  • #5,608
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:34pm Aug 30, 2011 5:34pm
Quoting Larseg
4444

been like a magnet for a long time now,
  • #5,609
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:38pm Aug 30, 2011 5:38pm
Quoting OldQuant
Yes, I can understand that. After all, the name of this site isn't Gallery Owner Factory.

What'd you want to ask about Excel?


Sorry...distracted. The Q, Q...

If I have a file well in excess of 1GB...tick data...is there a way to have Excel access it without accessing all of it?

Going to sound like a ridiculously "nooooob" question, particularly because I'm not wording it correctly. But...I usually pull the dates I need using php. Problem is, sometimes I miss! What I'm looking for is a type of "snapshot view" from within Excel, without committing to full-on work. Excel seems to choke on large files...even most up-to-date version...with 24GB of system RAM ready to chew.

Have I made any sense? Have you deciphered enough to say...not a chance, you fool! Or...a tip or two, perhaps?
  • #5,610
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:38pm Aug 30, 2011 5:38pm
Quoting Larseg
been like a magnet for a long time now,
Yep. Had a sell signal at 4445. Probably should have took it. Target isn't even 10 pips away (4436)... Think i'd rather get something going on the tele here... hehe
  • #5,611
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:39pm Aug 30, 2011 5:39pm
Quoting Larseg
Hehe,

if I were doing 150 that sounds like a good idea
That's what never rang true to me about Bonfire of the Vanities. If the guy were an amoral bond salesman, he would have parked that Mercedes with the motor running on 10th Ave, walked to 9th, gotten a cab home, and announced it stolen. With the woman in the mix, Wolfe would have still had a story, maybe even a better one.
  • #5,612
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:40pm Aug 30, 2011 5:40pm
Quoting kenfen69


Sorry...distracted. The Q, Q...

If I have a file well in excess of 1GB...tick data...is there a way to have Excel access it without accessing all of it?

Going to sound like a ridiculously "nooooob" question, particularly because I'm not wording it correctly. But...I usually pull the dates I nee using php. Problem is, sometimes I miss! What I'm looking for is a type of "snapshot view" from within Excel, without commuting to full-on work.

Have I made any sense? Have you deciphered enough to say...not a chance, you...
Not to step on Q's toes here... but if I am understanding what you are wanting, you basically want to filter certain tick data by a date/time range?
  • #5,613
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:46pm Aug 30, 2011 5:46pm
Quoting kenfen69
Glad you're dialed, brother! Sweet soul music!

Watermelon?

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fuck watermelon....

  • #5,614
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:49pm Aug 30, 2011 5:49pm
Quoting Venice
but if I am understanding what you are wanting, you basically want to filter certain tick data by a date/time range?
Yes, but...I suppose I should break my question down like this...

1- Does anybody know of the memory limit of Excel?*
2- Workarounds?**

*Even MT4 has a 2GB limit...put there are patches out there to go beyond.

**All fakking ears...because what else is 24GB of RAM doing under my hood...

Thats a lotta pr0n!
  • #5,615
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:51pm Aug 30, 2011 5:51pm
Quoting pkimnyc
fuck watermelon....

I love that shot! So cheeky! Was always going to be a winner...head to toe!

How's the fish?
  • #5,616
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:51pm Aug 30, 2011 5:51pm
Quoting kenfen69
what else is 24GB of RAM doing under my hood...

Thats a lotta pr0n!
bring it on brother....
  • #5,617
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:52pm Aug 30, 2011 5:52pm
looks like we are in a large ABC correction....Ill post a chart in a bit
  • #5,618
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:52pm Aug 30, 2011 5:52pm
Quoting kenfen69
I love that shot! So cheeky! Was always going to be a winner...head to toe!

How's the fish?
thank god for the fish. we got the power back.... i was gonna keep em in the safer place....
  • #5,619
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:53pm Aug 30, 2011 5:53pm
Quoting kenfen69
Yes, but...I suppose I should break my question down like this...

1- Does anybody know of the memory limit of Excel?*
2- Workarounds?**

*Even MT4 has a 2GB limit...put there are patches out there to go beyond.

**All fakking ears...because what else is 24GB of RAM doing under my hood...

Thats a lotta pr0n!

Excel has a 2GB limit, AFAIK. Wtf are you doing with 24GB of ram. lol, please tell me that you have at least a 64 bit system... lol.

Does excel just not open? Is it slow? If you can get it open, I would use the data filter functions... buttt if it wont even open... I would probably use a progmatic approach to read and parse the file.
  • #5,620
  • Aug 30, 2011 5:55pm Aug 30, 2011 5:55pm
Quoting kenfen69
*Even MT4 has a 2GB limit...put there are patches out there to go beyond.
And I should say...

Excel can get NOWHERE near 2GB "out of the box" before choking.
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