EURUSD

74.6 the swing low close..

Threw on one shitey scalp to grab something there... closed over two. Worked, but was hairy...



Also closed my short from earlier...also over two.



Flatsville...not a bad night. Orders above...would like to get back in, but I'm fine if I sit it all out...this freaky NFP Friday.

Cheers. Good luck with NFP

Always nice to meet a fellow fan of "the burt"

just 80+ pips.. i mentioned 4127

ok +40 so far from earlier now this trade

lets make some money guys

that pic makes me hungry....

well done , short covering scalping risky for 4065/55 levels to long there at & below .
fontu

I remember that...fakking deadly!

Pretty sharp considering the date!

those bastards...I cant sell it here brother, not against yesterdays low mofu, plus we are in a weekly one..57.5/93.2...

ok.. but 44 and 35 are on the table.. +

Ha Ha Ha. That's too funny. Nope, it's not me. LOL!

Take care and be safe. Good to hear from you.

These are difficult times for investors, so here is a guide to the various types of corporations and economies that are present


SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour.

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away.

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow has dropped dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You go on strike, organize a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called ‘Cowkimon’ and market it worldwide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows, but you don’t know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
One is mad and the other has had to be put in storage because of the health and safety risks of milking it.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive

GREEK, PORTUGAL, IRELAND STYLE CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows.
No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.

10-4..I have 21.7 below counterpart to 92.7 the monthly...still smell to me...

the big chart earlier and the 35 mid and 67 65 62.8 is the cock blockers. above 35... 35 is part of a bigger mofu.. its the upper one

whoa! tp hit at 4088, +30pips! selling again at 4085, goodluck guys!

Thanks, I think I got an idea of yours and magix setup... I will check it out .. Looks nice to figure out support and resistance areas..

Awesome.

Whole thing is great...loved surrealism, though!

Nice one!

74.6 held em...bought a bunch against it and flipem..helped a ton, I'm all good now, still long, but with some coin in my pocket now...

if 92.7 holds...still have a chance at 52.2/63 me thinks..