Cesarnc's market talk, gossips, rumours & fun

vagina talk..........

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good painter..........

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this is the robot we need to solve forex.....

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Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires...

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever
in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was
allowed on the plane.

The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a
'sniffing dog'.

'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the agent said, 'Watch
this.' He told Sniffer to 'search.'

Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.

The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman
is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and
the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

'Say, that's pretty neat,' replied the first man.

Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.


The lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to
its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.

The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note
of his seat number for the police.'

I like it!' said his seat mate.

The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again..

Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat
and proceeded to shit all over the place.

The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't figure
out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the
agent, 'What's going on?'

The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'

Hi all, I wish you a happy Friday and weekend.
It's friday...Hell Yeah.

what a nice story........
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What causes the most automobile accidents?????

NOT CELL PHONES..
NOR THE RADIO..
NOR THE GPS MONITOR.....
NOT TALKING...
NOT TEXTING
NOR WATCHING A CAR VIDEO....
NOR CHANGING CD's...
THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:

LOL

It happens some time guys...........

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Here's a place you can go when you need a workout.

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defenetly the sexy strech is my favorite.........


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and you can buy a franchise also.........how about it TradeWell a franchise.....imagine

some new pics of the grand daugter........

isn't she gorgeus?

anybody like big girls here.........

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At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man.

He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, "Do you want a blow job?"

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool.

He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar, before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot, and returning to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man, and said, "I've never seen you react like that. " What did he say to you?"

"I don't know," the black man replied.

"Something about a job."

Yawn.......

nahh is just a joke man, my best friends are all big black mans.........and if you don't like gays, well i'm gay ok.......so what....out of the closet last week and enjoing........