The Chonchy
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,220 Posts
Garage Door
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires...
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.
As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'
He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'
She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires...
The Chonchy
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,220 Posts
A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever
in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was
allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a
'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the agent said, 'Watch
this.' He told Sniffer to 'search.'
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman
is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and
the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to
its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note
of his seat number for the police.'
I like it!' said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again..
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat
and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't figure
out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the
agent, 'What's going on?'
The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'
another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever
in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was
allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was a DEA agent and that the dog was a
'sniffing dog'.
'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'
The plane took off, and once it has levelled out, the agent said, 'Watch
this.' He told Sniffer to 'search.'
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very
purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman
is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and
the authorities will apprehend her when we land.
'Say, that's pretty neat,' replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to
its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.
The agent said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note
of his seat number for the police.'
I like it!' said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to 'search' again..
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat
and proceeded to shit all over the place.
The first man was really grossed out by this behaviour and couldn't figure
out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the
agent, 'What's going on?'
The agent nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'
The Chonchy
- Joined Oct 2008 | Status: Let the market come to you | 2,670 Posts
Here's a place you can go when you need a workout. 
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4534730/sexercise-with-kama
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4534730/sexercise-with-kama
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,220 Posts
Here's a place you can go when you need a workout.
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4534730/sexercise-with-kama
http://www.exercisetv.tv/crunch/
and you can buy a franchise also.........how about it TradeWell a franchise.....imagine
The Chonchy
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,220 Posts
some new pics of the grand daugter........
The Chonchy
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,220 Posts
Yawn.......
The Chonchy