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There are 80k British troops
and 26k Muslims on the terrorist watch list
How d'ya think thats gonna work out

Don't worry TM has solution - censor the internet/free speech

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=179&v=A3UuArC18Ro

...Official MRLP ?


....does that mean that there is an unofficial MRLP ?

Of course. You should have used the politically correct terminology .... "self-appreciative manual dexterity"

Ex you are so right. That is what I love about this place (RH), you get an education every day

Ex, are we going to get another poem from you when the results are announced?

Knuckle shuffler is ok.

That's why we need to talk more, about trades that is. I am coming from a purely technical angle. As you know I am crap at fundamentals. Both need to fit or one needs to lead the other, clearly.

I do

Well, you know the Tories are the only ones who will deliver that.

Ok, back at my desk and just watched it. But I think most of the school is voting Tory. They don't have a UKIP candidate and nor did we for the real vote. Not that it matters.

Draghi's press conference has finished. The rate remained the same. The Euro moved down slightly ... situation normal (it often moves a lot, depends upon the questions being asked).

The GDP estimate has been lifted, the inflation estimate has been reduced (brief skim over a Bloomberg post).

For those who may be interested, and who are able to watch, Comey's interrogation at the Senate is live on BBC news channel from 3pm (BST).

Euro looking bullish.

Done my duty, TM for PM

There is a big "Vote Labour" banner that I drive past every day. Today, someone had crossed out "Labour" in black paint and wrote "Terror." Excellent.

Excellent, You should have taken a picture of it

London's Trafalgar Square evacuated as armed police move in - http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/814665/London-Trafalgar-Square-evacuated-armed-police

Quick quick, call Jeremy Corbyn to remove the suspicious package. He could sit down with it and give it a good talking to (no Jen not the Abbott/Corbyn 69 type)

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in UK and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

A final thought - " Greece is collapsing, the Iranians are getting aggressive, and Rome is in disarray. Welcome back to 430 BC".

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