DislikedA trading mate used to say:
" I am taking a cookie from my pocket"
I asked him : WTF?
He says: The blind man is walking with his guide dog , the dog has a piddle against his leg.
The blind man takes a cookie from his pocket and gives it to dog.
A bystander says..hey mate , the dog just peed against your leg, why are you giving the mutt
a cookie?
The blind man says: I want to figure out where his head is so I can kick his a$$Ignored
Very good!