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  • #105,941
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:17am Aug 4, 2012 3:17am
Quoting kenfen69
Oh fak...here we go! You bastard!

I LOVE M15 and H1 charts.

Still going to send you this one to see what you make of it.

Lower MOFU from four fakking years ago is going to be TERRIBLY hard to automate! Let any F00Li0 around here tell you differently...it IS...full fakking STOP!

MOFU

Olympic celebration!
when on a-pilot we enter the levels we want to trade manually first. there will be some we don't see.. that's why we cherry pick.
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,942
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:19am Aug 4, 2012 3:19am
Quoting kenfen69
Top and bottom...that much...I have.

I can lock...and we can go beach-bound!

I AIN"T going back four years for shit, though! Not through automation. I'll be dead before I get half way!
And again...

If some bollocks around here tells you they can...

BOLLOCKS!

After knowing what I know...bollocks! They can't!
  • #105,943
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:20am Aug 4, 2012 3:20am
Quoting kenfen69
Top and bottom...that much...I have.

I can lock...and we can go beach-bound!

I AIN"T going back four years for shit, though! Not through automation. I'll be dead before I get half way!
the um is the deadly one when coming from below and vice verse
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,944
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:21am Aug 4, 2012 3:21am
Quoting gatorinla
when on a-pilot we enter the levels we want to trade manually first. there will be some we don't see.. that's why we cherry pick.
zactly!

Cherry-picking machine is going to work well!

Also prevents any dirty cherry-bastards from picking any ripe ones...or the WHOLE fakking tree!
  • #105,945
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:23am Aug 4, 2012 3:23am
Quoting kenfen69
And again...

If some bollocks around here tells you they can...

BOLLOCKS!

After knowing what I know...bollocks! They can't!
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those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,946
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:25am Aug 4, 2012 3:25am
Quoting gatorinla
the um is the deadly one when coming from below and vice verse
I'm 6ft 4" tall.

How many times you think I've figured that one out?

Dirty bastards always put something RIGHT there to remind me of the UM! Problem was...it took me a long time to meet you...before I knew what I was banging my fakking head off!
  • #105,947
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:25am Aug 4, 2012 3:25am
Quoting kenfen69
zactly!

Cherry-picking machine is going to work well!

Also prevents any dirty cherry-bastards from picking any ripe ones...or the WHOLE fakking tree!
turn the phucker off before news.. and wait a day or so after.
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,948
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:27am Aug 4, 2012 3:27am
Quoting kenfen69
I'm 6ft 4" tall.

How many times you think I've figured that one out?

Dirty bastards always put something RIGHT there to remind me of the UM! Problem was...it took me a long time to meet you...before I knew what I was banging my fakking head off!
i got you by a inch you phuckung runt..
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,949
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:28am Aug 4, 2012 3:28am
Quoting gatorinla
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Yip!

Also see: rubbish. as if. "right in the how's yer father!...as in...to kick!"

Maybe it was an Irish lesbian that came up with the word?

  • #105,950
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:30am Aug 4, 2012 3:30am
Quoting gatorinla
turn the phucker off before news.. and wait a day or so after.
Coconut drink, old chap? Can't see why not, you fiend!

Hatch has to get in there somewhere!
  • #105,951
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:30am Aug 4, 2012 3:30am
Quoting kenfen69
Yip!

Also see: rubbish. as if. "right in the how's yer father!...as in...to kick!"

Maybe it was an Irish lesbian that came up with the word?

hmmm im a lesbian... with a little Irish blood. small world
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,952
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:32am Aug 4, 2012 3:32am
Quoting gatorinla
i got you by a inch you phuckung runt..


Good thing!

One more, and it was curtains!
  • #105,953
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:34am Aug 4, 2012 3:34am
Quoting gatorinla
hmmm im a lesbian... with a little Irish blood. small world
Heads up...

Most Irish lesbians want to know: bilingual, or cunnilingual?

Just saying.

They'll tear either apart...but the approach is slightly different.
  • #105,954
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:35am Aug 4, 2012 3:35am
on the eu.. i wouldn't be surprised to gap higher. i also wouldn't be surprised to gap lower. forex is designed to screw the most most of the time. 2393 could be a bad mother. on the week.. 70 pips higher close then last week.. but the month b/o
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,955
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:36am Aug 4, 2012 3:36am
Quoting kenfen69
Heads up...

Most Irish lesbians want to know: bilingual, or cunnilingual?

Just saying.

They'll tear either apart...but the approach is slightly different.
hold on .. i gotta google this crap
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,956
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:38am Aug 4, 2012 3:38am
Quoting gatorinla
on the eu.. i wouldn't be surprised to gap higher. i also wouldn't be surprised to gap lower. forex is designed to screw the most most of the time. 2393 could be a bad mother. on the week.. 70 pips higher close then last week.. but the month b/o
Snap lines, people.

If you trade that bag-of-shite pair...mark it. Look at it right now, even. May already be there if you look "left" enough. If not...may be there soon.
  • #105,957
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:41am Aug 4, 2012 3:41am
Quoting kenfen69
Heads up...

Most Irish lesbians want to know: bilingual, or cunnilingual?

Just saying.

They'll tear either apart...but the approach is slightly different.
ok i knew this one.. just thought it was a Irish tongue twister or something

this one i know also.. i just didn't know the what it was called by Websters.
hell i did this and got tongue cramps..
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #105,958
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:44am Aug 4, 2012 3:44am
Quoting gatorinla
hold on .. i gotta google this crap


Sometimes have to see to believe! Or hear to believe!

Lesbian friend from NYC came to visit in Dublin. Gay bars around here? Took her out for the whole show...girls were gagging to meet (shag) her anyway. Along the way...that question came up...

Are you bilingual, or cunnilingual?

Not too difficult to figure out what they were talking/asking about...but holy mother of fak was I laughing! Thought it sounded so cool! Was proud to be Irish, and couldn't wait to find out the answer later on!

I kid, I kiiiiiiiiid!

Beautiful people...keep on smiling!
  • #105,959
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:50am Aug 4, 2012 3:50am
Quoting gatorinla
ok i knew this one.. just thought it was a Irish tongue twister or something

this one i know also.. i just didn't know the what it was called by Websters.
hell i did this and got tongue cramps..
Dyke!!!

Just a fantastic play on words! Stumped me, and I'm pretty good with words.

I wanted to buy her a drink in a...nice moves...kind of way...but she was busy!

Fortunately...I know her...and got to ask: Where'd you learn a move like that? I had the wrong weaponry to be let in on it!

I kid. Beautiful girl. Happy girl to this day. She's a-OK...even if Ireland/Europe hurts. Good soul.
  • #105,960
  • Aug 4, 2012 3:51am Aug 4, 2012 3:51am
Quoting gatorinla
ok i knew this one.. just thought it was a Irish tongue twister or something

this one i know also.. i just didn't know the what it was called by Websters.
hell i did this and got tongue cramps..
cunnilingus

There in lies the play on words.
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