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  • #66,041
  • Mar 21, 2012 7:57am Mar 21, 2012 7:57am
Quoting FXMastermind
Itīs the girl with the white stripe or the one with bigger boobs?

...just kidding. Obviously, if you donīt mind leaving your child somewhere and never ever having chance to be his/her father, then I can hardly imagine more pleasant way to earn 10.000 bucks than this...Itīs definitely more pleasant than forex


this is the key

she is loaded too... has a 2000 acre farm in iowa, place in DC, florida,

well im gonna mett up with her again tmmrw... see how this goes... i gotta goto a fertility clinic to make sure all my swimmers are working and everything...
  • #66,042
  • Mar 21, 2012 7:58am Mar 21, 2012 7:58am
Quoting attila
Does the contract says how many times a day? That might be a problem in disguise. lol
bro thats what Viagara and cialis are for...
  • #66,043
  • Mar 21, 2012 7:59am Mar 21, 2012 7:59am
Quoting Wulfgar
dude i assked her the same thing! those are actually shoes!!

seriously though... this is absolutely legit.... there may be a little Wulf running around pretty soon guys and my happy ass will be 10K richer and i dont even have to deal with the little turd( god i couldnt imagine....)

On a serious note... (as a father) U better not live within 3000 miles of the kid or mother.... I guarantee you will meet the kid before you die (assuming u live a bit) and u will wish u had PAID to b around him/her...... (just trying to play the devils advocate here)
  • #66,044
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:00am Mar 21, 2012 8:00am
Quoting needpips
On a serious note... (as a father) U better not live within 3000 miles of the kid or mother.... I guarantee you will meet the kid before you die (assuming u live a bit) and u will wish u had PAID to b around him/her...... (just trying to play the devils advocate here)
ya that may be the only downside....

hmmm... the 3000 mile thing is good since Im in california and she is across the country....


well im considering it... im waiting to talk to Jon about it too... i always confer with him before major decisions such as this
  • #66,045
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:01am Mar 21, 2012 8:01am
Quoting Wulfgar
bro thats what Viagara and cialis are for...
I know. My advise. Don't do it. Things can get way too complicated.
  • #66,046
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:01am Mar 21, 2012 8:01am
Quoting Wulfgar
bro thats what Viagara and cialis are for...
drive withen the speed limt , with honey and nuts u will be fine
  • #66,047
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:01am Mar 21, 2012 8:01am
fuck her ass 6 months. then u'll say that u don't understand what is going on as the spermogram said everything is ok. then ask her for another 10k and another 6 months. keep this going till your fed up or she seems to bail out. then say u'll use a new medicine that is sure to solve the problem:

Trytheotherhole.

Quoting Wulfgar
one more thing guys


so if this girl in the pic here offered you 10000$ to fuck her silly for the next 6 weeks... impregnate her... and then disappear.... would you?

all legal and everything... lawyer writes up contracts releasing any potential liability about the kid.... basically u r just an "active" sperm donor

whadaa u do?
dreams do come true.
  • #66,048
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:02am Mar 21, 2012 8:02am
Quoting attila
I know. My advise. Don't do it. Things can get way too complicated.

its 10K though man.... that could launch my life into a really great direction

fuck

i feel like Demi Moore in Indecent proposal....
  • #66,049
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:03am Mar 21, 2012 8:03am
that yellow fork, wpp and the lower mofu of this hole upmove. so it is sure to be a bother. if we get there...
Quoting PayTheLimit
where is this level from bro..
dreams do come true.
  • #66,050
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:04am Mar 21, 2012 8:04am
Quoting wannaberich
fuck her ass 6 months. then u'll say that u don't understand what is going on as the spermogram said everything is ok. then ask her for another 10k and another 6 months. keep this going till your fed up or she seems to bail out. then say u'll use a new medicine that is sure to solve the problem:

Trytheotherhole.
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  • #66,051
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:04am Mar 21, 2012 8:04am
Well...u already know that major wars have been fought over 1 woman....so buyer beware....damn the complicated mess of gettin ass//////and $$$$



Quoting Wulfgar
its 10K though man.... that could launch my life into a really great direction

fuck

i feel like Demi Moore in Indecent proposal....
  • #66,052
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:04am Mar 21, 2012 8:04am
Quoting Wulfgar
its 10K though man.... that could launch my life into a really great direction

fuck

i feel like Demi Moore in Indecent proposal....
10K good for a big fat pig.. 10K? What's 10K? Pretty much nothing.. I lost 10K in my first month of trading.. LOL.
  • #66,053
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:05am Mar 21, 2012 8:05am
Quoting needpips
Well...u already know that major wars have been fought over 1 woman....so buyer beware....damn the complicated mess of gettin ass//////and $$$$

wise words....
  • #66,054
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:05am Mar 21, 2012 8:05am
Quoting attila
10K good for a big fat pig.. 10K? What's 10K? Pretty much nothing..
i thought she was pretty hot bro... look at them titties.... damn...
  • #66,055
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:05am Mar 21, 2012 8:05am
GO FOR IT!

Quoting Wulfgar
its 10K .... ... great...fuck...Demi Moore Indecent....
dreams do come true.
  • #66,056
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:06am Mar 21, 2012 8:06am
Quoting attila
10K good for a big fat pig.. 10K? What's 10K? Pretty much nothing.. I lost 10K in my first month of trading.. LOL.
I agree...








Tell her to offer 20k and you can start doing business right away.
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  • #66,057
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:06am Mar 21, 2012 8:06am
Quoting Wulfgar
i thought she was pretty hot bro... look at them titties.... damn...
LOL. You're trying to talk yourself into it, literally.. LOL.. I agree she's pretty hot.
  • #66,058
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:08am Mar 21, 2012 8:08am
forget him, W. he's rich. 10k is a whole lot of though for us poor people

Quoting attila
10K good for a big fat pig.. 10K? What's 10K? Pretty much nothing.. I lost 10K in my first month of trading.. LOL.
dreams do come true.
  • #66,059
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:08am Mar 21, 2012 8:08am
I love all you guys.... so damn much


Im gonna try to get her to pay my truck off and cash out all my CC debts... on top of the 10K

She can be like my long distance sugar momma....

i wonder if shed go for it....

hey women do this crap all the time... why cant guys??
  • #66,060
  • Mar 21, 2012 8:08am Mar 21, 2012 8:08am
Going up now, then down, then up for good.
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