Cesarnc's market talk, gossips, rumours & fun

it ain't no bigie friend, even tho I end up loosing on this one, you are still my friend over all............I love him he is a true comedian..........

I had made a comment a day or so ago in relation to girls, and their apparent lack of commen sense in certain situations. This was not to tar all females with the same brush. Chonchy's submission allows for balance to be placed upon the judgement of men's stupidity.

Judging from the examples in that video, erm, men are far dumber in what they will atttempt.

The wannabe ganster was funny as he shot the roof and then immediately voiced his fear of his mother. Hey, it doesn't matter how old or tough we get, we all respect our mother's authority.

............There are girls man, and there are girls ah..........

.......and there are dumb and dumber........

Anybody stupid enough to jump from one roof onto another covered with rotten wood or asbestos deserves to fail... why are people so stupid?

The last guy was funny... I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm o........smack!

Thanks for these links. I've never seen thisa site.

yes they are very good, i enjoy them very much.....thanks

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal.
Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said
‘Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s
never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has.
Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.’
The redneck nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the Redneck and the Russian circled each other several times,looking for an opening.
All of a sudden, the Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Redneck and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel hold.
A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all was lost.
He couldn’t watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly,there was a long and high pitched scream, then a roar from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch the Russian go flying up in the air.
His back hit the mat with a thud and the Redneck collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler alone,he asked ‘How did you ever get out of
that hold ? No one has ever done it before !’
The wrestler answered ‘Well, I was ready to give up when he got me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as hard as I could.’
The trainer exclaimed ‘That’s what finished him off ?’
Not really. You’d be amazed how strong you get when you bite your own nuts’

divergence here?

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Taronga Park, Sydney when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.

The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.

Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'

The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'

The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'

The biker replies, ‘I’m a SAS soldier just returned from Afghanistan and a Liberal party supporter'

The journalist leaves.

The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:

SAS SOLDIER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH


....and that pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days

Hi All,

Well, a slow, but steady day so far.

Although I have been writing about open targets for UC, I have been noting the overall downward channel in EU, and also been watching the USINDX and UJ. As we are coming to the end of the week, I have decided to move my stop into positive territory, and have a first profit take on UC at the 61.8 FE as shown on the attached charts... would like to see it hit before close of play today.

I'm a little catious after a morning of reading the funnies, and although two weeks to go before the March 10th Euro bond payments, I do not want any weekend surprise to ruin what has been a nice couple of weeks on the right side of UC and EU - the latter of which raises some interesting prospects for PA extending beyond 1.35 as I have been noting on my charts.

Not sure if anyone takes note of what I do, and I would never intentionally make any calls, but if anyone is following, I think it would be wise to lock in some profit before the weekend. Wall Street have a nasty habit of using the last session of the week to scupper many a trader's position.

EDIT: Forgot to add, my caution this weekend is due to the G20 free expensive lunch for those invited to Mexico.

Chart 1 is what I have been posting for some time now, showing an extension at the 1.35 region. I have a full take profit at 1.3480 - to make sure that if the extension is correct, I collect as the market tries to strike the line.

Chart 2 is what I was playing with yesterday, and with all the funnies flying at the moment, who is to deny EU a kiss up in the 1.38/1.42 regions. Far-fetched, impossible, crazy you say... hey, let us not forget, we are playing within the surreal world of central bank manipulation.

EDIT: Forgot to add, my caution this weekend is due to the G20 free expensive lunch for those invited to Mexico.

...........In deed banksters bastards, feckers..........

A long but exhausting night of battle.

First impulse bar entry (blue) lines got TP1 then stoped out at just over B/E on the rest.

Re enter on the impulse bar (red lines) only to have the same scenario repeat itself, TP1 then stop out at B/E+ on the remainder.

Next Impulse bar (green lines) has worked out gang busters so far with Tp's bagged and one little bit still trailing.

Eyeballs (red) and permanently stuck to screen, must peel them away and sleeeeeeep .........

P.S. nice charts 45condor and yes, I do pay heed to your analysis and takes on the "funnymentals" - thanks.

...don't follow me, I got lost some years ago.

UC - finally.

EU... just 6 more pips than the last high, just 6 - please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT: Of course, the kiss of the DR2 level may be it. Pff, what to do, what to do.

Chonchy - I have a suspician regarding the G20 meet, and the recent pump up for EU (yeah, I know, no surprises there) and will perhaps pen some thoughts a little later as to why I think we may see another two weeks of upward momentum.

No, I don't follow anyone, I dance to my own music in my own way but that does not negate the value of your view point. Always nice to see your top down chart perspective.

O.K. just stopped out on remainder as price dropped below TP4 so I can now go and fade into the sunrise LOL.

Absolutely; we all develop our own strategies, and I note your perspectives on market behaviour. Many ways to skin a cat – although that thought in a literal sense is not too appealing, I must admit.