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  • #38,041
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:38am Dec 3, 2011 7:38am
Quoting The Fool
what, so you're taking the ferry from Port Angeles, WA to Victoria? Unless you just like to drive a tun there are better ways to get from Seattle to Victoria:

http://www.kenmoreair.com/content.php?content_id=437

Kenmore Air seaplane will drop you out in the inner harbor - that's the way to go if you got sht to do

http://www.clippervacations.com/ferry/

and the Victoria Clipper leaves from Seattle for a quicker (passenegr only) ferry trip...

What you doin in Victoria? I have spent some excruciating romantic getaways...
Yes, yes, yes...all of the above!

-Love driving a ton(ne)!
-Port Angeles has some crazy cute girls/ladies/grannies I'm hoping to hook up with...for their Earth...Heaven!
-Done Kenmore once. I do Harbour Air and Helijet more between Victoria & Vancouver, though.
-I actually have a cousin that works on the Clipper! Won't mention his name for fear that he gets stripped, tarred and feathered for useless bastardry!

Now that we have the part of the world isolated...what am I doing there? Let me light my cigar...ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Real Estate, baby...ever hoid of it?

I kid, I kid. It is, though. Been on the play for a long time. Still not quite at the crescendo...but getting closer. Spring 2012? You'll find me on the float-planes and helicopters above, cracking cold ones with local eagles in the air, convincing them...

NO...although you can't log on to FF on your own...that does NOT mean you're useless! Well yes...I do know a guy named The Fool. Yip...and a gator in LA. The eagle reminds me...what about that guy in... ...Europe. You know...the one that always Pays the Limit? Oh...you mean PTfukinL? Yep...that's the donkey I was talking about, says the eagle (Horse!).

Ohhhhh...this eagle could'a been a contender!

Do you have talons, Eagle? Yip! You fish? Yep! Like...west coast sockeye fishing? Uh-huh. Hmmmm. Not long now before the plane lands and this airborne conversation wraps up. Lets see you catch a 10lb'er then. Pffffffffft...whatevs...back in a sec!

Dive-bomb ensues. Precisely 114 seconds later, a west coast sockeye salmon says at the window...hey...Bald wants to talk to you. Is that 10lbs, I ask? At least! You sure, eagle...let me feel it. Whatevs, he says.

I clutch the fish as the plane starts its descent. Thanks eagle...get your own, you Useless Bastard!



No idea where that came from...just did!
  • #38,042
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:42am Dec 3, 2011 7:42am
Quoting gatorinla
i want one. what kind of car is it?
As my firefighter buddy says...hk!

Took me an AWFUL long time to figure that one out.

Specifically built for these types of situations...

"what kind of car is it?"

HK!

Who cares!
  • #38,043
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:47am Dec 3, 2011 7:47am
they better be loaded for bear. the fed has had butt sex with me many times. i don't doubt the central banks power. but when im wrong it usually takes a central banks to make me wrong. all the banks came together (including china for a reason) there I cups everywhere (they still have to break to confirm). years old ones. most say the levels we are currently at are 50% too high. world gdp is up 3%.. world debt is up 11%. where does food prices go? whats more valuable, a ton of wheat or an ounce of gold. oils is at 100 where does it go.. china is easing, why?
what happened last year when food prices rose. where do you want your money when the first shot of the war is fired. whats a way for Europe and the u.s. to cancel its Asian debt and at the same time put their people back to work? at what times in history have banks made the most profit? anyone with an inside track on these with certainty is ahead of me. atm my chart says be careful.

if i owe you money, and you take my job. and in a dark ally i can change that, to where my house is paid for and i have a job. . what will i do?
for the kings (elected or not) and priest (religious leaders) to keep their subjects under thumb. there has to be a wolf/satin. real or not, usually made up. this keeps the subjects mind on the danger, instead of the guy getting fat on the labor of the subject. its just the way things are.
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #38,044
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:47am Dec 3, 2011 7:47am
Quoting gatorinla
i want one. nice truck
Sweet fuck, indeed.

I mean Truck...what the fak? Was this a setup?
  • #38,045
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:53am Dec 3, 2011 7:53am
Quoting gatorinla
they better be loaded for bear. the fed has had butt sex with me many times...
Heavy post, mister! Crazy times!

I read an argument last week for gold at 30,000/oz within the decade! Will try and find the source, because it wasn't even an uber-gold bull.

I'm not a "gun" man, but I can assure you...if gold crosses 3k/oz...I will be then!
  • #38,046
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:54am Dec 3, 2011 7:54am
Quoting kenfen69
Sweet fuck, indeed.

I mean Truck...what the fak? Was this a setup?
just partial to have my nuts licked during sex i guess.
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #38,047
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:55am Dec 3, 2011 7:55am
Quoting kenfen69
Now that we have the part of the world isolated...what am I doing there? Let me light my cigar...ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Real Estate, baby...ever hoid of it?
well you ain't no kinda man if you ain't got land. nice country up in those islands. Salt Spring is nice. I spent quite a stretch on Orcas doing work for the state guvmint. But if i ever pry myself outta here i'll be lookin to light down somewhere lots sunnier & warmer. a summer place in the san juans would be pretty hard to beat tho...
"If The Fool persists in his Folly he will become wise." - William Blake
  • #38,048
  • Dec 3, 2011 7:56am Dec 3, 2011 7:56am
Quoting kenfen69
Heavy post, mister! Crazy times!

I read an argument last week for gold at 30,000/oz within the decade! Will try and find the source, because it wasn't even an uber-gold bull.

I'm not a "gun" man, but I can assure you...if gold crosses 3k/oz...I will be then!
then there will be some dead MF.. as long as lead is so cheap.
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i don't know the weight in a tooth.. but at 30K .... im sure its a bunch of dead MF
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #38,049
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:00am Dec 3, 2011 8:00am
Quoting gatorinla
just partial to have my nuts licked during sex i guess.


Just within bounds...you fakking horn-dog!
  • #38,050
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:06am Dec 3, 2011 8:06am
Quoting gatorinla
then there will be some dead MF.. as long as lead is so cheap.
Blood will fakking spill!

And I meant $3,000/oz as my cutoff to purchase guns and said lead!

And $30,000/oz wasn't a typo.

I'm not touting for it...not even remotely hoping for it; just a piece I read. But...I was shaking my head for the wrong reasons when turning the page.

g-man...you have nieces down there right? Girl cousins? Anything at all for me to procreate with?
  • #38,051
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:09am Dec 3, 2011 8:09am
Quoting gatorinla
then there will be some dead MF.. as long as lead is so cheap.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjNci...eature=related
i don't know the weight in a tooth.. but at 30K .... im sure its a bunch of dead MF
Hahahahahahahahaha

Now THAT will be a shoot'em up!

Probably take 48 hours for all of those grills...all across the land/globe...to be extracted and melted.

Pussies gonna pray.
  • #38,052
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:14am Dec 3, 2011 8:14am
Quoting gatorinla
then there will be some dead MF.. as long as lead is so cheap.
Last thing MF's are going to see coming for their smile...

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Post apocalyptic shakeup...er, down.

ps- All the ladies in the house say Ya!
  • #38,053
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:15am Dec 3, 2011 8:15am
ounce = 28.35 grams, a troy ounce = 31.1 .
tooth 2.3 grams
molar 3.5
4 front teeth X 2.3 = 9.2 about 1/3 an ounce at 30k per ounce. = about 10 k.
a full grill could be 30k+.. not a bad day at work.
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #38,054
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:19am Dec 3, 2011 8:19am
Quoting kenfen69
Hahahahahahahahaha

Now THAT will be a shoot'em up!

Probably take 48 hours for all of those grills...all across the land/globe...to be extracted and melted.

Pussies gonna pray.
you can buy the fake realistic looking ones for about 50 bucks. i want to get me some for mardis grass. but at 30k.. i may not take the chance.
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #38,055
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:19am Dec 3, 2011 8:19am
Quoting gatorinla
ounce = 28.35 grams, a troy ounce = 31.1 .
tooth 2.3 grams
molar 3.5
4 front teeth X 2.3 = 9.2 about 1/3 an ounce at 30k per ounce. = about 10 k.
a full grill could be 30k+.. not a bad day at work.


They'll be extracted a lot quicker than they went in!

Think of the savings in dental costs!!!
  • #38,056
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:26am Dec 3, 2011 8:26am
Ah, Victoria BC. The home of the nearly dead and the newly wed. I grew up there and whenever I feel the need for another dose of stupefying boredom I go back.

But why would you want to go there at this time of the year? As I remember, in December it has about 7 hours of sunlight a day and most of them hidden by overcast skies.
Kill the ego, or it will kill the mission.
  • #38,057
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:28am Dec 3, 2011 8:28am
Quoting kenfen69
Last thing MF's are going to see coming for their smile...

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Post apocalyptic shakeup...er, down.

ps- All the ladies in the house say Ya!
Is that Mel? He looked so much more sane and friendly back then...
Kill the ego, or it will kill the mission.
  • #38,058
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:31am Dec 3, 2011 8:31am
Quoting The Fool
well you ain't no kinda man if you ain't got land. nice country up in those islands. Salt Spring is nice. I spent quite a stretch on Orcas doing work for the state guvmint. But if i ever pry myself outta here i'll be lookin to light down somewhere lots sunnier & warmer. a summer place in the san juans would be pretty hard to beat tho...
Fak Fool,

You crack me up! I swear we've seen all the same films...or read the same books. Your openers are always classic!

Indeed on that part of the world...and the rain...and the moss, and shit!

I'm from Ireland...mossy rock in the Atlantic. Not looking to upgrade to a messy rock in the Pacific! Just an investment. Once wrapped...you may find me in Costa Rica, Cook Islands...or maybe some part of southern, coastal Europe that is going for a song!
  • #38,059
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:33am Dec 3, 2011 8:33am
Quoting AaronWard
Is that Mel? He looked so much more sane and friendly back then...
Tell that to Sugar Tits!

  • #38,060
  • Dec 3, 2011 8:34am Dec 3, 2011 8:34am
cross roads? this would be the baby one. theres a bigger one to the left not shown. this baby one, on the day, would be a handle for a bigger one,
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if it develops.
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