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  • #37,981
  • Dec 2, 2011 9:06pm Dec 2, 2011 9:06pm
Jonny...aka FX J to the A to the mother-fakkin' W 'n' N...

Did Oanda square up yet, mate?
  • #37,982
  • Dec 2, 2011 9:13pm Dec 2, 2011 9:13pm
Anybody seen Sofia around?

Getting worried about her.
  • #37,983
  • Dec 2, 2011 9:21pm Dec 2, 2011 9:21pm
Quoting pkimnyc
Nice pic. :rofl;
Nice pic, yerself!!!

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Quite the upgrade, my friend! I like how you spend all that money you're making!
  • #37,984
  • Dec 2, 2011 9:22pm Dec 2, 2011 9:22pm
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeen!!!!!

What's up my man? Hand is good... Rubber man, you know?

I'm celebrating my useless bastard birthday in about 4.5 hours!!

I'll warm December bdays up for ya with some glorious sweaters...
  • #37,985
  • Dec 2, 2011 9:34pm Dec 2, 2011 9:34pm
Quoting Wulfgar
I'm celebrating my useless bastard birthday in about 4.5 hours!!

I'll warm December bdays up for ya with some glorious sweaters...
WHAT!!!

I didn't know that, my man! Dayum...I'll be toasting you at midnight Pacific time!

Had I known, I would've boxed up one of those glorious Italian sweaters I purchased and Fedexed it to you...it just doesn't quite fit me right. From what I remember about hearing of your stature, it could be a go! Quite form-fitting...you may need a club to hold the ladies back...or...your girl might!

Happy Birthday, brother!!!

Pot-cookies with a candle?
  • #37,986
  • Dec 2, 2011 9:37pm Dec 2, 2011 9:37pm
Hey Wulf...did Jon get squared up by Oanda?

Been on my mind. While I'm sure he'll get it...I just hate thinking about the squirm he may feel while waiting.
  • #37,987
  • Dec 2, 2011 11:10pm Dec 2, 2011 11:10pm
Quoting kenfen69
Hey Wulf...did Jon get squared up by Oanda?

Been on my mind. While I'm sure he'll get it...I just hate thinking about the squirm he may feel while waiting.
thanks for thinking of me brother... yes i finally did get square earlier today... they say it will be there within 5 days so they wait till the very last day..

they say once it says "released" on your accont then its in your banks hands but thats bullshit they just hold onto it till the last minute bc if it was sent to your bank then it would b there...

p.s. wulf wont answer you about me bc he haites me
  • #37,988
  • Dec 2, 2011 11:11pm Dec 2, 2011 11:11pm
Quoting kenfen69
Anybody seen Sofia around?

Getting worried about her.
o i thought she was with you... you guys kinda disappeared at the same time...
  • #37,989
  • Edited Dec 3, 2011 12:47am Dec 2, 2011 11:43pm | Edited Dec 3, 2011 12:47am
Morning , just open chart to see what actually happened . Nothing any great fall so far , should follow abc correction , a apparently ended & b may to any up till tl 3535 before c breaks 3300 . channel marginally broken & pullback easily to 3461, 3500 or tl possible, 50% fib correction around 3452,61.8% 3475 . .just top failure for now & if not assisted next may sky fall continues with lumsum correction possible . Alleged H4 tf bull at least aborted now & again looking close prices there seems strategic action only rather fell altogether .
anyway new week to start & bear tempo may not active , or lost before the weekend ! good attempt break tl , limit 4 imaginary to prevent much more correctiom as in great bear at the same time & so 3300 likely hit also now or next time before UP if , void this mischevious takings with breaks 3614 to correct the whole fall towards 3900-4000,still suseptible hit next as per daily tf.

so from any top again will look for bear next week till tl respect .
fontu

fundamentally may there turmoil eurozone, may relatively stable or not US may turmoil great near soon , something likely happen there !! not seen any now though .
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Not understand?better not follow my analyses!doubt clearer first, risks ++
  • #37,990
  • Dec 3, 2011 12:49am Dec 3, 2011 12:49am
Quoting fxjawn
thanks for thinking of me brother...
One of a few (I'm a bit of an octupus) handfuls I often think about!

Thread may be deemed Useless, but there are some fantastic personalities kicking about that I'll take to my grave!

Quoting fxjawn
... yes i finally did get square earlier today...
If I was a gurl...I'd be Delirah!

I'm delighted, Jon!

Quoting fxjawn
they say it will be there within 5 days so they wait till the very last day..

they say once it says "released" on your accont then its in your banks hands but thats bullshit they just hold onto it till the last minute bc if it was sent to your bank then it would b there...
Going to separate this bit out for a couple of minutes. I have something SO Useless to say, that it may actually be Useful! Not sure how I feel about that yet!

Quoting fxjawn
p.s. wulf wont answer you about me bc he haites me
Nothing I can do about that, brother! He either haites ye, or he lovaies you! (sic and sic)

Bastard Wulf! 1 hour and 12 mins till the glass is raised from Toronto!
  • #37,991
  • Dec 3, 2011 12:58am Dec 3, 2011 12:58am
Quoting fxjawn
o i thought she was with you... you guys kinda disappeared at the same time...


You jackass!

I wish! What a cool girl! I've been to a few corners of the globe that she has been to...without actually having stood there together. More...experience in life, kind of corners, I guess!

Sofia...come home...you useless fakking bastard!

Where for art Thou?
  • #37,992
  • Dec 3, 2011 1:50am Dec 3, 2011 1:50am
Quoting kenfen69
One of a few (I'm a bit of an octupus) handfuls I often think about!

Thread may be deemed Useless, but there are some fantastic personalities kicking about that I'll take to my grave!


If I was a gurl...I'd be Delirah!

I'm delighted, Jon!



Going to separate this bit out for a couple of minutes. I have something SO Useless to say, that it may actually be Useful! Not sure how I feel about that yet!



Nothing I can do about that, brother! He either haites ye, or he lovaies you! (sic and sic)

Bastard Wulf! 1...
point being i think oanda holds on to your cash till this last minute... we are not talking big money here but it got me thinking...

is the money that your fx account says it has in it accessable at any time? like if you closed a huge gold trade u had been holding for 8 years would they actually have the cash to cove it if you requested it? if not then its just numbers in your account...

i know u had to wait for a bit on a funds request... i know brokerage accounts its trade day plus 3 for the funds to actually be in your account even though it shows up in your balance instantly after closing the trade. the actual physically money is not available to you for 3 days bc they transfer and clearing of funds has to be made...

i dunno just rambling
  • #37,993
  • Dec 3, 2011 1:59am Dec 3, 2011 1:59am
Quoting fxjawn
the actual physically money is not available to you for 3 days bc they transfer and clearing of funds has to be made...i dunno just rambling
i was just thinking, I almost never use physical money anymore. I go months without using an ATM. really the only thing i keep cash onhand for is if/when i do scrounging buy/sells, like firewood fenceposts etc offa craigslist...otherwise its good to have a wad around just in case....
"If The Fool persists in his Folly he will become wise." - William Blake
  • #37,994
  • Dec 3, 2011 2:01am Dec 3, 2011 2:01am
Quoting fxjawn
point being i think oanda holds on to your cash till this last minute...
Finishing some final touches to my post...

VERY important thing to talk about...and have people recognize!

ps- Eight (8) years would be Waaaaaaaaayyyy too long to be exposed!!!

To anything!

Fukashima Blue
  • #37,995
  • Dec 3, 2011 2:08am Dec 3, 2011 2:08am
Quoting The Fool
i was just thinking, I almost never use physical money anymore. I go months without using an ATM. really the only thing i keep cash onhand for is if/when i do scrounging buy/sells, like firewood fenceposts etc offa craigslist...otherwise its good to have a wad around just in case....
I just went to the bank earlier and wrote a check (cheque) for $500 (<-CAD), and then withdrew $400. If I fly to Chicago, San Diago, or Dublin tomorrow...WOW! What a scenario!

If the food is too good, or the sun too warm...I may not come back on time. The g-man has been preaching this shit for ages! I only just saw it tonight. I didn't have to actually put ANYTHING into my bank machine...and it gave me Useless Bastard paper in return.

Fak'em...find me when it/they bounce!
  • #37,996
  • Dec 3, 2011 2:16am Dec 3, 2011 2:16am
Quoting The Fool
i was just thinking, I almost never use physical money anymore. I go months without using an ATM. really the only thing i keep cash onhand for is if/when i do scrounging buy/sells, like firewood fenceposts etc offa craigslist...otherwise its good to have a wad around just in case....
Question: Are you an agent for said (anti-) broker?



Alright Mister? How's things? Turkey 'n shit in the oven...er...out of the oven...ready for the next one?
  • #37,997
  • Dec 3, 2011 2:17am Dec 3, 2011 2:17am
Quoting The Fool
i was just thinking, I almost never use physical money anymore. I go months without using an ATM. really the only thing i keep cash onhand for is if/when i do scrounging buy/sells, like firewood fenceposts etc offa craigslist...otherwise its good to have a wad around just in case....
i know me too i cant remember the last time i used cash...

i just meant to where you could actually use it though

my td ameritrade account i have a debit card for ... so once trades clear you can use the cash in your account as you need it..

not something i do but its kinda cool
  • #37,998
  • Dec 3, 2011 2:20am Dec 3, 2011 2:20am
Quoting kenfen69
Finishing some final touches to my post...

VERY important thing to talk about...and have people recognize!

ps- Eight (8) years would be Waaaaaaaaayyyy too long to be exposed!!!

To anything!

Fukashima Blue
lol yea i know but im just saying... if u turned 100k into a mill in a few days how long would it take them to get you your money lol

*to everyone.... this is just hypothetical, k? kthanksbye
  • #37,999
  • Dec 3, 2011 2:22am Dec 3, 2011 2:22am
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Does anyone have a colorful commentary or projections for Monday, northside and southside targets differing from mine?
  • #38,000
  • Dec 3, 2011 2:22am Dec 3, 2011 2:22am
Quoting fxjawn
lol yea i know but im just saying... if u turned 100k into a mill in a few days how long would it take them to get you your money lol

*to everyone.... this is just hypothetical, k? kthanksbye
Don't split...I have a glorious lesson...and shared experience with you, fxjawn...

maybe you can contribute!?
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