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The Really Useless Thread

#34,701
Nov 18, 2011 11:21pm Nov 18, 2011 11:21pm

kenfen69
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Quoting pkimnyc

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Now were talking...

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Hahahahaha....

That was child's play! That was search-engine "Aussie" beach result!

Hold on...will light you up...

#34,702
Nov 18, 2011 11:23pm Nov 18, 2011 11:23pm

pkimnyc
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Quoting kenfen69

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Only way that dude can win now, is to go steal the other guy's wife...his real live wife...ex-wife. Demi! But she's going to (should) wrinkle some time soon...if she doesn't crack.

I'm cold. If faint/no pulse in the morrow...do send troops.

kf

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Get a plane ticket. I'll pick you up at the port.

#34,703
Nov 18, 2011 11:31pm Nov 18, 2011 11:31pm

kenfen69
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Quoting pkimnyc

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Get a plane ticket. I'll pick you up at the port.

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Damn bro...its right there! Family away, or what?

I do couches well...but what would your kids say if they came out to play in THEIR space in the morning, and there was a big hairy, Movember wearing beast, laying in their lair?

We gotta sync this shit up. Checking to see flight status from city aitport...into Newark, too...only place it goes. No JFK, or Laguardia.

#34,704
Nov 18, 2011 11:34pm Nov 18, 2011 11:34pm

kenfen69
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g-man!

See you at the bottom. Hope you're well.

Chop, chop, chop! Any tips?

#34,705
Nov 18, 2011 11:42pm Nov 18, 2011 11:42pm

pkimnyc
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Quoting kenfen69

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Damn bro...its right there! Family away, or what?

I do couches well...but what would your kids say if they came out to play in THEIR space in the morning, and there was a big hairy, Movember wearing beast, laying in their lair?

We gotta sync this shit up. Checking to see flight status from city aitport...into Newark, too...only place it goes. No JFK, or Laguardia.

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Newark will do. I live in jersey. I'll play monsters Inc to kids, so they wont be surprised to see you.

#34,706
Nov 18, 2011 11:56pm Nov 18, 2011 11:56pm

kenfen69
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Quoting pkimnyc

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Newark will do. I live in jersey. I'll play monsters Inc to kids, so they wont be surprised to see you.

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Nada....bastards! Nothing till 8am-ish. Damn you Billy Bishop airport!

Now what? Hardcore soft-porn?

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*Looks* warm...

Bastards!

#34,707
Nov 18, 2011 11:56pm Nov 18, 2011 11:56pm

Larseg
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Quoting kenfen69

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Or on a boat?

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Damn you...you warm, backward-flushing criminals!!!!

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Fuck,

What I would have given away to go back in time....

KF, thanks for ruining my day

#34,708
Nov 19, 2011 12:00am Nov 19, 2011 12:00am

pkimnyc
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Quoting kenfen69

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Nada....bastards! Nothing till 8am-ish. Damn you Billy Bishop airport!

Now what? Hardcore soft-porn?

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*Looks* warm...

Bastards!

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#34,709
Nov 19, 2011 12:05am Nov 19, 2011 12:05am

kenfen69
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Quoting Larseg

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Fuck,

What I would have given away to go back in time....

KF, thanks for ruining my day

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Best of intentions, Larsey!

Thought they were well within your age-range, no?

#34,710
Nov 19, 2011 12:11am Nov 19, 2011 12:11am

kenfen69
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Quoting pkimnyc

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Gots to find the warmth, brother!

I'm actually wearing gloves between types right now. Have turned on every light in the place to try and find some heat.

Picked the wrong day to come home! And!!!

I justgot fakking bit!

#34,711
Nov 19, 2011 12:16am Nov 19, 2011 12:16am

kenfen69
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Quoting Orbital

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1) A Motherfucking spider bit me right between the eyebrows... Spiders are the fucking asshole cunts of nature...

2) Seriously Fuck spiders

...

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5) If you see a spider... FUCKING KILL IT WITH FIRE...

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Ummmmm....ditto!

Except for the "between the eyebrow" bit. Right on my index finger on my right hand...out of nowhere!

Starting to wish I didn't come home!

#34,712
Nov 19, 2011 12:20am Nov 19, 2011 12:20am

pkimnyc
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Quoting kenfen69

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Gots to find the warmth, brother!

I'm actually wearing gloves between types right now. Have turned on every light in the place to try and find some heat.

Picked the wrong day to come home! And!!!

I justgot fakking bit!

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Hair dryer can be useful too bro.

#34,713
Nov 19, 2011 12:28am Nov 19, 2011 12:28am

kenfen69
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Quoting pkimnyc

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Hair dryer can be useful too bro.

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Last one took hers upon departure...

Was part of the reason I wanted to return home solo. NEVER let a woman find ANOTHER woman's hair dryer on your turf! No matter HOW thankful they seem at the time...the relationship will NEVER recover!!!

Life lesson #079

Fak me...slapped my head on that one a couple of times! A real toughie to figure out!

#34,714
Nov 19, 2011 12:35am Nov 19, 2011 12:35am

pkimnyc
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Quoting kenfen69

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Last one took hers upon departure...

Was part of the reason I wanted to return home solo. NEVER let a woman find ANOTHER woman's hair dryer on your turf! No matter HOW thankful they seem at the time...the relationship will NEVER recover!!!

Life lesson #079

Fak me...slapped my head on that one a couple of times! A real toughie to figure out!

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Ahhh damn...

#34,715
Nov 19, 2011 12:49am Nov 19, 2011 12:49am

kenfen69
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Quoting pkimnyc

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Ahhh damn...

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True tale!

It once happened to me that it was my Mother's hair dryer. A "travel" hair dryer. The gurl in question just didn't like it...didn't "trust" it, or the explanation of it being my fakking Ma's "travel" hair dryer.

I saw more sexual positions that night, as herself was looking under the bed, in the closet...for the owner, of that little feckin' hair-dryer!

I was having nightmares about what it would be like if she found THE actual owner of it.

Doomed! Doomed, I tell's ya!

Crap sexual experience.

Lesson #09254

#34,716
Nov 19, 2011 1:00am Nov 19, 2011 1:00am

pkimnyc
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Quoting kenfen69

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True tale!

It once happened to me that it was my Mother's hair dryer. A "travel" hair dryer. The gurl in question just didn't like it...didn't "trust" it, or the explanation of it being my fakking Ma's "travel" hair dryer.

I saw more sexual positions that night, as herself was looking under the bed, in the closet...for the owner, of that little feckin' hair-dryer!

I was having nightmares about what it would be like if she found THE actual owner of it.

Doomed! Doomed, I tell's ya!

Crap sexual experience.

Lesson #09254...

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Fucking women with doubting minds.....
Can't shoot em though...

#34,717
Nov 19, 2011 1:24am Nov 19, 2011 1:24am

kenfen69
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Quoting pkimnyc

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Fucking women with doubting minds.....
Can't shoot em though...

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Nope...

Best you can do is put them on the boat with the guy that's saying...

Who was that you were talking to then?

Leaky boat...Titanic, like!

Got a good bite on my right hand...well swollen. Dead spider sitting here. Doesn't look poisonous...but, then...he's dead.

#34,718
Nov 19, 2011 1:35am Nov 19, 2011 1:35am

kenfen69
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Going under the duvet.

If anyone sees PTL...the name of THAT restaurant in Chi town again would be fantastic! I remember what to order...just can't remember the joint. Tell him I'll say hello to atilla for him!

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