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  • #29,381
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:13pm Oct 26, 2011 4:13pm
EU jokes:

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What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?
A: One letter and about six months!

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Q: "How many European finance ministers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. There's nothing wrong with the light bulb."

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Q: What economic model correctly forecasts the outlook for the European economy? A double-dip recession, a V-shaped recovery, or something else?

A: The bathtub. A steep decline, then a period of stagnation, then it goes down the drain.

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Q: How do you know it's going to be a double-dip recession?

A: Greek exports of taramosalata and tzatziki have plunged.

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"Why did Greece fail to get the latest installment of EU/IMF aid?"

A: Because no one in Greece works long enough to complete the application form."

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"Working session of the European Council 19.15 Working dinner 20.00 Bilateral meetings/Eurozone only session 22.00 Press Conference... 22:05 - Silvio Berlusconi heads off to the nightclub; drinks on him.......Angela declines because she wants to, Sarko because he has to, Papandreou because he can't afford the taxi back."
  • #29,382
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:15pm Oct 26, 2011 4:15pm
Quoting Piters
EU jokes:
A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who picks up the bill?



A German...
  • #29,383
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:16pm Oct 26, 2011 4:16pm
good what ever junkiess

what the big ass's said it seems the same shitt all over, might go back to sleep
  • #29,384
  • Edited 4:37pm Oct 26, 2011 4:24pm | Edited 4:37pm
Quoting kill56
good what ever junkiess

what the big ass's said it seems the same shitt all over, might go back to sleep
another game of kick the can...

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  • #29,385
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:24pm Oct 26, 2011 4:24pm
Quoting kill56
good what ever junkiess

what the big ass's said it seems the same shitt all over, might go back to sleep
before you go to sleep .. is there a tutorial for your bat indi? there are a lot of bells and whistles in this thing
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #29,386
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:26pm Oct 26, 2011 4:26pm
i see they have changed the press conference time to 10/27 0:00 - midnight in Bwussels
"If The Fool persists in his Folly he will become wise." - William Blake
  • #29,387
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:31pm Oct 26, 2011 4:31pm
Quoting FibbinArchie
no still got a 3g, not even 3gs...

don't get the connection...
that Siri thing in the 4s - someone asked it the meaning of life , it came back with " 42 " tech geeks lol
  • #29,388
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:33pm Oct 26, 2011 4:33pm
Quoting chazzle
that Siri thing in the 4s - someone asked it the meaning of life , it came back with " 42 " tech geeks lol
is it out yet? glad i waited, the new one looks fantastic...
  • #29,389
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:34pm Oct 26, 2011 4:34pm
Quoting The Fool
i see they have changed the press conference time to 10/27 0:00 - midnight in Bwussels
Well all positions loaded and locked so I am not up to stay until whatever hour they announce (if they announce something) so ...closing day until tomorrow. GL to all trading overnight especially after the announcement...

sisse
Pending conversations? PM for a chat...I am mainly in OTM now
  • #29,390
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:36pm Oct 26, 2011 4:36pm
well looks like they have the munchies and the market got pissed off ranging during the first few days of the week but i still see it as limited
lets see
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  • #29,391
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:39pm Oct 26, 2011 4:39pm
Quoting FibbinArchie
is it out yet? glad i waited, the new one looks fantastic...
yeah - its out . Fastest selling thing ever made in the universe by all accounts
  • #29,392
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:43pm Oct 26, 2011 4:43pm
Quoting kill56
i thonk so lrt me find i will post soon

do u see the camel in m30 and h1
i had it going down before it formed. is the camel thirsty?
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #29,393
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:46pm Oct 26, 2011 4:46pm
Quoting chazzle
yeah - its out . Fastest selling thing ever made in the universe by all accounts
out of contract restrictions, so i'll threaten o2 with leaving, see what they offer, paying about £40 a month atm... see if they've got maybe a broadband bundle package...
  • #29,394
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:47pm Oct 26, 2011 4:47pm
Quoting gatorinla
i had it going down before it formed. is the camel thirsty?
i did put a bucket of vodka down lets see
  • #29,395
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:54pm Oct 26, 2011 4:54pm
Quoting kill56
i did put a bucket of vodka down lets see
best i can do with this one in 3860.. unless i multiply then 3833 3847 3807 3781
those who can, do. those who cant, talk about those who can
  • #29,396
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:56pm Oct 26, 2011 4:56pm
Quoting FibbinArchie
is it out yet? glad i waited, the new one looks fantastic...
You made me laugh, thought it was a joke.
I just cannot make sense of your post which is why I like it.
"is it out" suggests you have been living in technological and commercial oblivion since well before Steve jobs died. How could you miss it yet claim the new one looks fantastic when it's looks are in fact indistinguishable from it's predecessor.
  • #29,397
  • Oct 26, 2011 4:59pm Oct 26, 2011 4:59pm
Quoting 2046
You made me laugh, thought it was a joke.
I just cannot make sense of your post which is why I like it.
"is it out" suggests you have been living in technological and commercial oblivion since well before Steve jobs died. How could you miss it yet claim the new one looks fantastic when it's looks are in fact indistinguishable from it's predecessor.
lol, no i meant the features look fantastic, i saw a pre launch promo video for it...
  • #29,398
  • Oct 26, 2011 5:01pm Oct 26, 2011 5:01pm
i bet they kick the can on the writedowns
"If The Fool persists in his Folly he will become wise." - William Blake
  • #29,399
  • Oct 26, 2011 5:03pm Oct 26, 2011 5:03pm
98 didnt play : ( going to rest have a beer good luck guys

c u tomorrow

  • #29,400
  • Oct 26, 2011 5:06pm Oct 26, 2011 5:06pm
Quoting FibbinArchie
out of contract restrictions, so i'll threaten o2 with leaving, see what they offer, paying about £40 a month atm... see if they've got maybe a broadband bundle package...
that's a lot to pay w no contract - you can get 500 minutes / month sim only rolling contract geezer

lol - edit - for £17.50
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