The Really Useless Thread

I was just going to say...don't be bashing my Angie!

I pity the foo that bashes my Angie!

And the Chinaman is in charge of the supplies, he will jump out of the cupboard halfway through lunch and yell "supplies !!!!"...

Damn...forgot the present day twist...always a supplies!

that is 3670 to break the upside...


but who cares...

lol, classic

original below

Who farted

Market likes monkey brains!

You're voodoo, g-man!

the grass is always greener on the other side of the hill

if you could choose, pick a girl from the eastern part of the country and try not to get hurt

NOT my Angie!

Please tell me not my Angie.

Yup it was, and a fishy one at that.

If 70 goes...3690 on daily open is next.

lol... Angie, left a silent but violent one somewhere

Oh, sweet Jaysus...

Love affair's over! Someone else will have to take one for the team now!

DTEMA kiss right now...

dam, my hunting days are over. Did meet a lovely german bird years ago in Crete... Ah the old days

Nah, not interested in sloppy seconds.

Don't know, but watch how that 92 I was talking about did it's job. 3867 on the menu.

The previous joke was proposed by a Belgian as the Official European Joke, goes very well with the current EZ debt/Greek (A friend that works in the EU commission sent me):

The European Council met in order to make a decision. Should the joke be the Official European Joke or not?

The British representative announced, with a very serious face and without moving his jaw, that the joke was absolutely hilarious.

The French one protested because France was depicted in a bad way in the joke. He explained that a joke cannot be funny if it is against France.

Poland also protested because they were not depicted in the joke.

Luxembourg asked who would hold the copyright on the joke. The Swedish representative didn't say a word, but looked at everyone with a twisted smile.

Denmark asked where the explicit sexual reference was. If it is a joke, there should be one, shouldn't there?

Holland didn't get the joke, while Portugal didn't understand what a "joke" was. Was it a new concept?

Spain explained that the joke is funny only if you know that the lunch was at 13pm, which is normally breakfast time.

Greece complained that they were not aware of that lunch, that they missed an occasion to have some free food, that they were always forgotten.

Romania then asked what a "lunch" was.

Lithuania et Latvia complained that their translations were inverted, which is unacceptable even if it happens all the time.

Slovenia told them that its own translation was completely forgotten and that they do not make a fuss.

Slovakia announced that, unless the joke was about a little duck and a plumber, there was a mistake in their translation.

The British representative said that the duck and plumber story seemed very funny too.

Hungary had not finished reading the 120 pages of its own translation yet.

Then, the Belgian representative asked if the Belgian who proposed the joke was a Dutch speaking or a French speaking Belgian. Because, in one case, he would of course support a compatriot but, in the other case, he would have to refuse it, regardless of the quality of the joke.

To close the meeting, the German representative announced that it was nice to have the debate here in Brussels but that, now, they all had to make the train to Strasbourg in order to take a decision. He asked that someone to wake up the Italian, so as not to miss the train, so they can come back to Brussels and announce the decision to the press before the end of the day.

"What decision?" asked the Irish representative.

And they all agreed it was time for some coffee.

sisse

Feck, we are all bored.....



Dinner time.


l8r, guys/girls, it has been entertaining.