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  • #13,361
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:10pm Sep 15, 2011 9:10pm
Quoting kenfen69
Wow...we sure did jump above it today...been a while since we were that far north of it.

Check it out on Aussie...AU. Looks nice on M5. Bulletproof double bottom. If that gave way, was thinking of closing my longs.
give some time she might open her ---- shy ---
  • #13,362
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:12pm Sep 15, 2011 9:12pm
Quoting kenfen69
Wow...we sure did jump above it today...been a while since we were that far north of it.

Check it out on Aussie...AU. Looks nice on M5. Bulletproof double bottom. If that gave way, was thinking of closing my longs.
I do like the shape of things, but whut with the bullet proof ceiling on it?

Volume spike and complete HALT...

Northside bust and she could go a running to be sure...
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  • #13,363
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:16pm Sep 15, 2011 9:16pm
And with Loon @ H4 support...

Hrmmmmmmmmm....

USD strength to enter, or an all out yank exodus?
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  • #13,364
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:18pm Sep 15, 2011 9:18pm
"Moody's Puts UBS On Downgrade Review Due To 'Weakness In Risk Controls'"

I wonder if Moody's is so arrogant that they don't understand how incompetent this decision makes them sound. Particularly if a bank has capital market activities, but even if they don't, the risk controls are a central issue in the analysis of that institution.

The Fed doesn't regulate much of importance any more, but they still regulate the state chartered banks that are members of the Federal Reserve. That includes a few big ones: SunTrust is one, and BoNY was; I don't know about Mellon offhand, but the combination probably still is. If one of them wants to do something in capital markets, they need Fed approval. The review always centers on: guess what? the risk controls.

For Moody's to say this about UBS now says more about them than it says about UBS. I'm appalled. But, alas, not surprised.
  • #13,365
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:23pm Sep 15, 2011 9:23pm
Damn girlfriend calls me one minute before a set up I've been waiting on for like 8 hours, entered late with reduced position size we'll see.. that bastard

And a botched cable trade due to having to shit this morning!

Time for a beer
  • #13,366
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:24pm Sep 15, 2011 9:24pm
Quoting Magix
And with Loon @ H4 support...

Hrmmmmmmmmm....

USD strength to enter, or an all out yank exodus?

keep it coming es now
  • #13,367
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:24pm Sep 15, 2011 9:24pm
Quoting frankkn
Damn girlfriend calls me one minute before a set up I've been waiting on for like 8 hours, entered late with reduced position size we'll see.. that bastard

And a botched cable trade due to having to shit this morning!

Time for a beer
1. Take laptop into bathroom...

2. After you don't answer for your girlfriend, once you caught the set up, call back and apologize, explain to her that ya hadda drop a duece...

We're here to support each other...I feel your pain brother...
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  • #13,368
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:25pm Sep 15, 2011 9:25pm
Quoting OldQuant
Question for the hardware geeks: Notebook seems totally dead with the replaced keyboard in place; no lights, no spin, no nothing. Motherboard? Didn't think the liquid got through the keyboard back plate, but maybe via the fan?
Late reply...sorry. Not even sure if someone did reply...I missed a bunch and didn't go back.

Spills I've had to deal with in all kinds of electronic equipment...from mixing consoles to computers: Water, beer, wine, Coke etc. Never milk! But...number one enemy of electronics (apart from fire...gravity etc.)...liquids. Smoke and dust are slow killers.

Could the milk have gotten through the back-plate? Sure...via fan, or any other possible entry. If it was at all wet...and you applied power, you could have fried components.

Water is the easiest thing to deal with. Procedure would be...remove power...open device. Carefully dry any visible signs of water. Let the device sit for dayyyys...until you think there is no possible way that any water could not have completely evaporated...then wait 48 more hours. Apply power...hope for the best. 99 times out of 100, everything will be fine.

Anything other than water NEEDS to be cleaned...very well. I would recommend the highest concentration Isopropyl Alcohol you can get. Start cleaning asap. I would imagine milk would go kind of crusty as opposed to sticky like sodas, beer etc. Should be easy to clean, but must be done well. Isopropyl will evaporate quickly, so you can clean several times in a day...allowing it to dry in between. When clean...onto the shelf...48 hours...apply power and hope for the best. Lower success rate than water, but odds are still very high that damage will be minimal.

Biggest thing with liquids...must be dry as a bone before power is applied. Electricity and liquids combined do not get on well with electronics.

Hope it works out, Q. Sorry if that was long-winded, elementary, or that you've already spoken with someone else...or are back surfing pr0n already...or pulled your hard drive and ram and hit the trash (recycle) with the rest.
  • #13,369
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:26pm Sep 15, 2011 9:26pm
Quoting kill56
keep it coming es now
Not an ES guy killer...

I failed the entrance exam.

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  • #13,370
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:26pm Sep 15, 2011 9:26pm
Quoting Magix
explain to her that ya hadda drop a duece...

We're here to support each other...I feel your pain brother...


Classix.
  • #13,371
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:28pm Sep 15, 2011 9:28pm
Quoting kenfen69
Never milk!

Water is the easiest thing to deal with. Procedure would be...remove power...open device. Carefully dry any visible signs of water. Let the device sit for dayyyys...until you think there is no possible way that any water could not have completely evaporated...then wait 48 more hours. Apply power...hope for the best. 99 times out of 100, everything will be fine.
I tried to explain the milk thing to him, I hope he understands...

On the water thing, throw the bitch into the freezer overnight, if there is water on it, it will be gone. Once it warms back up to room temp, hit it with the Booster cables and SHAZAM!

Sure the computers fucked, but ya get one hell of a light show...

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  • #13,372
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:30pm Sep 15, 2011 9:30pm
Quoting Magix
Not an ES guy killer...

I failed the entrance exam.


dammmmmmmmmmm

i will send u a new dam golden pipe it will open the way to chaken sope
  • #13,373
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:31pm Sep 15, 2011 9:31pm
Quoting Magix
I do like the shape of things, but whut with the bullet proof ceiling on it?

Volume spike and complete HALT...

Northside bust and she could go a running to be sure...
Yeah...brickwall on the northern halt!

Freaky Friday may paint a path.
  • #13,374
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:31pm Sep 15, 2011 9:31pm
Lookatat!

Auz being all cunty with a little usd support on loons...

Pshhhhhhhhhh....
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  • #13,375
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:33pm Sep 15, 2011 9:33pm
Quoting frankkn
Time for a beer
Sounds like two are required...at least! If that trade goes to shite...make it an even dozen!
  • #13,376
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:35pm Sep 15, 2011 9:35pm
Quoting Magix
1. Take laptop into bathroom...

2. After you don't answer for your girlfriend, once you caught the set up, call back and apologize, explain to her that ya hadda drop a duece...

We're here to support each other...I feel your pain brother...
Lessons learned

A word on water damage: when I was a freshmen in high school I worked 16 hours per weekend for 9 months to buy a gorgeous Fender tube amp. When I was in my second year of college I fell asleep with a half full can of beer on a table, which happened to be located next to my amp.

I woke up and the can had fallen (most likely my girlfriend's cat...bastards both of them) onto the input for the cable and emptied inside my precious amp.

So what did I do? I cranked that mother fucker up to 11 and blue sparks arced back and forth across the top. Rock and roll, hasn't worked since.
  • #13,377
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:35pm Sep 15, 2011 9:35pm
Quoting Magix
On the water thing, throw the bitch into the freezer overnight, if there is water on it, it will be gone. Once it warms back up to room temp, hit it with the Booster cables and SHAZAM!

Sure the computers fucked, but ya get one hell of a light show...

Microwave is good to dry it off, too!

While its running on battery power.

Oh...to be a kid again!
  • #13,378
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:37pm Sep 15, 2011 9:37pm
Quoting Magix
I tried to explain the milk thing to him, I hope he understands...

On the water thing, throw the bitch into the freezer overnight, if there is water on it, it will be gone. Once it warms back up to room temp, hit it with the Booster cables and SHAZAM!

Sure the computers fucked, but ya get one hell of a light show...

  • #13,379
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:37pm Sep 15, 2011 9:37pm
Quoting kenfen69
Sounds like two are required...at least! If that great goes to shite...make it an even dozen!
Ok, if you insist, grabbing 2 and 3 now
  • #13,380
  • Sep 15, 2011 9:39pm Sep 15, 2011 9:39pm
Quoting Magix
Lookatat!
Would love to see them pop. Still have enough on to make an already sexy trade into something exquisite. Good bit of room to run.
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