Wish wish wish oh I wish wish wish lol, you wish tooo much lol
Of course I wish, we are all charting experts in retrospect right? Have any good Australian Jokes?
- #14,421
- Jan 21, 2010 8:38pm Jan 21, 2010 8:38pm
Of course I wish, we are all charting experts in retrospect right? Have any good Australian Jokes?
- #14,422
- Jan 21, 2010 8:43pm Jan 21, 2010 8:43pm
- | Joined Nov 2009 | Status: FUDGE | 2,229 Posts
Well the good news is that they are creating a nice Symmetrical Bearish Triangle. Do I sound like I know what I am doing?
Of course I wish, we are all charting experts in retrospect right? Have any good Australian Jokes?
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
- #14,425
- Jan 21, 2010 8:53pm Jan 21, 2010 8:53pm
Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong, pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies: Drink anything with alcohol in it.
A: You pay him ten bucks for the pizza
I use that one for everyone, but I will work on more international humor.
- #14,426
- Jan 21, 2010 8:57pm Jan 21, 2010 8:57pm
- Joined Oct 2006 | Status: Trader | 7,219 Posts
How do you get an Australian off of your front Porch?
I've got US futures in the green ..... could be a sign of what's to come today .... or not
http://finance.yahoo.com/indices?e=futures
Nothing worth having is easy.
- #14,427
- Jan 21, 2010 8:58pm Jan 21, 2010 8:58pm
- | Joined Nov 2009 | Status: FUDGE | 2,229 Posts
How do you get an Australian off of your front Porch?
A: You pay him ten bucks for the pizza
I use that one for everyone, but I will work on more international humor.
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!
Today's Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
And Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market...
- #14,429
- Jan 21, 2010 9:03pm Jan 21, 2010 9:03pm
A stockbroker is someone who invests your money till it's all gone!
Today's Stock Market Report
Helium was up, feathers were down. Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading. Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers remain unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The...
Good joke. Nice and clean, clever. Now I will probably getting tossed from the forum for this one.What is the Australian version of the French Kiss?
A: The same except Down Under...
- #14,430
- Jan 21, 2010 9:06pm Jan 21, 2010 9:06pm
- | Joined Nov 2009 | Status: FUDGE | 2,229 Posts
What is the Australian version of the French Kiss?
A: The same except Down Under...
- #14,431
- Jan 21, 2010 9:07pm Jan 21, 2010 9:07pm
How do you get an Australian off of your front Porch?
A: You pay him ten bucks for the pizza
I use that one for everyone, but I will work on more international humor.
- #14,432
- Jan 21, 2010 9:08pm Jan 21, 2010 9:08pm
- Joined Apr 2008 | Status: Trader | 7,674 Posts
What is the Australian version of the French Kiss?
A: The same except Down Under...
- #14,435
- Jan 21, 2010 9:18pm Jan 21, 2010 9:18pm
i see couple of diversion in MACD AND orsc , ON ALL the USD charts , i think we might be in a process of some correction upward before any legs down ,
i think this will be confirmed with the breach of the 9035 level in AUD going to 9075 ,9140
and the breach of the 1.4140 in the EURO followed by 1.4175 1.42
i would recommend shorting from the second resistance not the first
What is the Australian version of the French Kiss?
A: The same except Down Under...
long aud/usd @ 0.8997, [email protected], take profit@ 0.9050
- #14,439
- Jan 21, 2010 9:35pm Jan 21, 2010 9:35pm
- Joined May 2006 | Status: Still here. | 2,602 Posts
I would reverse at my stop loss at .9150, and I would take a couple of months off.
- #14,440
- Jan 21, 2010 9:39pm Jan 21, 2010 9:39pm
so can I have about 10 PIP's down first?