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  • #18,881
  • Jan 5, 2010 5:19pm Jan 5, 2010 5:19pm
is nice to have friends like this wow, I'm touch The Dove_alliance, thanks

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SO EVERYONE KNOW; TODAY IS CARLOS BIRTHDAY...... HE IS 1 YEAR SHORT OF 50 - GETTING PRETTY OLD I WOULD SAY BUT STILL LOOKS LIKE A YOUNGSTER.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARLOS!!!!!!! http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_bounce.gif http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_biggrin.png

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The Lord takes pleasure in my prosperity - Angels, go forth and minister this for me: "Thank you Lord for my covenant and dominion with you." - In Jesus name; Amen.

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The Chonchy
  • #18,882
  • Jan 5, 2010 10:34pm Jan 5, 2010 10:34pm
Garage Door

The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close your garage door?' The boss told her he knew he'd closed the garage door, and walked into his office puzzled by the question.

As he finished his paperwork, he suddenly noticed his fly was open, and zipped it up. He then understood his assistant's question about his 'garage door.'

He headed out for a cup of coffee and paused by her desk to ask, 'When my garage door was open, did you see my Hummer parked in there?'

She smiled and said, 'No, I didn't. All I saw was an old mini van with two flat tires...



An elderly gentleman....
Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%
The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, 'Your hearing is perfect.. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again.'
The gentleman replied, 'Oh, I haven't told my family yet.
I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times!'




Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'
'Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'




An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know.... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'




Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already dressed and sitting on the bed with a suitcase at his feet, who insisted he didn't need my help to leave the hospital.
After a chat about rules being rules, he reluctantly let me wheel him to the elevator.
On the way down I asked him if his wife was meeting him.
'I don't know,' he said. 'She's still upstairs in the bathroom changing out of her hospital gown.'



Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember ..
Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anything while I'm in the kitchen?' he asks.
'Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?'
'Sure..'
'Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?' she asks.
'No, I can remember it.'
'Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?'
He says, 'I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.'
'I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it down?' she asks.
Irritated, he says, 'I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!'
Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.
'Where's my toast ?'




A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
'So I hear you're getting married?'
'Yep!'
'Do I know her?'
'Nope!'
'This woman, is she good looking?'
'Not really.'
'Is she a good cook?'
'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
'Does she have lots of money?'
'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
'I don't know.'
'Why in the world do you want to marry her then?'
'Because she can still drive!'




Three old guys are out walking.
First one says, 'Windy, isn't it?'
Second one says, 'No, it's Thursday!'
Third one says, 'So am I. Let's go get a beer..'




A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'
'Really,' answered the neighbor . 'What kind is it?'
'Twelve thirty..'




Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, 'You're really doing great, aren't you?'
Morris replied, 'Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.''
The doctor said, 'I didn't say that.. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful.'




One more. . .!
A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

The Chonchy
  • #18,883
  • Jan 5, 2010 10:52pm Jan 5, 2010 10:52pm
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The Chonchy
  • #18,884
  • Jan 5, 2010 11:29pm Jan 5, 2010 11:29pm
Quoting chonchy
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I hope he steps on it and spears his genitals.
Not all sins are created equal
  • #18,885
  • Jan 6, 2010 12:42am Jan 6, 2010 12:42am
Quoting cesarnc
"The rest of us"?

The nearest we will get from the Jetsons, IN THIS CENTURY, will be THAT piece of junk, that you'll have to argue with your wife coz she wants to use the microwave oven and you want to charge the goddamned car

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it looks like a little chicken, by the way cesar what about the chickens? no more chickens this year?
The Chonchy
  • #18,886
  • Jan 6, 2010 3:09am Jan 6, 2010 3:09am
Whats up everybody? Hope you all had a happy holidays and new year
I quit smoking......again.....This time I mean it
Just Trade It
  • #18,887
  • Jan 6, 2010 4:22am Jan 6, 2010 4:22am
Quoting Big Wave Rider
Whats up everybody? Hope you all had a happy holidays and new year
I quit smoking......again.....This time I mean it


What about the cheap wine?
  • #18,888
  • Jan 6, 2010 6:13am Jan 6, 2010 6:13am
That little Japanese fella who survived both nuclear blasts in Japan has died today.

To him, our respects, and Buddha must throw a party up there and must give him a free pass to the damn nirvana, all flaws forgiven.

Undoubtedly the TOUGHEST ass of mankind

  • #18,889
  • Jan 6, 2010 9:21am Jan 6, 2010 9:21am
The U.S. economy will slip back into recession in the second and third quarter of 2010 as the boost from fiscal stimulus measures and inventory rebuilding wears off, James Shugg, senior economist at Westpac Bank, told CNBC Wednesday.
-CNBC

Coming from CNBC, it means US GDP +8% in 2010, Dow Jones at 18,000 points

  • #18,890
  • Jan 6, 2010 10:45am Jan 6, 2010 10:45am
Quoting Big Wave Rider
Whats up everybody? Hope you all had a happy holidays and new year
I quit smoking......again.....This time I mean it

Best of luck to you BWR. I started smoking at 13 yrs old and quit 5 yrs ago at the age of 38. It's one of the best decisions I have ever made. You can do it bro!

K.I.S.S.
  • #18,891
  • Jan 6, 2010 11:54am Jan 6, 2010 11:54am
Then at the apex of my ansiety, intending to get the wheels spinning right at the first week of the year, I see the world is not working yet, damn it.

On customer still on vacation, the other nowhere to be seen... or heard.

A third one was right on it: "César, I'm still in kinda pre-season here, call me next week"

"Pre-season", why haven't I thought about THAT?

All contacts postponed to the next week, or they will think of me like some nerd bastard who only think about work
  • #18,892
  • Jan 6, 2010 12:08pm Jan 6, 2010 12:08pm
Forget the electric car I posted previously.

We will be driving "shit-powered" cars soon...

http://www.cnbc.com/id/34725730/



I just hope they take out the stink, or a 500km ride will become the worst nightmare there ever was

  • #18,893
  • Jan 6, 2010 7:58pm Jan 6, 2010 7:58pm
wow what a story

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The Chonchy
  • #18,894
  • Jan 6, 2010 8:04pm Jan 6, 2010 8:04pm
SO EVERYONE KNOW; TODAY IS CARLOS BIRTHDAY...... HE IS 1 YEAR SHORT OF 50 - GETTING PRETTY OLD I WOULD SAY BUT STILL LOOKS LIKE A YOUNGSTER.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARLOS!!!!!!! http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_bounce.gif http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif

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it looks like people here don't like happy birthday's

Carlos, chonchy the same guy hello! but now is over forget about it, I don't want all the tread telling me "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" now a day later oh well my mother always wanted me to borne on the 6 so I will be a kings gift but my father was a cop and he was very honest and he said to the doctor, " If he was borne at 11.59 is january 5 not 6 he is to put january 5 on his certificate, and my mother cry, but I was certified as borne january 5 not the 6, and everybody here forgot my birthday
The Chonchy
  • #18,895
  • Jan 7, 2010 1:47am Jan 7, 2010 1:47am
Quoting chonchy
SO EVERYONE KNOW; TODAY IS CARLOS BIRTHDAY...... HE IS 1 YEAR SHORT OF 50 - GETTING PRETTY OLD I WOULD SAY BUT STILL LOOKS LIKE A YOUNGSTER.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARLOS!!!!!!! http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_bounce.gif http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/icon_razz.gif http://illiweb.com/fa/i/smiles/lol.gif

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it looks like people here don't like happy birthday's

Carlos, chonchy the same guy hello! but now is over forget about it, I don't want all the tread telling me "HAPPY...
Feliz cumpleaños a mi amigo!
Not all sins are created equal
  • #18,896
  • Jan 7, 2010 2:30am Jan 7, 2010 2:30am
Quoting Jay Walker
Feliz cumpleaños a mi amigo!

Tahnks a lot Jay, I apriciate that
The Chonchy
  • #18,897
  • Jan 7, 2010 2:38am Jan 7, 2010 2:38am
Quoting cesarnc
I was absent for all these days because of a cruelty that science put on us these days.
Hi Cesar and all,

I'm a bit late, but had some good holidays.....Happy new year everyone, HLM (health, love and money)

Took also some time to read your posts as I appreciate this community around....I won't be a regular poster, coz when I was one, I also was a bad trader so...but I stay a regular reader.....and will post from time to time

I just wish, those who believe this forum is only for celebrating their exploits will stop posting...

Cesar I've just read your post...and just let me tell you I Know for sure you'll get a lot from this baby and especially LOVE, so you'll get strength for being the one you want to be....My special wishes to you and your wife, and you'll have my prayers all along this year

All the best for everyone
Non licet omnibus adire Corinthum
  • #18,898
  • Jan 7, 2010 4:14am Jan 7, 2010 4:14am
Quoting Jay Walker
Feliz cumpleaños a mi amigo!
Boy, I missed that post...

Happy Birthday Carlos...

I hope you got some nice presents

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  • #18,899
  • Jan 7, 2010 4:45am Jan 7, 2010 4:45am
Going out... Meetings, customer, possibly heavy rain again. All day out...

Take care...

NFP looming...
  • #18,900
  • Jan 7, 2010 5:23am Jan 7, 2010 5:23am
Quoting chonchy
SO EVERYONE KNOW; TODAY IS CARLOS BIRTHDAY
Happy birthday Carlos! Sorry I forgot your birthday. As for your age I would rather you said you were 35 but had a hard life or else keep quiet like me... but I'm not the sort to miss out on a celebration and we here have been drinking vodka and lime to celebrate for you. No wonder you feel happy

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I think things can't be too bad in Florida, there is still a bit of Grey Goose left. Long USD.
Gone to a better place
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