Cesarnc's market talk, gossips, rumours & fun

the way we are going there is not going to be any bussines to admin here in the states, if you leave here that is, but congrats anyways is always good to know some side job, just in case we don't make it in this forex s%$#

Poker tournment in 1hr. 9,000 people and the prize is joining the Brazilian team on the World Cup...

No hopes for me though. If I make it to the top 1,000, I'll call it a nice Saturday to be alive.

Out 1240th...

JJ, flop came out 889. I decided the other dude didn't have any 8s, shoved all-in, sunavabitch had A8.

Now I have a bootprint on my ass where you can read A888

3x1

CHUPA ARGENTINA

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He went too far...

"It definitely gives the shuttle a kick and you just feel a little twang throughout the whole orbiter when they're firing to keep you in position," he added.
Of the 13 astronauts aboard the International Space Station and docked shuttle, nearly half are taking their first trip to space. For some, it's a short trip aboard the shuttle, which blasted off last week with three rookies aboard.
Other first-time spaceflyers are on the station for the long haul. Some have already been there for months, so the term "rookie" barely applies.
"The food is wonderful," said rookie astronaut Nicole Stott, who arrived at the station Sunday on Discovery to begin a three-month stay. "Of course we have a mix from all the partners now."
The result, she said, is a sort of orbital smorgasbord that includes food from the United States, Russia, Canada, Japan and Europe.
"I think you can find something for everyone," Stott said.
Discovery's seven-astronaut crew is in the middle of a 13-day mission to deliver fresh supplies and new science gear to the space station. The astronauts ferried Stott to the outpost to replace another NASA astronaut who will come home on the shuttle.
They also delivered a $5 million treadmill named after comedian Stephen Colbert.
Even some of Discovery's grizzled veterans were surprised by the life aboard the station, which is the $100 billion product of 16 different countries.

They also delivered a $5 million treadmill named after comedian Stephen Colbert.
Even some of Discovery's grizzled veterans were surprised by the life aboard the station, which is the $100 billion product of 16 different countries.[/quote]


A treadmill in space, maybe they should send a Raquet Ball court while they are at it, "$100 billion dollars is a lot of money but if is tax payers money is tax deductible I guess, I wonder if they are going to find any food up there for the thousands of hungrie childrens here on "hello" planet earth is dying of hungrines with almost 10% employment in the US and pirates in the somalia waters for god sake, prrrrrrruuuuuuuuuulllllllllllease god save us

Gold is Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke’s Secret
Debt Solution For The Global financial Crisis
http://finance.uncommonwisdomdaily.c...ake-speech.jpgIf you’ve already my free report on how Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke and the G-20 nations may use gold to help solve the global financial crisis, then you’re light years ahead of other investors.
But if you haven’t had the opportunity yet, not to worry. You’re soon going to be hearing about my views on thisbecause they’ve set off quite a buzz all over the world.
Basically it goes like this: Given the global financial crisis … the authorities’ efforts so far that have failed to stem the crisis … and the fact that drastic times require drastic measures — I believe the world is now embarking upon a new monetary era that will be put into motion by Bernanke — by effectively devaluing paper currencies, especially the dollar.
After all, consider the following statement Ben Bernanke made, prior to becoming Chairman of the Federal Reserve …
“Like gold, U.S. dollars have value only to the extent that they are strictly limited in supply. But the U.S. government has a technology, called a printing press (or, today, its electronic equivalent), that allows it to produce as many U.S. dollars as it wishes at essentially no cost.
“By increasing the number of U.S. dollars in circulation, or even by credibly threatening to do so, the U.S. government can also reduce the value of a dollar in terms of goods and services, which is equivalent to raising the prices in dollars of those goods and services. We conclude that, under a paper-money system, a determined government can always generate higher spending and hence positive inflation …”

Given the worst financial crisis since the Great Depression, think Bernanke won’t act on what he believes? Think again: Since Bernanke took the helm at the Federal Reserve, the U.S. dollar has already lost as much as 30% of its international purchasing power.
As a result, you can also expect an upward revaluation of the price of gold to inflate away the world’s bad debts and kick off a new era of asset inflation.
In essence, officials are going to use the price of gold to change the value of money — by devaluing paper money so asset prices rise to offset the devaluation.
It’s been done before, in third-world countries all over the globe. And, importantly, it’s been done before here in the U.S. — back in 1933 during the Great Depression.
That’s when Franklin Roosevelt, by decree via emergency executive order #6102, confiscated gold from the public and raised its price 69.3%, effectively kick starting asset reflation.
Only this time, it won’t be just the U.S. that devalues its currency. The world is too inter-related. Instead, the G-20 nations will participate in a simultaneous and universal currency devaluation.
I can’t tell you what gold price the G-20 will ultimately agree to. But if they monetize just 10% of bad U.S. debts, gold would have to be priced just over $5,300 an ounce.
Will it happen? I believe it’s already seriously under consideration and is going to happen one day in the not too distant future.
Reason … when all is said and done …
The only way the authorities will be able to bring an end to the global financial crisis is to devalue paper money.

The conductor....



His orchestra:
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I don't have intelectual span to understand this.

However, I told my dentist to put on a golden tooth in my mouth "just in case", she said it's old fashion. I could by a car in 5 years just using a plier.

You want a good solution for the crisis? Michal Moore is asking for end of Capitalism.

He's right you know...

But then Wall Street will start trading Goat futures and securitizing packs of salt to sell abroad. US government will release the "horse for clunkers" program and one-dollar bills will be traded in the black market for $5 apiece.

In 2 years we will be back to the starting gun and you will have a pack'a useless cows in your backyard.

Is this your dentist cesar?




or this other one

Thank God she doesn't use these masks...

or if we become really desperate, someone could pull out your tooth with a nice brutal pair of forceps if you yawn in public...

Yup... Your new metatrader will be the mirror: every morning you say AHHHH and check your portfolio

Talking about exotic assets...

After the mortgage business imploded last year, Wall Street investment banks began searching for another big idea to make money. They think they may have found one.

The bankers plan to buy “life settlements,” life insurance policies that ill and elderly people sell for cash — $400,000 for a $1 million policy, say, depending on the life expectancy of the insured person.

Then they plan to “securitize” these policies, in Wall Street jargon, by packaging hundreds or thousands together into bonds. They will then resell those bonds to investors, like big pension funds, who will receive the payouts when people with the insurance die.

- How old are you sir?
- 50
- Smoke?
- no
- Drink?
- no
- Wife?
- Yup. And 2 ex-wives
- Here's your $950,000 sir.


This MUST be some kind of a joke... I mean, will they ever learn?

I just read the article in the NY Times.

Here's one quote in it:
“We’re hoping to get a herd stampeding after the first offering,” said one investment banker not authorized to speak to the news media.

So now all of a sudden it will become someones financial interest to see someone (or many people) dead. And they are not even relatives waiting for probate!