It was a gloomy evening as I hunched at my desk staring at my pathetic trading account statement. My account value had plummeted to a measly 37 cents after being decimated by a trading system which I thought would never lose. My brain was foggy and I felt hopelessly out of ideas on how to trade the markets successfully.
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light and the next thing I remember was opening my eyes to find myself lying on a metallic table surrounded by three skinny creatures who stood no more than four feet tall. They did not speak but I knew what they were telling me.
"We Have Chosen You To Entrust With The WAY Of The Markets."
Instantly images of planets, distant galaxies, and currency charts raced past my eyes. Then unexpectedly, it became calm with an eerie silence. When I mustered the courage to pry open my eyes I found myself lying on the floor next to my desk.
As I picked myself up my eyes caught sight of the trading charts on my workstation. The charts on the screen looked like they always had, but extruding out the right side of the display was what looked like a mist with an image projected on it. The image was a continuation of the current trading charts!
"I Could See The Trading Charts For Tomorrow And Beyond!"
I plunked myself down in my chair and grabbed the mouse. I placed some positions and waited. Sure enough, the market did exactly what I thought it would do. I began to place more and more trades as I witnessed my account value begin to skyrocket.
"I Ended Up Turning My 37 Cent Account Into $57,349,385.65 Literally Overnight!"
I proceeded to build a trading system that was able to see the future just like I can using the knowledge that the space aliens imparted on me. This system is literally worth billions of dollars. In less than 24 hours alone, I have more money than I know what to do with. That is why I am going to sell this system for only $149! For a limited time I want you to be able to taste the trading success that I have had, but you'll have to act quickly!
ROFL......
Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light and the next thing I remember was opening my eyes to find myself lying on a metallic table surrounded by three skinny creatures who stood no more than four feet tall. They did not speak but I knew what they were telling me.
"We Have Chosen You To Entrust With The WAY Of The Markets."
Instantly images of planets, distant galaxies, and currency charts raced past my eyes. Then unexpectedly, it became calm with an eerie silence. When I mustered the courage to pry open my eyes I found myself lying on the floor next to my desk.
As I picked myself up my eyes caught sight of the trading charts on my workstation. The charts on the screen looked like they always had, but extruding out the right side of the display was what looked like a mist with an image projected on it. The image was a continuation of the current trading charts!
"I Could See The Trading Charts For Tomorrow And Beyond!"
I plunked myself down in my chair and grabbed the mouse. I placed some positions and waited. Sure enough, the market did exactly what I thought it would do. I began to place more and more trades as I witnessed my account value begin to skyrocket.
"I Ended Up Turning My 37 Cent Account Into $57,349,385.65 Literally Overnight!"
I proceeded to build a trading system that was able to see the future just like I can using the knowledge that the space aliens imparted on me. This system is literally worth billions of dollars. In less than 24 hours alone, I have more money than I know what to do with. That is why I am going to sell this system for only $149! For a limited time I want you to be able to taste the trading success that I have had, but you'll have to act quickly!
ROFL......
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