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- #16,842
- Aug 8, 2009 2:38pm Aug 8, 2009 2:38pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
An 80-year-old man was having his annual check-up when the doctor asked him how he was feeling.
"I've never been better!", he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment then said: "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued: "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?", the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied: "No."
The doctor continued: "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man: "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
"I've never been better!", he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered this for a moment then said: "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun."
The doctor continued: "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?", the doctor queried.
Dumbfounded, the old man replied: "No."
The doctor continued: "The bear dropped dead in front of him!" "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man: "Someone else must have shot that bear."
"That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.
- #16,843
- Aug 8, 2009 3:48pm Aug 8, 2009 3:48pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
- #16,844
- Aug 9, 2009 4:45am Aug 9, 2009 4:45am
The Puppies 4 Pics Campaign
My fancy work attire back in the middle east - I still wear the head scarf as an esharpa and the abaya can serve as an evening gown with some modifications
http://i28.tinypic.com/211j4mo.jpg
On the train... Classy as always, drinking wine out of a little bottle - you didn't expect me to drink beer, did you?
http://i27.tinypic.com/huq62o.jpg
This is what a mature 34-year-old lady acts like
http://i26.tinypic.com/33ol8vd.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...8&id=686113512
Cable is my sugardaddy
- #16,845
- Aug 9, 2009 7:17am Aug 9, 2009 7:17am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Can't disappoint the puppies, and the end of the weekend is fast-a'coming!
This is what a mature 34-year-old lady acts like
http://i26.tinypic.com/33ol8vd.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pi...8&id=686113512
- #16,846
- Aug 9, 2009 4:45pm Aug 9, 2009 4:45pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Have a nice week everybody.... I'm hitting the road at 6:30am tomorrow for pre-spring/summer collection asskicking meetings and customer asskissing, plan to get back at 8pm (so you can figure the asses' sizes)...
It's the Ass Monday to me, but somebody's gotta put the hands in the dirt sometimes....
Dow Oil Bovespa Chickens, time for correction, please...
It's the Ass Monday to me, but somebody's gotta put the hands in the dirt sometimes....
Dow Oil Bovespa Chickens, time for correction, please...
- #16,847
- Aug 9, 2009 5:47pm Aug 9, 2009 5:47pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
- #16,848
- Aug 9, 2009 5:57pm Aug 9, 2009 5:57pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
Hey gang just a second to post a puppy, me think, bohogirl have more pics
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The Chonchy
- #16,849
- Aug 9, 2009 5:59pm Aug 9, 2009 5:59pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
- #16,850
- Aug 9, 2009 6:00pm Aug 9, 2009 6:00pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
not so puppy but.......lovely animals
The Chonchy
- #16,851
- Aug 9, 2009 6:14pm Aug 9, 2009 6:14pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
The Chonchy
- #16,852
- Aug 9, 2009 6:22pm Aug 9, 2009 6:22pm
Have a nice week everybody.... I'm hitting the road at 6:30am tomorrow for pre-spring/summer collection asskicking meetings and customer asskissing, plan to get back at 8pm (so you can figure the asses' sizes)...
It's the Ass Monday to me, but somebody's gotta put the hands in the dirt sometimes....
Dow Oil Bovespa Chickens, time for correction, please...
As for puppies, lets not waste them during the work-week when fun is not allowed
(ps: hot tip: bohogirl really loves monkeys, big cats and big snakes)
Cable is my sugardaddy
- #16,853
- Aug 9, 2009 6:28pm Aug 9, 2009 6:28pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
Kick some ass for me too C!
As for puppies, lets not waste them during the work-week when fun is not allowed
(ps: hot tip: bohogirl really loves monkeys, big cats and big snakes)
The Chonchy
- #16,854
- Aug 9, 2009 6:28pm Aug 9, 2009 6:28pm
oh yeah, I didn't get to take my nephew to the zoo - instead, his mom talked me into trying to give him a haircut.
It only took about 3 hours, and although not perfect, all things considered, it was better than a pro job... well, especially since no pro will touch him anymore due to extreme tantrums and high level scream-production.
And considering that he didn't sit still for one second and the entire haircut took place while we were playing, I am totally bragging about it without false modesty.
If this trading thing doesn't pan out, I'm opening a hair salon for kids
It only took about 3 hours, and although not perfect, all things considered, it was better than a pro job... well, especially since no pro will touch him anymore due to extreme tantrums and high level scream-production.
And considering that he didn't sit still for one second and the entire haircut took place while we were playing, I am totally bragging about it without false modesty.
If this trading thing doesn't pan out, I'm opening a hair salon for kids
Cable is my sugardaddy
- #16,855
- Aug 9, 2009 8:18pm Aug 9, 2009 8:18pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Kick some ass for me too C!
As for puppies, lets not waste them during the work-week when fun is not allowed
(ps: hot tip: bohogirl really loves monkeys, big cats and big snakes)
http://www.jasonfinley.com/SeriousCat.jpg
- #16,856
- Aug 9, 2009 8:34pm Aug 9, 2009 8:34pm
- Joined Mar 2007 | Status: Symbol | 2,788 Posts
I think we should name your cat "Traderfx", cause he was a serious cat.
FF journal: Peaks and Troffs
- #16,858
- Aug 10, 2009 1:18pm Aug 10, 2009 1:18pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
Bi cats
And snakes
And snakes
The Chonchy
- #16,859
- Aug 10, 2009 1:20pm Aug 10, 2009 1:20pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
how about fish, bohogirl, do you like fish
The Chonchy
- #16,860
- Aug 10, 2009 1:22pm Aug 10, 2009 1:22pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
how about chickens, who likes chickens?
The Chonchy