Cesarnc's market talk, gossips, rumours & fun

Your EUR B/E may be coming chonchy...

Short Dow short oil short chickens short euro

I'm not a market whore, I'm just out there for the highest bidder...

1. An old man and an old woman are sitting in a nursing home and the old man says, ''I bet you can't guess how old I am.''
The old woman says, ''okay, unzip your pants.''
The old man unzips his pants and the woman sticks her hand in and plays around for a minute, she pulls her hand out and says, ''you're 89.''
The old man looks at her increduously and asks, ''how did you know that?''
The old woman says, ''you told me yesterday!'


2. A man goes to his doctor and says, "Please help me! I've got a problem."

The doctor examines the man and finds a red ring around his penis. The doctor gives him an ointment to rub on the problem area.

"It's all cleared up," the man reports when he returns. "What was that medication you gave me?"

"Lipstick remover."

3. A young couple got married. On their honeymoon, they were very anxious about having sex because they were both virgins. Because of their sexual inexperience, they were a bit uncomfortable discussing the subject so they came up with the term "doing the laundry" to use in place of "having sex."

This made them both more comfortable with the whole concept. Well, the first night of their honeymoon was wonderful. They "did the laundry" 5 times that first night. In the middle of the night the new husband woke up, and he was ready to do the laundry again. He gently shook his new wife and asked her, "Can we do the laundry again?" but she was very tired.

She told him that she just couldn't do it again just yet. Maybe in the morning. A few hours later the new wife awoke feeling very guilty. What he had asked for wasn't unreasonable, and she decided she should go ahead and "do the laundry" with him again.

She gently shook him and said, "Honey, I'm sorry I denied you... We can do the laundry again if you want,"

He replied, "That's ok... It was a small load... I did it by hand."

with all this shorts, I'm going to buy me a boat

I was that man! (I hadn't forgotten, though).

looks like a nice Hatteras to me......

or a car

it is a nice boat Islander is just sold but is a very nice sportsfisherman


http://www.yachtauctions.com/listing.php?vessel=3216

Any photos of your crew?

Happy 1000 pages to me, happy 1000 pages of nonesence to me, happy 1000 pages of B%$#T dear chonchy, happy 1000 pages to me, ehhhhhhhh, its time to go home, is time to go back to my forum, my mentor is coming back in the week end, and I need to finish my studys, so I don't go short when is long and all that, I'll be passing by to say hello once in a while,on fridays with the cold beer and the smokes, if you miss me, cry a little, that will make you feel bether, and if you can make it out here with out my barbecues, my wrong shorts and my beutifull snakes, cesar know what I mean, then read the tread again is fun, I just fix them with my corelldraw, oh I'm good at that, ok ladys and gentlelmans its being a plessure, humoring with you all cesar I have learn alot from you my friend, especialy about chickens, take care and be good, BRW you owl me a pic, some day, some day.....
ciao all

no way?

by the way....twitter is up and running again...

LOL - according to the link it has no engines and no generator so I guess Englishwise its a "pig in a poke" - or a "con-man's special" looking for a sucker....although those pics show Cat C18s...and a Kohler genset box.....so I guess its " caveat emptor" - or whatever that olde "buyer beware" was in Latin.....mine's a little rusty....

Never boring, always inconsistent:



CHONCHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Don't go.

Next year soccer world cup is in SA, here is a pic of the stadium being built in the Mother City (about 1km from where I live).

Sorry about the fireworks. I got them cheap.

no - they're all at the beach.....

be back any time. We have our buttocks glued in this corner of the world...

Even the brightest and shinest and hottest forex trade ever, after all her great adventures in the middle east and embassy begging for liquor gets back here...

It's an honor to have you all here with your friendship and <gonna cry...><gonna cry><PUFF><PUFF> ok, where was I?.. yeah, and-a.... well, time to short dow short or whatever...

Boy... sssssss-huh... <shoulda be more crazy thursday like this>... aaahhhhhh

Anyways, where is Turtle?

Hi Cesarnc!

Thought I'd pop in to say hello.

Been asked where someone should put their SL and TP for tomorrows news....

So, I thought I would don my new Forex costume and introduce myself to your thread and get an opinion before I go back with some advice, what do you think?

Now why its called the Mother City.... because it takes 9 months for anything to happen there

Yeah, really, where's Turtle?

And Chonchy, you can't leave now - I just got here! You can take a short break so you don't get in trouble, but you must come back