Cesarnc's market talk, gossips, rumours & fun
- #15,681
- Jun 13, 2009 8:21am Jun 13, 2009 8:21am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
- #15,682
- Jun 13, 2009 9:48am Jun 13, 2009 9:48am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Here's how I predict oil prices: everytime CNBC says "oil rally over", I add $5 to the previous high...
Yeah, life can be that simple...
See? this is today's CNBC headlines:
"Stocks could have a hard time snapping out of their current trading range"
It means, strong breakout
Yeah, life can be that simple...
See? this is today's CNBC headlines:
"Stocks could have a hard time snapping out of their current trading range"
It means, strong breakout
- #15,683
- Jun 13, 2009 9:50am Jun 13, 2009 9:50am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
- #15,684
- Jun 13, 2009 11:52am Jun 13, 2009 11:52am
- | Joined Aug 2006 | Status: Terrapin Pipper | 1,186 Posts
Cesar,
Happy Belated Birthday Buddy...
Hey,
Since you appear to be the "Resort" kind of guy,
I figured i'd open it up & ask you -or any of the other
Trader's in here have you been to the Canary's,
-(Canary Islands)?
And in paticular there's a "Ritz" location,
on the Island of Tenerife, Spain
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Proper...ma/Default.htm
Q: Anybody "Been There, ... Done' that"?
'Looking at taking the wife there maybe this summer,
Either there -or Ritz in V.Islands
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Proper...as/Default.htm
We did the Caymans, and the resort itself was awesome.
'Going to "Hell & Back" was ok.
-Any Input on Either,
Let me know...
Happy Pippiin on Sunday / Monday,
Terrapin Pipper,
Jeff
!
Happy Belated Birthday Buddy...
Hey,
Since you appear to be the "Resort" kind of guy,
I figured i'd open it up & ask you -or any of the other
Trader's in here have you been to the Canary's,
-(Canary Islands)?
And in paticular there's a "Ritz" location,
on the Island of Tenerife, Spain
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Proper...ma/Default.htm
Q: Anybody "Been There, ... Done' that"?
'Looking at taking the wife there maybe this summer,
Either there -or Ritz in V.Islands
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Proper...as/Default.htm
We did the Caymans, and the resort itself was awesome.
'Going to "Hell & Back" was ok.
-Any Input on Either,
Let me know...
Happy Pippiin on Sunday / Monday,
Terrapin Pipper,
Jeff
!
I will work to Objectively Identify my Edges
- #15,685
- Jun 13, 2009 2:50pm Jun 13, 2009 2:50pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Cesar,
Happy Belated Birthday Buddy...
Jeff
Never been to those places before, but any of them must be awesome.
- #15,686
- Jun 13, 2009 3:01pm Jun 13, 2009 3:01pm
- Joined Sep 2007 | Status: Senior Member | 2,939 Posts
Cesar,
Happy Belated Birthday Buddy...
Hey,
Since you appear to be the "Resort" kind of guy,
I figured i'd open it up & ask you -or any of the other
Trader's in here have you been to the Canary's,
-(Canary Islands)?
And in paticular there's a "Ritz" location,
on the Island of Tenerife, Spain
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Proper...ma/Default.htm
Q: Anybody "Been There, ... Done' that"?
'Looking at taking the wife there maybe this summer,
Either there -or Ritz in V.Islands
http://www.ritzcarlton.com/en/Proper...as/Default.htm...
!!!Holla
Imanuel Parsifal
- #15,687
- Jun 13, 2009 3:50pm Jun 13, 2009 3:50pm
- Joined Jul 2007 | Status: Never Give In | 2,518 Posts
Happy Birthday to Cesar and anyone else who birthday it happens to be anywhere in the world and anyone else's birthday I've missed and probably will miss in the future
Humble Lifetime Member
- #15,688
- Jun 13, 2009 3:51pm Jun 13, 2009 3:51pm
- Joined Jul 2007 | Status: Never Give In | 2,518 Posts
This really cracked me up when I saw it
Humble Lifetime Member
- #15,689
- Jun 13, 2009 4:07pm Jun 13, 2009 4:07pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
This really cracked me up when I saw it
- #15,690
- Jun 13, 2009 4:15pm Jun 13, 2009 4:15pm
- Joined Jul 2007 | Status: Never Give In | 2,518 Posts
Humble Lifetime Member
- #15,691
- Jun 13, 2009 6:41pm Jun 13, 2009 6:41pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
Happybiiiiiiiiiiirthday to you, happybiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday to you, happybiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday dear cesar, happybiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday to you, to you, to you
The Chonchy
- #15,692
- Jun 13, 2009 6:49pm Jun 13, 2009 6:49pm
- Joined Aug 2007 | Status: The Bitcoiner | 20,231 Posts
Cesar I know we don't know each other much but, I will like to take the oportunity to show you how much I apriciate you, for your birthday I pay this striper for you my friend, is all I could aford after all the cakes and beer, I hope you like it
The Chonchy
- #15,693
- Edited 7:14pm Jun 13, 2009 7:14pm | Edited 7:14pm
- Joined Jul 2007 | Status: Never Give In | 2,518 Posts
Cesar I know we don't know each other much but, I will like to take the oportunity to show you how much I apriciate you, for your birthday I pay this striper for you my friend, is all I could aford after all the cakes and beer, I hope you like it
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You Cheap bastard! After All that Cesar and BWR have done for us, this is the best that you can do?
It is just better not to do anything and just wish the guy a happy F&%$#ing birthday. 
(Just kidding)
Humble Lifetime Member
- #15,694
- Jun 13, 2009 10:41pm Jun 13, 2009 10:41pm
- | Joined May 2007 | Status: Trader | 4,716 Posts
Humble hello to the the owner cesar.
[font=Courier New CE][size=3][color=#010101]Guess we all need a few laughs in this time of financial turmoil.
I was at my bank today; there was a short line. Just one lady in
[size=3][font=Courier New CE][color=#010101]front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying...
Brings back memories in Asia........too funny!!
HOLLA
- #15,695
- Jun 13, 2009 10:43pm Jun 13, 2009 10:43pm
- | Joined May 2007 | Status: Trader | 4,716 Posts
Here's how I predict oil prices: everytime CNBC says "oil rally over", I add $5 to the previous high...
Yeah, life can be that simple...
See? this is today's CNBC headlines:
"Stocks could have a hard time snapping out of their current trading range"
It means, strong breakout
HOLLA
- #15,696
- Jun 13, 2009 10:44pm Jun 13, 2009 10:44pm
- | Joined May 2007 | Status: Trader | 4,716 Posts
cesarnc's timesaving tip of the day:
"There is no point in shaking too much, for the last drop is always the underwear's"
Think about that...
Been there...done that!!!!
HOLLA
- #15,697
- Jun 14, 2009 6:51am Jun 14, 2009 6:51am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Hmmm...I heard Euro @ 1.5000 in the fall.....
HOLLA
- #15,698
- Jun 14, 2009 7:27am Jun 14, 2009 7:27am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Elephants never forget:
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same f*cking elephant.
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University. On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air.
The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspected the elephant’s foot, and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenage son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter could not help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing, and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peter legs and slammed him against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same f*cking elephant.
- #15,699
- Jun 14, 2009 10:02am Jun 14, 2009 10:02am
- Joined Sep 2007 | Status: Senior Member | 2,939 Posts
1.50 in the fall huh? Then it will be coming down from soros_junior's 1.60 sooner than you expected
..shoot me..somebody plzzzzz Imanuel Parsifal
- #15,700
- Jun 14, 2009 11:53am Jun 14, 2009 11:53am
- Joined Mar 2008 | Status: Taking Care Of Business | 5,587 Posts
LOL...This picture of the Matador reminded me of this joke:
As you know oxtail & ox testacles soup are considered a delicatessen for the rich and not so rich.
So this guy walks into a fancy restaurant near a corrida place, and
orders ox testacles soup.
Upon inspecting the dish he asks in amazement:
Waiter! Why are these servings so small this time?
The waiter answers:
We are very sorry, Sir .
Usually the Matador finishes off the bull
but sadly this time the bull finished off the Matador.
As you know oxtail & ox testacles soup are considered a delicatessen for the rich and not so rich.
So this guy walks into a fancy restaurant near a corrida place, and
orders ox testacles soup.
Upon inspecting the dish he asks in amazement:
Waiter! Why are these servings so small this time?
The waiter answers:
We are very sorry, Sir .
Usually the Matador finishes off the bull
but sadly this time the bull finished off the Matador.
Bulls are back in town....
http://sportzfun.com/photos/albums/b...hting/lift.jpg
Their papas ain't raise no quita
Hear the music before the song is over ...