Cesarnc's market talk, gossips, rumours & fun

i would'nt do any less if i wre them,the love of pumpum is the root of all evil....

oh!! bro hawe lu bin kmokin kom jaman-inklish stuff

LOL that was fun...

In a few days we will hear about an undentified male body floating in a river somewhere, too.

Don't trust any lady when there are 10 million of any currency at stake.

Finally, the common public is getting some bailout money!

BTW, grats to Castroneves
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Not so good for Kanaan, though he walked away from this:
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Two crabs fought to the death over a scrap of starfish. Why didn't they share?? They were just two shellfish.

except for zimbabwe dollar...8.8billion ZD=$1

One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
The next year, he didn’t buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, “Well, you still haven’t used the gift I bought you last year!” And that’s how the fight started…..
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My wife walked into the den &asked “What’s on the TV?” I replied “Dust”. And that’s how the fight started…..
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A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.’ And that’s how the fight started…..
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My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds. ‘I bought her a scale.
And that’s how the fight started….
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Check Vitor Meira's crash then:

2 broken vertebrae was cheap. The doctors would have to extract the wall off his butt 10mph faster.

Cesarnc's Cultural Wrapup

"Alien" turns 30 years old.

Bottomline:

- Those galactic cockroaches haven't evolved a bit
- Nor have us
- Nor has Sigourney Weaver.

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30 y.o and still can't control the drooling

Yeah I saw that one too. Now that they have the "softer" wall, death can be cheated.

I almost feel like watching the race again, PA is so dead.

North Korea nuclear test and the Universal Dumbass Factor...

Scientists say that it's likely that a whole bunch of alien civilizations will never be discovered, for if they are built upon hostile states and study Chemistry, they will eventually discover Uranium and blow up themselves way before they can reach much farther from their own moon.

I personally call it the "Universal Dumbass Factor", which not even almighty Albert Einstein could bring unto his equations...

In that sense, we are a just a bunch of galactic Joes (sorry religious leaders, sorry Oprah, sorry self-help book readers), pretty much on average, building knowledge on Uranium until the day the cockroaches and Keith Richards will take over.

Just another Monday on planet Earth

Meanwhile by year 2064 (yeah, Mayans sucked and world didn't end in 2012)
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"Nuclear armageddon? What nuclear armageddon?"

The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.00 per word. She thinks for a moment and says: "Fred's dead."

The man then informs her there is a five word minimum.

"OK," she says: "Fred's dead; Buick for sale."

how much bad could life be...

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is David. Could I please speak with Robert Campbell ?" Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f**king number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert's correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with him, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic "asshole" calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from BT. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?"

He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an asshole!"

One day I was at Lakeside Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his back window, so I wrote down his Phone Number. A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his Number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the Land Rover asshole, too.

I said, "Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?" Yes, it is", he said. "Can you tell me where I can see it?" I asked. "Yes, I live at 129 Alice Street, in Ilford. It's a terraced house, and the car's parked right out in front."

"What's your name?" I asked. "My name is Steve Hansen," he said.


"When's a good time to catch you, Steve?" "I'm home most days as I'm currently unemployed." "Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?"

"Yes?"

"Steve, you're an asshole!"

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call. Then one day I came up with an idea. I called asshole #1.

"Hello?"

"You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)

"Are you still there?" he asked.

"Yeah." I said.

"Stop calling me," he screamed.

"Make me." I said.

"Who are you?" he asked.

"My name is Steve Hansen."

"Yeah? Where do you live?"

"I live at 129 Alice Street, Ilford, a terraced house, with my gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the front."

He said, "I'm coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start saying your prayers."

I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared... asshole." and hung up.

Then I called asshole #2. "Hello?" he said.

"Hello, asshole," I said.

He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."

"You'll do what?" I said.

"I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.

I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now."

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 129 Alice Street, Ilford , and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover.

Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie war going down in Alice Street, Ilford. I quickly got into my car and headed over to Alice Street .

I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the sh!t out of each other in front of six police cars, an overhead police helicopter and a News crew.

Now I feel MUCH better.

Take it from me, anger management really works.

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Oh boy, I think I've just found a new hobby

Wall st. rebounds on consumer confidence
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/6190f6fe-4...44feabdc0.html

“Part of the rebound in confidence is a result of the rebound in equities, so there may be some circularity there,” warned Paul Dales, USA economist at Capital Economics.
“Also, we may be seeing a step change here where spending does not necessarily increase with confidence. Job losses and falling house prices may mean people simply don’t have the money.”
But in the immediate aftermath of the figures, investors were enthused.





Hmmm, So confidence is up, and people may begin to start consuming again, if only they had jobs and money. And wall st. takes this as good news

So why haven't any of you shared your market sentiment? And whey did that happen? (check your profile)

Never noticed this feature before lol...

It would be fun to see the 5-min-chart-freaks updating their market sentiment

enjoy it..

Imagine if Petrobrás was a girl

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R$ 33.59 +2%

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