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  • #14,761
  • Mar 29, 2009 8:45am Mar 29, 2009 8:45am
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.
  • #14,762
  • Mar 29, 2009 10:05am Mar 29, 2009 10:05am
Quoting -=Odysseus=-
A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'

A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are...
  • #14,763
  • Mar 29, 2009 5:58pm Mar 29, 2009 5:58pm
Wagoner is out...

Wagoner's resignation comes as the company awaits president Barack Obama's reports on efforts to save GM and Chrysler.

better late than never..

http://media.cnbc.com/j/CNBC/Section...l_featured.jpg

Bye bye a-hole.. and go commercial
  • #14,764
  • Mar 30, 2009 5:03am Mar 30, 2009 5:03am
Starting the week with bad news...

The Obama administration autos task force Monday rejected the turnaround plans of General Motors and Chrysler LLC and warned both could be put through bankruptcy to slash debts.

(...)

"We have unfortunately concluded that neither plan submitted by either company represents viability and therefore does not warrant the substantial additional investments that they requested," said a senior administration official, who asked not to be named.

Incompetence even to put a plan on a piece of paper...

Dow future -175 so far...
  • #14,765
  • Mar 31, 2009 4:57am Mar 31, 2009 4:57am
  •  MPP
  • Joined Jun 2007 | Status: Be yourself, everyone else is taken | 2,734 Posts
A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. Just for a laugh, the sales rep rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie says, “You normally get three wishes but as there are three of you, I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and six gorgeous women.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, your turn,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager thinks for a moment and then says, “I want those two back in the office by 2 pm on the dot.”


Moral of the story: Always hear what your boss has to say before making important decisions
  • #14,766
  • Mar 31, 2009 6:32am Mar 31, 2009 6:32am
Quoting MPP
A sales rep, an administration clerk and their manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. Just for a laugh, the sales rep rubs it and a Genie emerges. The Genie says, “You normally get three wishes but as there are three of you, I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless...
  • #14,767
  • Mar 31, 2009 7:22am Mar 31, 2009 7:22am
Quoting cesarnc
Just switch boards BWR... Here's somethings about Barbados...

http://img.terra.com.br/i/2009/03/26...85-6441-ga.jpg


http://img.terra.com.br/i/2009/03/26...92-6306-ga.jpg

Sneaky f**&%$# dog...
Can't wait for Spain baby

If Switzerland had an ocean
Just Trade It
  • #14,768
  • Mar 31, 2009 1:04pm Mar 31, 2009 1:04pm
New guy on GM

http://media.cnbc.com/i/CNBC/Section...rson_fritz.jpg

Fritz Henderson, former vice president and managing director of GM Brazil

I drive one of your cars, pal. Take it easy man, do the right thing...

General Motors's newCEO, Fritz Henderson, said the automaker could file for bankruptcy before the end of the 60 days the government has given GM to restructure itself. (F*** )
  • #14,769
  • Mar 31, 2009 4:58pm Mar 31, 2009 4:58pm
Kiwi posting a nice H&S on the 4hr. Gotta go to bed now will catch the neckline test tomorrow.
Just Trade It
  • #14,770
  • Mar 31, 2009 5:00pm Mar 31, 2009 5:00pm
Steve Jobs’ Total Annual Value: $30.8 billion

http://www.cnbc.com/id/29972576/

He can save GM by just showing up
  • #14,771
  • Mar 31, 2009 9:12pm Mar 31, 2009 9:12pm
Quoting cesarnc
Steve Jobs’ Total Annual Value: $30.8 billion

http://www.cnbc.com/id/29972576/

He can save GM by just showing up
hmmmmmm iCAR aiy?

http://blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/a...iCar1-done.jpg

Could work....
  • #14,772
  • Apr 1, 2009 5:36am Apr 1, 2009 5:36am
Quoting -=Odysseus=-
hmmmmmm iCAR aiy?

http://blogs.pcworld.com/staffblog/a...iCar1-done.jpg

Could work....
He would also create the iGas, so you will be able to download the fuel..
  • #14,773
  • Apr 1, 2009 11:47am Apr 1, 2009 11:47am
Too quiet for a NFP week...

Too quiet for a -742k ADP

Just hope you are not quite by praying
  • #14,774
  • Apr 1, 2009 1:01pm Apr 1, 2009 1:01pm
Quoting cesarnc
Too quiet for a NFP week...

Too quiet for a -742k ADP

Just hope you are not quite by praying

very foolish day... lol

I don't know if thi sis true or not either... I don't believe anything today...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7976883.stm

G20 meeting should have been made today not tomorrow... so if anything goes wrong... they could say it was a joke.. lol
  • #14,775
  • Apr 1, 2009 2:07pm Apr 1, 2009 2:07pm
Quoting emda
very foolish day... lol

I don't know if thi sis true or not either... I don't believe anything today...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7976883.stm

G20 meeting should have been made today not tomorrow... so if anything goes wrong... they could say it was a joke.. lol
lol @ Lenin...

Analysts here say G20 coming up with "good empty words" will be considered success.
  • #14,776
  • Apr 1, 2009 2:47pm Apr 1, 2009 2:47pm
I guess once folks stop smoking and jobs are lost the tobacco companies will ask for a bailout also.

HOLLA
  • #14,777
  • Edited 5:35am Apr 2, 2009 5:14am | Edited 5:35am
Quoting Turtle
I guess once folks stop smoking and jobs are lost the tobacco companies will ask for a bailout also.

HOLLA
They are going to do the same here. Lower car taxes and higher ciggie tax.

The bright side is that nobody can bother me for smoking now... I'll be helping to save thousands of jobs every time I burn one
  • #14,778
  • Apr 2, 2009 5:37am Apr 2, 2009 5:37am
The quarterly survey conducted for Glassdoor.com, an online career site that posts salaries and workplace reviews, found 26 percent of those polled now fear being laid off in the next six months

First time I read it, I saw "... now fear getting laid in the next six months"
  • #14,779
  • Apr 2, 2009 5:48am Apr 2, 2009 5:48am
Kickass rally across the board on G20 hopes...

I don't know what they are hoping for, but they are buying the crap out of the markets

GJ +450
GU +300
EU +150
Oil +6%
Dow Futures +158
  • #14,780
  • Apr 2, 2009 5:53am Apr 2, 2009 5:53am
Madoff's yatch confiscated

http://img.terra.com.br/i/2009/04/01...75-7610-ga.jpg

Guess how it is called?

http://img.terra.com.br/i/2009/04/01...77-7222-ga.jpg

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