can't even laugh enough cause i'm breaking FF rules(*_*)
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- #14,481
- Mar 7, 2009 5:43am Mar 7, 2009 5:43am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
- #14,482
- Mar 7, 2009 10:01am Mar 7, 2009 10:01am
- Joined Jan 2007 | Status: Trader | 3,719 Posts
ok, i get it, it's hot. now wherez da honniez!!!!!!!! 
Nihil Sine Deo.
- #14,483
- Mar 7, 2009 2:30pm Mar 7, 2009 2:30pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
ok, i get it, it's hot. now wherez da honniez!!!!!!!!
- #14,484
- Mar 7, 2009 4:39pm Mar 7, 2009 4:39pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually, his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie.
"Well, I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie. "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down.
The teacher couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was.
"It's a period," reported Johnnie.
"Well, I can see that," she said. "But what is so exciting about a period."
"Damned if I know," said Johnnie. "But this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself."
- #14,485
- Mar 7, 2009 7:49pm Mar 7, 2009 7:49pm
- Joined Sep 2006 | Status: Collector | 9,833 Posts
So hot that a cannibal took his friend to the pool for 20 minutes and served him with potatos for dinner.
come in Sydney mate, Last night was HOT .. Mardi Gras..
[watch the video] http://media.smh.com.au/?category=Br...News&rid=46801
THAT's HOT !!!
- #14,486
- Mar 8, 2009 5:27am Mar 8, 2009 5:27am
- Joined Feb 2006 | Status: Pips Pod... | 1,611 Posts
Pyramid of Capitalist System ... where are you ???
- #14,487
- Mar 8, 2009 5:32am Mar 8, 2009 5:32am
- Joined Feb 2006 | Status: Pips Pod... | 1,611 Posts
New Face of the Financial Industry (Enjoy it)
(Enjoy it)
- #14,488
- Mar 8, 2009 5:45am Mar 8, 2009 5:45am
- Joined Apr 2007 | Status: RCMM (Risk Analysis Money Manager) | 2,556 Posts
New Face of the Financial Industry
- #14,489
- Mar 8, 2009 7:37am Mar 8, 2009 7:37am
- Joined Sep 2006 | Status: Collector | 9,833 Posts
Crisis??? Njah.. it's only a money
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- #14,490
- Mar 8, 2009 10:34am Mar 8, 2009 10:34am
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
New Face of the Financial Industry
- #14,491
- Mar 8, 2009 6:51pm Mar 8, 2009 6:51pm
- Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts
Investors such as Jon Najarian are hopeful that stocks could soar next week. They say we could see an explosion to the upside after a meeting scheduled for March 12th.On that date, a House financial services subcommittee plans a hearing on mark-to-market accounting rules, which have been blamed for forcing banks to report billions of dollars in write-downs.
Karen Finerman has long been an advocate of putting these rules on hiatus for a while and “letting the banks breathe.”
“if the government relaxes mark-to-market for 12 to 18 months you could see financials move 100% in a matter of hours.”
That's it? "relaxing mark-to-market" is the solution? And they are telling this now?!??!
Karen Finerman has long been an advocate of putting these rules on hiatus for a while and “letting the banks breathe.”
“if the government relaxes mark-to-market for 12 to 18 months you could see financials move 100% in a matter of hours.”
That's it? "relaxing mark-to-market" is the solution? And they are telling this now?!??!
- #14,492
- Mar 8, 2009 7:01pm Mar 8, 2009 7:01pm
- Joined Oct 2008 | Status: Let the market come to you | 2,670 Posts
you could see financials move 100% in a matter of hours.”
- #14,493
- Mar 8, 2009 8:32pm Mar 8, 2009 8:32pm
Investors such as Jon Najarian are hopeful that stocks could soar next week. They say we could see an explosion to the upside after a meeting scheduled for March 12th.On that date, a House financial services subcommittee plans a hearing on mark-to-market accounting rules, which have been blamed for forcing banks to report billions of dollars in write-downs.
Karen Finerman has long been an advocate of putting these rules on hiatus for a while and “letting the banks breathe.”
“if the government relaxes mark-to-market for 12 to 18 months you...
whats the point of writing u have a $100 stock on ur book when the value of the stock is only $1 in the market..
politicians.. always looking for an instant patch up..
- #14,494
- Mar 9, 2009 12:00am Mar 9, 2009 12:00am
- Joined Oct 2008 | Status: Let the market come to you | 2,670 Posts
Yeah rite.. changing the accounting method wont make the problems go away..
- #14,495
- Mar 9, 2009 12:06am Mar 9, 2009 12:06am
- Joined Oct 2008 | Status: aka Neal Vanderstelt | 2,902 Posts
Before Forex I was tall, and clean shaven. Now I am an Ewok.
- #14,496
- Mar 9, 2009 12:09am Mar 9, 2009 12:09am
- Joined Jul 2007 | Status: Following The Trade Winds | 8,442 Posts
i thought i would share my trading system with you.
ok it's very simple when the voice in my head
says buy buy buy i buy
and when the voice in my head
says sell sell sell i sell.
when the voice in my head starts
playing speeches of jfk stay the
hell away from the markets.
this is a very complex system so
don't get carried away with it if
you use it. especially the jfk
speech signal.
- #14,497
- Mar 9, 2009 12:42am Mar 9, 2009 12:42am
- Joined Oct 2008 | Status: aka Neal Vanderstelt | 2,902 Posts
"Ask not what your system can do for you . . ."
Before Forex I was tall, and clean shaven. Now I am an Ewok.
- #14,498
- Mar 9, 2009 12:50am Mar 9, 2009 12:50am
- Joined Sep 2006 | Status: Collector | 9,833 Posts
"Ask not what your system can do for you . . ."
- #14,499
- Mar 9, 2009 12:52am Mar 9, 2009 12:52am
- Joined Jul 2007 | Status: Following The Trade Winds | 8,442 Posts
oh man there he is lol.
