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#13,881
Dec 19, 2008 8:11am Dec 19, 2008 8:11am

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

Dec. 19 (Bloomberg) -- General Motors Corp. and Chrysler LLC will get $13.4 billion in initial government loans to keep operating in exchange for a restructuring under a rescue plan announced by President George W. Bush.

The money will be drawn from the Troubled Asset Relief Program and the automakers will get an additional $4 billion from the fund in February for a total of $17.4 billion in assistance, according to a statement from the Bush administration. The funds would allow GM and Chrysler to keep operating until March.

To me... 2 more skeletons in the closet for Obama...

#13,882
Dec 19, 2008 10:04am Dec 19, 2008 10:04am

emda
Joined Apr 2007 | Status: RCMM (Risk Analysis Money Manager) | 2,556 Posts

bubbles well known in 1875

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3177/...9c9d2e5e_b.jpg

#13,883
Dec 20, 2008 2:51pm Dec 20, 2008 2:51pm

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the man’s leg. As the dog finished, the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.

A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed.

The blind man replied, "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass."

#13,884
Dec 21, 2008 8:16am Dec 21, 2008 8:16am

laza
| Joined Mar 2007 | Status: Trader | 68 Posts

Quoting cesarnc

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A blind man was walking down the street with his dog. They stopped at the corner to wait for the passing traffic. The dog, at this point, started pissing on the man’s leg. As the dog finished, the man reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a doggie treat and started waving it at the dog.

A passerby saw all the events happening and was shocked. He approached the blind man and asked how he could possibly reward the dog for such a nasty deed.

The blind man replied, "Oh I'm not rewarding him, I'm just trying to find his head so I can kick...

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Next time someone with great heart should stop and give a lift to blind man.

#13,885
Dec 22, 2008 6:13am Dec 22, 2008 6:13am

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

WASSSUPP?!?!?!

Something to shake up this year's end or are we just heading towards a melancholic end?

I vote for melancholic end....

#13,886
Dec 22, 2008 6:14am Dec 22, 2008 6:14am

Scrat
Joined Jan 2007 | Status: Trader | 3,719 Posts

i vote for melalcoholic end

...

Nihil Sine Deo.

#13,887
Dec 22, 2008 6:37am Dec 22, 2008 6:37am

razldazl
| Joined Mar 2007 | Status: Zoom out | 1,425 Posts

Quoting Scrat

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i vote for melalcoholic end ...

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Hey Scrat,
I love your Goethe quote, reminds me of my husband who is very proud of what an easy wife hes got, and how in control he is of everything (BOY does he have that wrong!) Well, ignorance is bliss isnt it? Merry Xmas all, we need a lot of noise SOON or you may be right about the end of the year...take care, Raz

Never say never.

#13,888
Dec 22, 2008 6:55am Dec 22, 2008 6:55am

emda
Joined Apr 2007 | Status: RCMM (Risk Analysis Money Manager) | 2,556 Posts

I vote for a catastrophic end

#13,889
Dec 22, 2008 7:16am Dec 22, 2008 7:16am

Scrat
Joined Jan 2007 | Status: Trader | 3,719 Posts

yes, we husbands...

well i didn't get the quote idea from our husband lives (although i am aware of it... and by the way, my wife is not aware that i am aware of it... lool) but from a cute movie, zeitgeist addendum.
merry Christmas!

Quoting razldazl

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Hey Scrat,
I love your Goethe quote, reminds me of my husband who is very proud of what an easy wife hes got, and how in control he is of everything (BOY does he have that wrong!) Well, ignorance is bliss isnt it? Merry Xmas all, we need a lot of noise SOON or you may be right about the end of the year...take care, Raz

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Nihil Sine Deo.

#13,890
Dec 22, 2008 7:45am Dec 22, 2008 7:45am

razldazl
| Joined Mar 2007 | Status: Zoom out | 1,425 Posts

Quoting Scrat

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yes, we husbands...
well i didn't get the quote idea from our husband lives (although i am aware of it... and by the way, my wife is not aware that i am aware of it... lool) but from a cute movie, zeitgeist addendum.
merry Christmas!

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She lets you think she isnt aware that youre aware...

Never say never.

#13,891
Dec 22, 2008 8:27am Dec 22, 2008 8:27am

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

After receiving billions in aid from U.S. taxpayers, the nation's largest banks say they can't track exactly how they're spending the money (WTF?!?!

) or they simply refuse to discuss it.
-CNBC

Oh, but it took long to happen

"Those billions? yeah... try to find them now tax payer losers!!!"

#13,892
Dec 22, 2008 8:44am Dec 22, 2008 8:44am

laza
| Joined Mar 2007 | Status: Trader | 68 Posts

I hope in 2009 you will be more generous.
Thank you Santa.
Sincerely,
Laza

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#13,893
Dec 22, 2008 10:47am Dec 22, 2008 10:47am

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

Quoting laza

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I hope in 2009 you will be more generous.
Thank you Santa.
Sincerely,
Laza

Ignored

#13,894
Dec 22, 2008 10:57am Dec 22, 2008 10:57am

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

Quoting cesarnc

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After receiving billions in aid from U.S. taxpayers, the nation's largest banks say they can't track exactly how they're spending the money (WTF?!?! ) or they simply refuse to discuss it.
-CNBC

Oh, but it took long to happen

"Those billions? yeah... try to find them now tax payer losers!!!"

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I mean, if I was a Big Fucked up Bank's CEO, I would open a new account (difficult task for a bank), deposit the billions I received.

Then I would open a new Excel file and would save the file as "Rescue Money Management.xls" (2 PhDs, 15 years of practice in space walking required)

So, everytime I transfer any amount of money, I would type date, description, amount in the Excel file I created (5,000h commanding a 747, 5 years experience in Guantanamo as a prisioner, 3 years learning astrophysics with Stephen Hawkings required / fluence in mandarin desirable).

Then, everytime somebody asked me how I was using the money, I would select Print - Properties/Draft - Enter and would show them after out of the printer. (1,200h of cave diving, nuclear powerplant engineering capability required / ability to talk to the dead desirable).

I know, it's not easy to find a professional able to do that these days...

#13,895
Dec 22, 2008 11:34am Dec 22, 2008 11:34am

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

A husband and wife were out playing golf. They tee off and one drive goes to the right and one drive goes to the left. The wife finds her ball in a patch of buttercups. She grabs a club and takes a mighty swing at the ball. She hits a beautiful second shot, but in the process she hacks the hell out of the buttercups.

Suddenly, a woman appears out of nowhere. She blocks her path to her golf bag and looks at her and says, "I'm Mother Nature, and I don't like the way you treated my buttercups. From now on, you won't be able to stand the taste of butter. Each time you eat butter you will become physically ill to the point of total nausea."

The mystery woman then disappears as quickly as she appeared. Shaken, the wife calls out to her husband "Hey, where's your ball?"

"It's over here in the pussy willows."

The wife screams back, "DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!! DON'T HIT THE BALL!!!!"

#13,896
Dec 22, 2008 2:11pm Dec 22, 2008 2:11pm

cesarnc
Joined Nov 2006 | Status: Shoot all the clowns.. Shoot'em all | 14,520 Posts

Quoting laza

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I hope in 2009 you will be more generous.
Thank you Santa.
Sincerely,
Laza

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Ok, let's launch the "2008 Deserves a Santa Like This" Campaign...

Try your best. By Dec 26th we will choose the Best Santa 2008 and the winner will be awarded free trading advice from Bernie Madoff...

http://a6.vox.com/6a00c22529ec79f219...364e094f-320pi

#13,897
Dec 22, 2008 2:13pm Dec 22, 2008 2:13pm