East coast women are severely overrated . Severely.
And heffers that come from other parts of the country heading to the cruise ships for all they can gorge in 7 days.
Although we do have what are kindly referred to as "Boca Bitches".
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And heffers that come from other parts of the country heading to the cruise ships for all they can gorge in 7 days.
Although we do have what are kindly referred to as "Boca Bitches".
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Although we do have what are kindly referred to as "Boca Bitches".
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Not down here they certainly aren't. Year round temperant weather means there is never a time of the year they can cover up the flab. So fatties are only another name for a blunt.
And heffers that come from other parts of the country heading to the cruise ships for all they can gorge in 7 days.
Although we do have what are kindly referred to as "Boca Bitches".
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Florida is the South. Southern chicks are underrated. I'm headed to Gainesville next weekend for a football game. Nice.
North Florida (Gainesville, Jacksonville, Tallahassee and especially the panhandle area) is very southern.
Down here (Boca, Plam Beach, Ft Lauderdale and Miami - South Beach) is predominently Nue Yawkers and other North Eastern types. And the women that come down this far are those seeking the sun and a wealthy guy, so they are some of the most beautiful.
But I go by the line from a famous Jamaica calypso song -
Hey hey hey hey hey
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Now there is always that 70 virgins deal
but you get one helluva headache I bet. Damn there is always a catch when it comes to woman.
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Now there is always that 70 virgins deal
You might pretty well end up with 70 "nasty one-eyed, fat, dumb, bald, smelly, 120 year old virgins" and it will be "70 virgins" as stated in contract.
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It's dehydration...
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But I go by the line from a famous Jamaica calypso song -
Hey hey hey hey hey
If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life
Never make a pretty women your wife
Go for my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
HOLLA
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And they guarantee they are virgins and there are 70. Never heard them saying "beautiful blue eyed, flatbelly, smart, long hair, class A perfum, barely legal virgins".
You might pretty well end up with 70 "nasty one-eyed, fat, dumb, bald, smelly, 120 year old virgins" and it will be "70 virgins" as stated in contract.
But if they have last call, do they say "You don't have to go home, you just can't stay here". Where do you go. The next cloud over?
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Well as long as heaven supplies free, massive quantity of booze to "cure" all those less than virginal qualities of the seventy, I'll be Ok. I think.
But if they have last call, do they say "You don't have to go home, you just can't stay here". Where do you go. The next cloud over?
On heaven we are talking green gardens buy the lake, angels playing chords and trumpets. You will be served mineral water and a nice fruit salad as well. And 70 virgins that, as I mentioned before, is no guarantee of anything - I mean - at all..
I had my pick already.
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No... free industrial amount of booze is hell. Rock'n'Roll, crazy sex parties, the whole deal. BWR will surely become a bartender there as well as Turtle already will have his own parking spot. No virgins, sorry 'bout that.
On heaven we are talking green gardens buy the lake, angels playing chords and trumpets. You will be served mineral water and a nice fruit salad as well. And 70 virgins that, as I mentioned before, is no guarantee of anything - I mean - at all..
I had my pick already.
HOLLA
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No... free industrial amount of booze is hell. Rock'n'Roll, crazy sex parties, the whole deal. BWR will surely become a bartender there as well as Turtle already will have his own parking spot. No virgins, sorry 'bout that.
On heaven we are talking green gardens buy the lake, angels playing chords and trumpets. You will be served mineral water and a nice fruit salad as well. And 70 virgins that, as I mentioned before, is no guarantee of anything - I mean - at all..
I had my pick already.
Forgot hangin' with Britney in Rehab, I'll sell my soul for all that in hell.
I hate mineral water anyway.
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On heaven we are talking green gardens buy the lake, angels playing chords and trumpets. You will be served mineral water and a nice fruit salad as well. And 70 virgins that, as I mentioned before, is no guarantee of anything - I mean - at all..
I had my pick already.
Must be a seriously polluted heaven if they have to serve bottled water, you'd think. Jeeze man. In my heaven you get to eat stuff raw and the women are all virgins no matter what you do to them. It's like the self healing power wolverine had in X-MEN.
I can't wait for monday.
Virtue finds and chooses the mean.
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Looks like things are gonna get nasty again in New Orleans. Mayor Ray Nagin ordered evacuation and called Gustav "The Mother of All Storms".
Landfall in 36h
Landfall in 36h
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Geesss. ... Prepare for bumpy ride in the currencies as well.
In response to concerns about Hurricane Gustav, CME Group, the world’s largest and most diverse derivatives exchange, today announced that it has revised its Labor Day holiday trading schedule (all times are Eastern time) for NYMEX energy products. On Sunday, August 31, all NYMEX energy products trading on the CME Globex
electronic trading platform will open for trading at 2:30 p.m. (Eastern), with a 2:00 p.m. (Eastern) pre-opening, for a September 2, 2008, trade date. NYMEX ClearPort Clearing and NYMEX ClearPort Trading will also now re-open for trading on Sunday, August 31.
"We wanted to provide our customers with the opportunity to respond to the storm's potential impact to energy markets as quickly as possible," said CME Group Chief Operating Officer Bryan Durkin. "The ability to trade both our exchange-listed and over-the-counter energy products during this period will be a significant benefit for global energy market participants."
In response to concerns about Hurricane Gustav, CME Group, the world’s largest and most diverse derivatives exchange, today announced that it has revised its Labor Day holiday trading schedule (all times are Eastern time) for NYMEX energy products. On Sunday, August 31, all NYMEX energy products trading on the CME Globex
electronic trading platform will open for trading at 2:30 p.m. (Eastern), with a 2:00 p.m. (Eastern) pre-opening, for a September 2, 2008, trade date. NYMEX ClearPort Clearing and NYMEX ClearPort Trading will also now re-open for trading on Sunday, August 31. "We wanted to provide our customers with the opportunity to respond to the storm's potential impact to energy markets as quickly as possible," said CME Group Chief Operating Officer Bryan Durkin. "The ability to trade both our exchange-listed and over-the-counter energy products during this period will be a significant benefit for global energy market participants."
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Gustav, Gustav, who the f is Gustav
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Jokes apart, news are popping from everywhere, just about to say Katrina was just a fart compared to Gustav.
On what REALLY matters, I hope this time US officials are doing their homework to prevent anything close to Katrina's bodycount.
On what concerns to business, news are calling for "devastation of US economy and other oil dependant countries".
Doesn't really matter what "devastation" means. It is what the markets are going to do that bothers me.
Tomorrow dollar tanks -400 and you will still see people starting threads like "OH MY GOD, What did Princess Diana say that cable soared this much?? Need help!!!"
Got my one runner going and will watch and see how the markets react.
The party continues.......
HOLLA