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A young man sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want six shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man.
"Six shots?!" the bartender asks, "Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first BJ," the young man replies.
"Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house," the bartender says.
"No offense, sir," the young man says, "but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
Party is over
The Fed probably will stay in a holding pattern, with little incentive between now and the November presidential election to move rates either way, analysts say.
Expected trader's reaction:
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Bush's daughter spotted on honeymoon in Hawaii.
The bad news: chances of another Bush in the planet have grown dramatically
Long oil.
Allergies are kicking my Dutch ass, in time to stay home for the Euro Copa of course. Hope you guys are doing well.
Happy Friday:
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Happy Saturday
Going Mojito crazy tonight
Just wanted to make 6 posts in a row.
Celebrating your first BJ, too?
Hey, I'm married. Which means I never had a BJ
I'm proud to inform you, my friends, that I've breached the $400,000 fake money milestone in the fake poker tables.
So, tomorrow I'll buy my $100,000 fake BMW, $50,000 in various fake gadgets, and will invest $250,000 in a fake forex account.
Do I sound like a loser to you?
You all can crash a real BMW, give real expensive gadgets as gifts for the first fake tits that flerts with you, so leave me the hell alone, will ya?
It's time to party
See you when the hangover is gone.
Hey, I'm married. Which means I never had a BJ
With the U.S. economy narrowly avoiding recession and inflation concerns rising, the dollar should advance further next week, though any sign of new job losses will dull its appeal and derail a sustained recovery.
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"You haven't had the collapse in the U.S. economy that the doomsayers were predicting," said Joseph Trevisani, market analyst at FX Solutions in Saddle River, New Jersey.
Short Euro Short
A young man sits down at the bar.
"What can I get you?" the bartender inquires.
"I want six shots of Jagermeister," responds the young man.
"Six shots?!" the bartender asks, "Are you celebrating something?"
"Yeah, my first BJ," the young man replies.
"Well, in that case, let me give you a seventh on the house," the bartender says.
"No offense, sir," the young man says, "but if six shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."
I'm proud to inform you, my friends, that I've breached the $400,000 fake money milestone in the fake poker tables.
So, tomorrow I'll buy my $100,000 fake BMW, $50,000 in various fake gadgets, and will invest $250,000 in a fake forex account.
Do I sound like a loser to you?
You all can crash a real BMW, give real expensive gadgets as gifts for the first fake tits that flerts with you, so leave me the hell alone, will ya?
