looking for a zero return trade!!!!

I need to generate some spread for my broker and want to do so with minimum risk.
do any of you know of a trade that can give a zero return, like a perfect hedge, that i can use to make some spread?

peter

this is a first.....

Anyway, if I understand correctly, you want to make a trade only to generate spread with no loss.
If the broker allows it, then just open 2 opposite positions and then close them. Or just open and close a single position really fast. Hopefully buying and selling at the same price, that way you break even and only pay spread.

just send them the money... heck if your that generous send me the money all amounts welcome (im not fussy)