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  • #4,081
  • Jan 29, 2008 9:57am Jan 29, 2008 9:57am
guys be carefull with yen positions, fed meeting started this AM and they might deliver decision before stock market close if things get nasty by mid-day just a heads up..
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  • #4,082
  • Jan 29, 2008 10:02am Jan 29, 2008 10:02am
Hey is that Bulge - aria relocated up north.
  • #4,083
  • Jan 29, 2008 10:07am Jan 29, 2008 10:07am
just got this one ,

"If women are so perfect at multitasking how come they cannot have a Headache and sex at the same time?"
  • #4,084
  • Jan 29, 2008 10:07am Jan 29, 2008 10:07am
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Quoting Ash
Hey guys, I don't know if you've ever seen this before....

http://13gb.com/videos/1364/popular/
lots of WTF videos in there
  • #4,085
  • Jan 29, 2008 10:08am Jan 29, 2008 10:08am
Quoting quickh23a
guys be carefull with yen positions, fed meeting started this AM and they might deliver decision before stock market close if things get nasty by mid-day just a heads up..
They already had a pre-meeting cut. They will wait to the usual close of meeting to make another announcement. One day sooner is not going to mean anything.

Meantime:

Based upon the January 28 market close, the 30-Day Federal Funds futures contract for the February 2008 expiration is currently pricing in a 100 percent probability that the FOMC will decrease the target rate by at least 25 basis pointsfrom 3-1/2 percent to 3-1/4 percent at the FOMC meeting on January 30.
In addition, the 30-Day Federal Funds futures contract is pricing in an 86 percent probability of a further 25-basis point decrease in the target rate to 3 percent (versus a 14 percent probability of just a 25-basis point rate decrease).
  • #4,086
  • Jan 29, 2008 10:08am Jan 29, 2008 10:08am
Quoting SunTrader

Ethnic comedy hour I guess:


For five years, two Poles and an Italian have worked side by side every day as window washers, and every night after work they stopped for a drink. One day, disaster struck, and the Italian fell to his death. The police came to the site and began asking questions.

"Where does he live?" The Poles shrugged their shoulders. "Is he married?" The Poles didn't know. "What is his name?" The Poles shrugged again. "You worked with this guy for five years and you don't know anything about him?" the cop asked. "I know something about him," one Pole volunteered. "He has two assholes." "What are you talking about?" said the cop. "Well," said the Pole, "Whenever we go for a drink after work the bartender says, 'Here comes the Italian with the two assholes.'"


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  • #4,087
  • Jan 29, 2008 10:09am Jan 29, 2008 10:09am
Quoting MPP
lots of WTF videos in there
Yeah enjoy!
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  • #4,088
  • Jan 29, 2008 10:39am Jan 29, 2008 10:39am
When girls don't put out!!


I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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  • Jan 29, 2008 11:18am Jan 29, 2008 11:18am
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Quoting Big Wave Rider
When girls don't put out!!

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

not tonight, not tomorrow, for that matter any day with a Y in it. a least until her birthday next year when you can make it up to her.

i bet she was only upset about the shoes.
  • #4,090
  • Jan 29, 2008 11:21am Jan 29, 2008 11:21am
Quoting Big Wave Rider
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.


BTW, whata lousy day huh? Coupled with a gray rainy cold shitty day here in São Paulo...
  • #4,091
  • Jan 29, 2008 11:22am Jan 29, 2008 11:22am
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Quoting cesarnc


BTW, whata lousy day huh? Coupled with a gray rainy cold shitty day here in São Paulo...
sound's like the UK
  • #4,092
  • Jan 29, 2008 11:28am Jan 29, 2008 11:28am
Quoting Big Wave Rider
When girls don't put out!!


Best one I've ever heard!
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  • #4,093
  • Jan 29, 2008 11:33am Jan 29, 2008 11:33am
Popwreck reloaded - Found on the sidewalk, barely walking

http://ce.i.uol.com.br/album/20080126_f_012.jpg

The dog is not stupid enough to leave the house. He enjoys his vegetarian leftovers, those lil green weeds he's still trying to figure out what it is. YUMMMY...
  • #4,094
  • Jan 29, 2008 11:36am Jan 29, 2008 11:36am
Quoting MPP
sound's like the UK
Doesn't sound like South Florida. We could use a little less global warming here.
  • #4,095
  • Jan 29, 2008 12:15pm Jan 29, 2008 12:15pm
Quoting Big Wave Rider
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
  • #4,096
  • Jan 29, 2008 2:14pm Jan 29, 2008 2:14pm
Fly naked on nudist holiday flight

Passengers must be clothed before boarding, dress before deplaning

Reuters
updated 11:02 a.m. ET, Tues., Jan. 29, 2008


FRANKFURT - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735).

"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."
The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

"I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market."
Naturism, or "free body culture" (FKK) as it is known in Germany, was banned by the Nazis but blossomed again after the Second World War, particularly in eastern Germany.

"There are FKK hotels where you can go into the restaurants and shops naked, for example," Hess said. "For FKK fans — not that I'm one of them — it's nothing unusual."

"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," he added. "We're a perfectly normal holiday company."


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URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22895813/?GT1=10755
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  • Jan 29, 2008 2:16pm Jan 29, 2008 2:16pm
Quoting Ash
Fly naked on nudist holiday flight

Passengers must be clothed before boarding, dress before deplaning

Reuters
updated 11:02 a.m. ET, Tues., Jan. 29, 2008


FRANKFURT - German nudists will be able to start their holidays early by stripping off on the plane if they take up a new offer from an eastern German travel firm.

Travel agency OssiUrlaub.de said it would start taking bookings from Friday for a trial nudist day trip from the eastern German town of Erfurt to the popular Baltic Sea resort of Usedom, planned for July 5 and costing 499 euros ($735).

"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."
The 55 passengers will have to remain clothed until they board, and dress before disembarking, said Hess. The crew will remain clothed throughout the flight for safety reasons.

"I wish I could say we thought of it ourselves but the idea came from a customer," Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's an unusual gap in the market."
Naturism, or "free body culture" (FKK) as it is known in Germany, was banned by the Nazis but blossomed again after the Second World War, particularly in eastern Germany.

"There are FKK hotels where you can go into the restaurants and shops naked, for example," Hess said. "For FKK fans — not that I'm one of them — it's nothing unusual."

"I don't want people to get the wrong idea. It's not that we're starting a swinger club in mid-air or something like that," he added. "We're a perfectly normal holiday company."


Copyright 2008 Reuters. Click for restrictions.
URL: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22895813/?GT1=10755
Most of those nudist people are old and wrinkly anyway, Don't book me on that flight.
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  • #4,098
  • Jan 29, 2008 2:17pm Jan 29, 2008 2:17pm
Quoting Big Wave Rider
Most of those nudist people are old and wrinkly anyway, Don't book me on that flight.
Oh, ok, didn't know that.

But still, buy the Euro.
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  • #4,099
  • Jan 29, 2008 2:19pm Jan 29, 2008 2:19pm
hey .... buy euros and canadians....sell yens and swiss...
its just money
  • #4,100
  • Jan 29, 2008 2:19pm Jan 29, 2008 2:19pm
@ ASH
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