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  • #2,141
  • Jan 8, 2008 6:29pm Jan 8, 2008 6:29pm
Quoting Turtle
Cesarnc, what link are you using to look at the Dow Jones Futures????

HOLLA
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  • #2,142
  • Jan 8, 2008 6:36pm Jan 8, 2008 6:36pm
Quoting cesarnc
Bloomberg for futures and Alpari during the NY session
Thanks man.....

Seen Merlin and others in the trading room discussing about Greenspan book, made me go crack mine open and start reading it......knowledge is power.

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  • #2,143
  • Jan 8, 2008 11:32pm Jan 8, 2008 11:32pm
i been watching the market, man im glad im not trading this week, what a shitty week to be trading so far.
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  • #2,144
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:27am Jan 9, 2008 12:27am
upcoming rate statement guys,
whats your call guys, going down or staying?
  • #2,145
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:34am Jan 9, 2008 12:34am
i say rate cut, what the market do after the cut, well you remember the last time they cut.
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  • #2,146
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:49am Jan 9, 2008 12:49am
Quoting Moe
i say rate cut, what the market do after the cut, well you remember the last time they cut.
Me too.. Bennie doesnt have the guts to hold the rate.. as Wall Street dont want to take the bitter pain cure for the problem they create.
  • #2,147
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:52am Jan 9, 2008 12:52am
Quoting dd33
Me too.. Bennie doesnt have the guts to hold the rate.. as Wall Street dont want to take the bitter pain cure for the problem they create.
, since im not trading this week im gonna post some of my old jokes here.
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  • #2,148
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:53am Jan 9, 2008 12:53am
Smart Investment

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display.

"Well, I have good news and bad news," the owner responded. "The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it would and he bought all 10 of your paintings."

"That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed. "What's the bad news?"

"The gentleman was your doctor."
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  • #2,149
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:54am Jan 9, 2008 12:54am
Realizing

A man was constipated, so he decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him and explained, "I'm going to give you some suppositories. I'll insert one now, and then I'll give you another one for later this evening."

Later that evening, the man asks has his wife to insert the suppository. She agrees reluctantly, then puts one hand on his shoulder and inserts the suppository. Suddenly, her husband shrieks, "Aahhhhh!"

"What's wrong? Did I hurt you?" she asks.

"No... I just realised that the doctor had *both* his hands on my shoulders!"
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  • #2,150
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:55am Jan 9, 2008 12:55am
Haircut

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks "Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber look around the shop and says "about 2 hours," and the guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks..."how long before I can get a haircut?"

Again, the barber looks around at shop full of customers and says "about 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks "how long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says "about an hour and a half". The guy leaves.

The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says "Hey, Joey, I'll give you a free cut if you follow that guy and see where he goes."

In a little while, Joey comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber says, "this must be good, where did he go when he left here?"

Joey says, "To your house!"

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  • #2,151
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:58am Jan 9, 2008 12:58am
Nursing Home

Two old ladies, Sunny and Tina, were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain.

Tina pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Sunny: "What's that?"

Tina: "A condom."

Sunny: "Where'd you get it?"

Tina: "You can get them at any chemist"

The next day, Sunny hobbled into the local chemist and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a pack of condoms.

The guy looked at her strangely (she was, after all, in her eighties), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits on a Camel."

The pharmacist fainted.
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  • #2,152
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:59am Jan 9, 2008 12:59am
Lack Of Tact

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."
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  • #2,153
  • Jan 9, 2008 12:59am Jan 9, 2008 12:59am
Corporate Decisions

  1. There was a boss who was told by his boss that he had to get rid of at least one employee. So he narrowed the decision to one of two new employees, Jack or Mary. He then decided to speak to each one privately, and let their reactions help guide his decision.

    So he called in Jack, explained the situation and, of course, Jack said he didn't want to lose his job, but he understood the boss's situation.

    Then he called in Mary, and said, 'Mary, I've got a problem; By the end of the day, I've got to lay you or Jack off...' And Mary says, 'Then you're gonna have to jack off, buster, I've got a headache!

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  • #2,154
  • Jan 9, 2008 1:04am Jan 9, 2008 1:04am
oh i think i have misled some (maybe). I meant int rates for sterling. Its due tommorow right?
  • #2,155
  • Jan 9, 2008 1:06am Jan 9, 2008 1:06am
Quoting jest1081
oh i think i have misled some (maybe). I meant int rates for sterling. Its due tommorow right?
yep, check ff calendar
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  • #2,156
  • Jan 9, 2008 1:09am Jan 9, 2008 1:09am
Out Of Jail

Two guys get busted for smoking dope, so they have to go into court on a Friday. They go to court and the judge says, "If you can convince more than 5 people to stop doing drugs for the rest of their lives, you won't be sent to jail." So the two men agree and the judge tells them to come back on Monday. So the two guys come back on Monday and the judge asks how they did. ''I got 17 people to get off drugs,'' says the first guy. ''Wow, how'd you do that?'' asks the judge. ''I used circles. I told them that this large circle is your brain before drugs and this small circle is your brain after drugs.''

''Oh, that's nothing!" said the second guy. "I convinced 156 people to get off drugs.''

''Wow. How'd you do that?'' asked the judge.

''Well, I used circles too. I told them this small circle is your butthole before prison...''
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  • #2,157
  • Jan 9, 2008 1:11am Jan 9, 2008 1:11am
Bulls Eye

  1. One of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a small town. Everywhere he saw evidences of the most amazing shooting. On trees, on walls, and on fences there were numerous bull's-eyes with the bullet hole in dead center. The FBI man asked one of the townsmen if he could meet the person responsible for this wonderful marksmanship. The man turned out to be the village idiot.
    "This is the best marksmanship I have ever seen," said the FBI man. "How in the world do you do it?" "Nothing to it," said the idiot. "I shoot first and draw the circles afterward."

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  • #2,158
  • Jan 9, 2008 1:12am Jan 9, 2008 1:12am
ok im done,
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  • #2,159
  • Jan 9, 2008 1:21am Jan 9, 2008 1:21am
Quoting jest1081
oh i think i have misled some (maybe). I meant int rates for sterling. Its due tommorow right?
Ahh.. i thought u were talking bout Fed rate

For sterling.. i have no idea. Halifax still show some green, but the "brother" across Atlantic is in big trouble.
  • #2,160
  • Jan 9, 2008 2:02am Jan 9, 2008 2:02am
Quoting dd33
Ahh.. i thought u were talking bout Fed rate

For sterling.. i have no idea. Halifax still show some green, but the "brother" across Atlantic is in big trouble.

Great jokes Moe
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