of the good 'ol days of the mantle radio broadcasts
I had to look up a few, but a wonderful start with
"your red scarf matches your eyes'
"closing the cover before striking" was apparently a printed safety warning on every one of the OLD "paper" matchbooks
(in the early cigarette days, before lighters) where if you lit up the ciggie with the paper cover open you could accidently spark off the rest of the book
and it's pronounced "shipfitter", yes, is all I will say