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  • #43,461
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:19am Dec 29, 2011 9:19am
Quoting Venice
Ugg, I have to do my CBL's for work or I lose my computer privledges. lol.

- Two HIPPA Compliance
- Institutional Data Training
- Sexual Harassment

I hope the last one comes with pictures.
re. your new sig.

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  • #43,462
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:21am Dec 29, 2011 9:21am
Quoting Venice
Computer based learning. Just some pretty quick and dirty information and quiz taking setup. All employees have to complete them. It's mostly for the folks who are actually with patients (Dr's, nurses etc etc) but since I am technically employed under the medical center, I am required to complete them as well. Even though all I do is set in-front of this computer all day long
I think you misspelled HIPPA.. HIPAA Health Care Information Patient Accountability Act Bull Shit.
  • #43,463
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:21am Dec 29, 2011 9:21am
Quoting FibbinArchie
following normal modus operandi...

doesn't feel like we've based just yet, holiday liquidity still relatively light..

maybe 2936 if and when...
not three bad even if i do say so myself..

if that was just a bounce and not an interim bottom...

just a flying visit, bb much l...
  • #43,464
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:22am Dec 29, 2011 9:22am
Quoting Venice
Computer based learning. Just some pretty quick and dirty information and quiz taking setup. All employees have to complete them. It's mostly for the folks who are actually with patients (Dr's, nurses etc etc) but since I am technically employed under the medical center, I am required to complete them as well. Even though all I do is set in-front of this computer all day long
So if you failed...no more pr0n at work?

Hit the books, Mister! You do NOT want to go there!

Top Tip: The sexual harassment* section is not a How To type scenario! Think other way around, V!

*Really no laughing matter...just a bit of Useless fun.
  • #43,465
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:23am Dec 29, 2011 9:23am
Quoting attila
I think you misspelled HIPPA.. HIPAA Health Care Information Patient Accountability Act Bull Shit.
haha! You got it!
  • #43,466
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:23am Dec 29, 2011 9:23am
Quoting Venice
haha! You got it!
I worked for Blue Cross and Blue Shit for 5 years. Worst time of my life..
  • #43,467
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:23am Dec 29, 2011 9:23am
Quoting attila
I think you misspelled HIPPA.. HIPAA Health Care Information Patient Accountability Act Bull Shit.
Ohhhhhh...you mean...HIPAABS?

Now I'm with you!
  • #43,468
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:23am Dec 29, 2011 9:23am
Quoting kenfen69
So if you failed...no more pr0n at work?

Hit the books, Mister! You do NOT want to go there!

Top Tip: The sexual harassment* section is not a How To type scenario! Think other way around, V!

*Really no laughing matter...just a bit of Useless fun.
hehehe! I would just not be aloud to login to my computer. Because I wouldn't know how to properly *handle* sensitive data without completing a 10 question quiz.
  • #43,469
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:25am Dec 29, 2011 9:25am
To show you how ridiculous this is:

As a data user, you are responsible for:

A. Reporting any misuse of institutional data
B. Sharing restricted data with those you trust
C. Developing data access policies and procedures
D. Only accessing institutional data as required to fulfill your function at the university
E. Taking steps to protect institutional data, especially information classified as restricted data
F. Answers A, D, E


I think I should pick.... B!
  • #43,470
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:25am Dec 29, 2011 9:25am
Quoting Venice
hehehe! I would just not be aloud to login to my computer. Because I wouldn't know how to properly *handle* sensitive data without completing a 10 question quiz.
Well...sha...duh!
  • #43,471
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:26am Dec 29, 2011 9:26am
Quoting kenfen69
Ohhhhhh...you mean...HIPAABS?

Now I'm with you!
Maybe you read it maybe you don't. but I don't want this info floating around...
  • #43,472
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:27am Dec 29, 2011 9:27am
Quoting Venice
I think I should pick.... B!
Definitely B!!!

Post some up here and then provide a link to reinforce your conviction in B!
  • #43,473
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:28am Dec 29, 2011 9:28am
Quoting attila
Yeah, I remember it was a budget meeting. They wanted one textbox background changed from white to grey. Do you know how much they budgeted? 20K.

V. can attest, one dollar is too much. Now you know why the healthcare cost is where it is..

Talk about waste in the military. Take a look at health care..

A website that V and I can do probably in two weeks... 1 mil..
Yeah, that is ridiculous. 1 minute is way to much, unless you can't get that shade of gray right. It would take me less time than it took to type this statement to change the color of a input field.
  • #43,474
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:29am Dec 29, 2011 9:29am
Quoting attila
Yeah, I remember it was a budget meeting. They wanted one textbox background changed from white to grey. Do you know how much they budgeted? 20K.
Nice work if you can get it!
  • #43,475
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:29am Dec 29, 2011 9:29am
Quoting kenfen69
Definitely B!!!

Post some up here and then provide a link to reinforce your conviction in B!
Data for everyyyyboody!
  • #43,476
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:30am Dec 29, 2011 9:30am
Quoting Venice
Yeah, that is ridiculous. 1 minute is way to much, unless you can't get that shade of gray right. It would take me less time than it took to type this statement to change the color of a input field.
And they pay 20k?

What the fak are you doing in forex, boys? Change 8 text boxes a day!
  • #43,477
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:31am Dec 29, 2011 9:31am
I can use my computer on breaks and at lunch to bring up pornographic web sites.


A. True
B. False


LOL
  • #43,478
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:31am Dec 29, 2011 9:31am
Quoting kenfen69
Nice work if you can get it!
Not really for you or I. It's all inbred.. if you know what I mean.
  • #43,479
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:31am Dec 29, 2011 9:31am
Quoting Venice
Data for everyyyyboody!
Hahahahaha...well you trust us, right?

Too funny!
  • #43,480
  • Dec 29, 2011 9:32am Dec 29, 2011 9:32am
Quoting attila
Not really for you or I. It's all inbred.. if you know what I mean.
I do. Pretty infuriating to see it going down.
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