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  • First Post: Nov 9, 2009 2:13pm Nov 9, 2009 2:13pm
I just thought it would be funny to share some of the programming request that I have received from members of this forum over the years. This one is my favorite.


"dear sir,

I apoligize that english is not my language. please code for me this EA i have trading it for 10 years with 100% profit. Simple buy at bottom reverse at top. the jpg shows how much profit from this strategy red = sell orange = buy."
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Keep it simple stoopid....
Magic, how do you deflect these requests without causing offense?
The breaking of a wave cannot explain the whole sea.
Quoting Craig
Magic, how do you deflect these requests without causing offense?

I usually send over a quote for programming with a 100k retainer. So far nobody has paid up, guess the 100% profitable system is not worth 100k
Keep it simple stoopid....
Quoting Kurka Fund
I usually send over a quote for programming with a 100k retainer. So far nobody has paid up, guess the 100% profitable system is not worth 100k
Very funny! I've received crazy requests as well, although most of mine involve massive amounts of indicators, which I can't stand.

At least now I know how to code a 100% profit EA!
Quoting Kurka Fund
I just thought it would be funny to share some of the programming request that I have received from members of this forum over the years. This one is my favorite.


"dear sir,

I apoligize that english is not my language. please code for me this EA i have trading it for 10 years with 100% profit. Simple buy at bottom reverse at top. the jpg shows how much profit from this strategy red = sell orange = buy."
Look carefully at the graph, it is not crazy!..It has a merit for an EA..
BTW, the requestor already use it for 10 years

I have an EA quite similar to the graph shown...
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  • Last Post: Nov 21, 2009 9:33pm Nov 21, 2009 9:33pm
Hello,
If any of you kind gentlemen happens to have some spare time, I was wondering if it would be possible to make an EA (if you don't already have a similar one) that sounds an alarm when a candle crosses a particular EMA...or/and opens a position in the direction of the price movement that crossed the MA.
I really appreciate your time.
Thank you.
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