Why not stop it this nonsense altogether, use the ignore button and move on. You, being the worst offender, can set the example.
GENTLEMEN...GENTLEMEN...lets all come to our senses and please stop picking on each other and do it just to the ringleader nubcake he's the one with the most squalid of ...
Oh my bad ladies
Damn seems like you have a master's degree in how to be a bitch
Slap slap slap