A nice recruiter called me today. She wants help her client hire a chef make nice food. In return, I showed her my nice resume and reference. Then she very anxious ask whether I know how to cut vegetables.
I ask her why? She say I didn't mention that on my resume so she not sure need confirmation.
Asking is mum a woman? Hahah fti, I didn't see it coming
is so clear see others. But is hard see self
then nice recruiter asked recruiter b to speak with me.
recruiter b: hihi
me: hihi
recruiter b: so do you know how cut vegetables?
me: yes sure.
recruiter b: good to hear that. so what is your cost price?
me: errr.. sorry i prefer not discuss my cost price now until i speak with your client.
reruiter b: but is industry standard. we need your cost price to present to client.
me: is it so? how about i tell you what is the sales price i interested in?
recruiter b: no, but u still need tell us your cost price. later when we have a deal, we still need to see receipt of your cost price.
me: ok, if we have deal, i will sure show you receipt. but now i tell you my sales price, fair enough to see whether we have deal?
recruiter b: cannot.
me: ok, tks you, then i no interest.
reruiter b: err wait, we like you, so we will still present u to our client. so what is ur sales price?
me: $x billion.
recruiter b: oh, so $x billion which includes everything under the sun?
me: eh no? i told ur nice recruiter just now $x billion only cover basic.
recruiter b: on sorry, client no have budget.
me: , sorry , then we have no deal.
recruiter b: oh, ok but we still like you. we talk again next time.
aiya, so long story. anyone fall asleep yet? how many customers walk into shop ask shopkeeper their cost price on their nice product? how many?
I ask her why? She say I didn't mention that on my resume so she not sure need confirmation.
Asking is mum a woman? Hahah fti, I didn't see it coming
is so clear see others. But is hard see self
then nice recruiter asked recruiter b to speak with me.
recruiter b: hihi
me: hihi
recruiter b: so do you know how cut vegetables?
me: yes sure.
recruiter b: good to hear that. so what is your cost price?
me: errr.. sorry i prefer not discuss my cost price now until i speak with your client.
reruiter b: but is industry standard. we need your cost price to present to client.
me: is it so? how about i tell you what is the sales price i interested in?
recruiter b: no, but u still need tell us your cost price. later when we have a deal, we still need to see receipt of your cost price.
me: ok, if we have deal, i will sure show you receipt. but now i tell you my sales price, fair enough to see whether we have deal?
recruiter b: cannot.
me: ok, tks you, then i no interest.
reruiter b: err wait, we like you, so we will still present u to our client. so what is ur sales price?
me: $x billion.
recruiter b: oh, so $x billion which includes everything under the sun?
me: eh no? i told ur nice recruiter just now $x billion only cover basic.
recruiter b: on sorry, client no have budget.
me: , sorry , then we have no deal.
recruiter b: oh, ok but we still like you. we talk again next time.
aiya, so long story. anyone fall asleep yet? how many customers walk into shop ask shopkeeper their cost price on their nice product? how many?
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