A Traders Life

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X man..I am giving you a

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers; "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each."
The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.

e reduced his altitude and saw a man below.
"Excuse me, but can you help me?
I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago but
I don't know where I am," he said.
The man below replied: "You are in a hot air balloon
hovering approximately 30 ft above the ground.
You are between 40 and 41 degrees North latitude and
between 56 and 57 degrees West longitude."
To which the balloonist replied:
"You must be a broker." To which the man on the ground said:
"I am, but how did you know?"
The reply came from above: "Everything you told me is
technically correct but I have no idea what to make of your
information, and the fact is I'm still lost.
Frankly, you've not been much help so far."
The man below responded: "You must be a trader."
To which the balloonist replied: "Yes, I am, but how did you know?"
To which the man on the ground said: "You don't know where you
are or where you are going. You have risen to your current position
due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have
no idea how to keep and you expect me to solve your problem.
The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in
before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault."

ritmorhythm, ha,ha,ha , you deserve a too

- Can I borrow that book of yours "How To Become A Millionaire"?
- Sure, here you are.
- Thanks, but half the pages are missing. What's the matter?
- Isn't half a million enough for you?

Love the posts =]

Really good threat! Come on you, 2 guys! With big love !!!
your 1st story-ritmorhythm: it is actually happen in my country: when Chxxese bizmans come and buy very strange things with same exactly 100% script. So stupid suppliers in my country home.

it happens everywhere.

Haha nice thread X.

simply, genius explanation...

1) The markets may be bad, but i slept like baby, every hour i woke up and cry.
2) A Forex trader walks into a pizzeria to order a pizza. There the waiter asks him:
WAITER: Should I cut it into four pieces or six pieces?
Trader: I'm feeling rather hungry right now. You'd better cut it into six pieces
3) Markets are crazy, every moment one guy buy, second sell and both think that they will make money.
4) An Economist is an Expert, who will know tomorrow, why thinks he predict yesterday, didn't happen today.
5) If you can count your money, you don't have an billion dollars.
6) The real measure of wealth is how will you be worth, after you will lost all of your money.
7) Forex money manager goes at the street and very nice young lady ask him:
Lady: Dear sir, im making poll, can i ask you simple question?
Manager: Of course you can.
Lady: What is your average income?
Manager: My average income is around 200 000 $.
Lady: Im sorry, i thought your monthly income.
Manager: Im sorry, i thought dayli.
8) Forex trader: What is a million years like to you?
God: Like one second.
Forex trader: What is a million dollars like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Forex trader: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second …
9) There's a surgeon, an architect and an economist. The surgeon said, 'Look, we're the most important. God's a surgeon because the very first thing God did was to extract Eve from Adam's rib.' The architect said, 'No, wait a minute, God is an architect. God made the world in seven days out of chaos.' The economist smiled, 'And who made the chaos?'
10) October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks in. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

Keep this thread going guys its really awesome!!

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very cool man !!!!!