DislikedLadies and gentlemen, my name is wormboy and I’m your chief flight attendant. On behalf of Captain Ursidae & the entire crew, welcome aboard Big Butt Bear Airlines flight 7000, non-stop service from 6180 to 5900.
Our flight time will be of 3 fucking days. We will be flying at an altitude of 2 feet at a ground speed of 88 miles per hour.
At this time, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position. Also make sure your seat belt is correctly fastened. Also, we advise you that as of this moment, any electronic equipment...Ignored
Peace Yo!