Clustering data?

Let's say I have an N-dimensional dataset.

For the sake of example, let's say I use 3 dimensions.

When I plot the data in a 3-dimensional chart, the data is roughly shaped like an egg. Based on how I cluster this data, the egg is sliced. What I'm trying to do is group the data in such a way so that the egg is broken into chunks.

Has anyone else tried this?

Eastern gift or 1st of April gag???

How about ridiculous coincidence?

The data is strangely egg-shaped, and it's just mind-boggling.

I'm just taking three values from each bar, I'll start working in 3 dimensions and add dimensions as I begin to understand the code better.