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- #171,105
- Apr 15, 2009 7:13pm Apr 15, 2009 7:13pm
- | Joined Jun 2008 | Status: Professional Frontrunning Troll | 2,312 Posts
- #171,106
- Apr 15, 2009 7:23pm Apr 15, 2009 7:23pm
- | Additional Username | Joined Sep 2009 | 8,623 Posts
Each Friday night after work, Bubbal Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of Bubbal's neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Bubbal, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubbal attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, ''You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic.”
Bubbal's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubbal's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubbal, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you iz a fish"!
And hey, I am a Sikh too
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Bubbal, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubbal attended Mass ... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, ''You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic.”
Bubbal's neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubbal's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubbal, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you iz a fish"!
And hey, I am a Sikh too
- #171,107
- Apr 15, 2009 7:27pm Apr 15, 2009 7:27pm
- Joined Apr 2007 | Status: "As Above So Below" | 6,206 Posts
"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"
- #171,109
- Apr 15, 2009 7:39pm Apr 15, 2009 7:39pm
- Joined Oct 2005 | Status: Trader | 3,596 Posts
Italian Boy's Confession
'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano ?'
'Yes, Father, it is.'
'And who was the girl you were with? '
'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'
Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
'I cannot say.'
'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'
'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed.'
'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
Each Friday night after work, Bubbal Singh would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of Bubbal's neighbours were strict Catholics ... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday.
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The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally...
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- #171,110
- Apr 15, 2009 7:43pm Apr 15, 2009 7:43pm
- Joined Apr 2007 | Status: "As Above So Below" | 6,206 Posts
yep time tells all
glad it wasnt my blood
glad it wasnt my blood
"Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do"
- #171,112
- Apr 15, 2009 7:53pm Apr 15, 2009 7:53pm
- Joined Oct 2005 | Status: Trader | 3,596 Posts
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 a.m. by a loud pounding on the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3:00 in
the morning and pouring down rain!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's 3:00 in the morning and pouring down
rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replies the drunk.
The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger,
standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband. "It is 3:00 in
the morning and pouring down rain!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's 3:00 in the morning and pouring down
rain out there!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife.
"Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke
down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still
there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing," replies the drunk.
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- #171,114
- Apr 15, 2009 8:35pm Apr 15, 2009 8:35pm
- | Joined Jun 2008 | Status: Professional Frontrunning Troll | 2,312 Posts
- #171,115
- Apr 15, 2009 8:57pm Apr 15, 2009 8:57pm
- | Joined Jun 2008 | Status: Professional Frontrunning Troll | 2,312 Posts
- #171,116
- Apr 15, 2009 9:32pm Apr 15, 2009 9:32pm
- Joined Jan 2007 | Status: Trader | 3,719 Posts
Nihil Sine Deo.
- #171,119
- Apr 15, 2009 10:14pm Apr 15, 2009 10:14pm
whats very interesting is that every time cable pops its head over 1.5 is always during relative low volume times.
1st: US session. just after midday, brief spike lasting just short of the 1 hour for the lunchtime break
2nd: 20-30 mins after US closed see-sawed approx 1 hour
3rd: Twighlight zone 1 hour before Asian session 15 min duration
4th: 2 mins before Asian session lasting over 2.5 hours
5th: (ongoing) Nikkei Lunch break.
Spot on. How can the trader benefit? LLast time it did the same was a close approach to 1,4. Do u think it is the same?