You Know You've Got It Bad When:

You Know You've Got It Bad When:

You're still reading this thread.

When r n r (rest and recreation/relaxation, not risk/reward (thought i should clarify) on the weekend is usually several hours on metratrader drawing trendlines, channels, pitchforks and fibos on currencies pairs that you would never trade because the spreads are too wide.

Then you save them as images and draw lines indicating where the price will go.

Cuz the markets closed and you need something to do.

...or you might just do it while your waiting for a trade.

(i would have taken this one if it wasn't a 5pip spread.)

...and now that i am thinking about how said i really am.....

when alert2.wav in your mt sounds folder has been replaced with katy parry 'hot n cold' 'up n down'.

...when you go camping you call ahead to make sure wifi is available.

you subscribed to the thread ...

Having read this thread i am beginning to realise I need therapy. They say the first step to a solution is recognising that theres a problem.

You know you've got it bad when:

You believe you're moving the market with 10k mini lots.

When your 5 pips up, you move your stop to break even.

When your 5 pips from your stop, you move it another 50 pips.

When your stops get hit its a CIA conspiracy.

When you're 9500 pips down, you double up, cuz cable is going back to 2.12 this week.

I think MysticDiver created this thread because he'd already made so much money that he got bored.

You keep coming back to read this thread.

You got slapped in the face last time you asked about the spread on a particular pair.

When you read a joke like this and it takes a minute to sink in.

When Resistance is more than 20 pips away...
OK, But...

2nd choice
If at first you don't succeed, offer her pips.

"You Know You've Got It Bad When" ...

in other words ... you dont get out much ...

You need to click on this link to see what's good:

http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q=What’s+Good

do agree

...when you're reading this thread on a Saturday morning!

when your two year old drops you in it and tells her father that "Mummy's been playing games on the computer all day"

Yes but how could you chastise such a Princess. {your avatar I mean. Did you name her Patience?}

Regrettably I didn't and it's one trait she has yet to master considering her favourite game at the moment is pressing the on/off button on my computer to get my attention .... scalping has never been so difficult .... thank goodness I'm more of a long, long term trader (not always by choice) - lol

follow the rules

first rule of the ultimate system is: you do not talk about the ultimate system
second rule of the ultimate system is: you do not talk about the ultimate system
third rule of ... what did i just say? say it again!

hows the pros doin

i give you the first of 8 "special"-setups to get a glimpse at my system: open connection to market, go long or short depending on square root erection deviation from t-48 hours high/low, if and only if, bernanke is not speaking on that day, no, this is crucial to the whole system, you must not go long on bernanke! say it again. whatever the trade forget about it immediately, IF BERNANKE SPEAKS.

stop loss

stop-losses are bad, we dont think about the loss we want the profits dammit, forget about the losses, THERE IS NO LOSS, so do not set a stoploss, this is what gets amateurs sucked dry, remember this, the pros go for small profits, in and out, 3, 1, 0.75 pip on a stop hunt reverse limit order is more than enough, if you buy 100M EURUSD, 3 pips equals 30,000.16666666666-e $, the dojis on the 8-tick charts give hundreds of high probability setups per hour, my export advisor (moneytrain ... btw does anyone know how to cross 2 emas in mql?) traded some 5K of data and it made millions if traded without stoploss. the stoploss couldnt bear the risk, its that simple.

fibo magic

i've chosen the 8 ticks for a very good reason, because its a fibo number, i can only urge you to gather all the information you can get about the fibo numbers, its amazing since i heard of them, and it took me hours to finally get the point, but after maybe 2, maybe 3 months in your case, you will finally see the magic of that numbers, i can see them everywhere, learn them, and you will have learned a part of

THE EDGE which is only a part of THE ULTIMATE EDGE

THE ULTIMATE EDGE, which i fully am a holder of. PM me, if you can proof yourself, maybe i will give you THE ULTIMATE SYSTEM (ultimate edge comes with the system) - (disclaimer - every rumour about me spamming is a conspiracy trying to ruin my name, because THEY cannot stand not being in the top 0.1%)

the secret of the system

the secret is so simple i puzzle myself if i only think about it, funny now that i look back it seems so easy, well, all i can say is it has to do with two "special" emas, and it has something to do with that fibos i told you, thats enough for now! lets compare the potential of my system with the potential of the other 99.9% losing systems.

the risk reward fallacy

well, there are systems out there that go for RRRR (retarded risk reward ratio) of some unimaginative numbers, like 1/2 this is a calculation and if we calculate this on our computer we get another unimaginative number thats POINT FIVE O which gets you killed. there goes another amateur.

proof of concept

i have tested the system for hours on any market data available, it took my prntel entium x2x2x 8x8 GHZ CPU, 64TB RAM five seconds and gave me a P/L of 89374587398752038497589346 times nine million (rounded of millions) something to do with an internal error code the micro company send the other day.

compounding, shoot your account into the stratosphere

well its that much because of the magic of compounding and traded on every possible market since the beginning of the roman empire, so with the spread (on tests been taken out for better performance) and the other "costs" like inflation and so on (buy my new book: "Costs ARE Losses") after a few calculate you will get 400.000 $ per minute avg.

the importance of moneymanagment

one could with a little money and an outrageous over-advantageous ultimate edge (like mine) blow the world economy in two and a half days, so if you go live without the proper moneymanagment you see what happens, so dont go live with my system until you fully understand the implications of it. if you lose trading this system live, its all because you just didnt get it.
it depends on the well known fibo ratio confluence with a variation of a martingale order placement system i ... found after years of research, with hedges in both direction, we BEAT THE MARKET from inside the spread, and dont care about trending or ranging markets anymore!

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attention

beware of the fact that if you traded every other participant out of the market (normally because they blew their account) after that you will trade against yourself, that is, you are holding positions against ... you, this is totally normal and part of the system, dont get upset, just ride it out, think about it for a moment, if you lose, you get it right back, so you win! remember: there is no loss!

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