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  • #41
  • Mar 10, 2009 6:40pm Mar 10, 2009 6:40pm
Quoting hanover
12) Your 6-year-old pleads with you to take him to MacD's, and you ask him what the parameters are.

11) A social worker is describing a patient who has RSI, and you interrupt to ask her if she's read Wilder's book. Then there's another patient with a history of volatility....

10) An MA is no longer a university degree.

9) Trapped in traffic at a roundabout, you find yourself waiting for a "breakout".

8) You're constantly losing at tic-tac-toe because you keep employing a P&F strategy.

7) A party addict is describing his LSD trips, and you...
Haha, good-one !
Measure twice, cut once
  • #42
  • Mar 10, 2009 7:31pm Mar 10, 2009 7:31pm
...when your friends see you navigating 3 screens filled with charts and they no longer ask "what's this?"
Not all sins are created equal
  • #43
  • Mar 10, 2009 7:52pm Mar 10, 2009 7:52pm
Quoting Pips_Cruiser
Your eyes always catch the “Head & Shoulders” shampoo first.


Guilty as charged
  • #44
  • Mar 10, 2009 11:37pm Mar 10, 2009 11:37pm
When your kids draw on the walls and you ask them if its an EMA or a WMA....
  • #45
  • Mar 11, 2009 12:28am Mar 11, 2009 12:28am
you take your laptop into the bathroom.http://www.forexfactory.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
  • #46
  • Mar 11, 2009 12:39am Mar 11, 2009 12:39am
Quoting fx yogi
you take your laptop into the bathroom.http://www.forexfactory.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
Come on, you're saying that as if it wasn't normal.

That's the throne I want.

http://www.savingadvice.com/images/b...let-ever-1.jpg
Not all sins are created equal
  • #47
  • Mar 11, 2009 12:43am Mar 11, 2009 12:43am
when people ask how is work? And they start to yawn before you reply...

God that is becoming frequent..
  • #48
  • Mar 11, 2009 1:08am Mar 11, 2009 1:08am
Quoting Jay Walker
That's the throne I want.

http://www.savingadvice.com/images/b...let-ever-1.jpg
can i interest you in the potential for a little partnership ala future patent pending meets infomercial business meets venture capitalist make-millions-by-next week proposition? (later to be sold at K-Mart as the "As Seen on T.V. Product?") ...

this made my freaking day!! thank you.
"Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see." Proverb
  • #49
  • Mar 11, 2009 1:20am Mar 11, 2009 1:20am
Quoting fxgrinder
can i interest you in the potential for a little partnership ala future patent pending meets infomercial business meets venture capitalist make-millions-by-next week proposition? (later to be sold at K-Mart as the "As Seen on T.V. Product?") ...

this made my freaking day!! thank you.
Sure, what the hell.

I'm undecided between getting it pitched by the Oxy Clean or the Shamwow guy.

Maybe Tony Little could pitch it? He likes to stay fit and this thing's got pedals. Plus he's full of s*it!
Not all sins are created equal
  • #50
  • Mar 11, 2009 1:39am Mar 11, 2009 1:39am
Quoting Jay Walker
Sure, what the hell.

I'm undecided between getting it pitched by the Oxy Clean or the Shamwow guy.

Maybe Tony Little could pitch it? He likes to stay fit and this thing's got pedals. Plus he's full of s*it!
you crack me up. i love those guys!! i like the catchy phone numbers in commercials TOO ... [singing can be heard] ... 8-hundred-5-8-8-2... 3... hundred ... EM-PIRE!!!!

we're going to be reeeeeeee-ch!
"Believe nothing you hear and half of what you see." Proverb
  • #51
  • Mar 11, 2009 2:30am Mar 11, 2009 2:30am
when all your friends , despite being told that you are a currency trader , believes that you are actually a drug peddler ...
To Live is the rarest thing in the world , Most people exist , that is all
  • #52
  • Mar 11, 2009 2:41am Mar 11, 2009 2:41am
Quoting maheswara
when all your friends , despite being told that you are a currency trader , believes that you are actually a drug peddler ...
  • #53
  • Mar 11, 2009 3:55am Mar 11, 2009 3:55am
Quoting fx yogi
you take your laptop into the bathroom.http://www.forexfactory.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
... or check rates and charts on the mobile "meanwhile".
  • #54
  • Mar 11, 2009 6:33am Mar 11, 2009 6:33am
when you refer to it as your reality tv, when wife tries to con you in for more american idol.
  • #55
  • Mar 11, 2009 11:39am Mar 11, 2009 11:39am
Quoting maheswara
when all your friends , despite being told that you are a currency trader , believes that you are actually a drug peddler ...
How I have dreamt of such a day.....

Drug dealers make too much money around here, I would need to raise my profits by about 5000% just to get a glare.

Quoting Jay Walker
Plus he's full of s*it!
So is your squirrel, c'mon, mine doesn't like the competition.
The market is my nation. Traders, my family. Hello, brothers and sisters!
  • #56
  • Mar 11, 2009 1:04pm Mar 11, 2009 1:04pm
... you recite along with the nasal guy on CNBC selling the gold bull-yawn... while all the fakey telephones in the background are ringing off the hook. "ToooDAY, YOU can buy GOLD BULL-YAWN at the..."

and you get all the words right.
FUBAR...
  • #57
  • Mar 11, 2009 7:13pm Mar 11, 2009 7:13pm
Quoting ak4x
... you recite along with the nasal guy on CNBC selling the gold bull-yawn... while all the fakey telephones in the background are ringing off the hook. "ToooDAY, YOU can buy GOLD BULL-YAWN at the..."

and you get all the words right.
Oh $h!t, not you too!
Not all sins are created equal
  • #58
  • Mar 11, 2009 7:14pm Mar 11, 2009 7:14pm
Quoting StockKJay
How I have dreamt of such a day.....

Drug dealers make too much money around here, I would need to raise my profits by about 5000% just to get a glare.



So is your squirrel, c'mon, mine doesn't like the competition.
Don't hate the stylish pip squirrel. I'm quite fond of yours so don't be hating mine
Not all sins are created equal
  • #59
  • Mar 12, 2009 4:30pm Mar 12, 2009 4:30pm
You're at the zoo and a chimpanzee starts picking its bottom - you phone your borker and start yelling 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'
  • #60
  • Mar 12, 2009 4:47pm Mar 12, 2009 4:47pm
Quoting Mysticdiver
You give more weight to opinions from people with names like, opie, el grande, moe, and Nuckingfuts, than you do to Bernanke, Paulson, and Geithner.
The trend always ends.
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