You Know You've Got It Bad When:

You measure everything in percentages.

When you hear news, you don't think of it as good or bad, you think:
As Expected, Better than Expected, Worse than Expected.

You dream about your TP being hit on the trade you had open when you went to sleep.

... you fib everything you look at.

...you don't believe anything you hear becuz you're waiting on the Revision.

...you open a new thread to discuss How Bad You've Got It.

...you think down is the new up.

...your wife leaves you but you don't worry and you don't go after her. You're so accustomed to range-trading, you just KNOW she'll be back.

Guilty!

... when you Vote 5 Stars for a new thread with only 7 posts cuz you "just know it's gonna go..."

...you have guests over for dinner but keep getting interrupted by your cell phone alarming you about that good trade opportunity.

You give more weight to opinions from people with names like, opie, el grande, moe, and Nuckingfuts, than you do to Bernanke, Paulson, and Geithner.

...you know "They've" got it bad when "They" move a thread like this from the Lounge to a Serious Place like Trading Discussion...

You think wearing a tshirt with candlestick patterns on it makes you cool.

You check your PM and Subscribed threads on FF before your voicemail.

when I try to pick bottom and instead of margin call some random girl slaps me.

.......you took a countertrend scalp trade without SL and lost the internet connection for the next 6 hours.

you get told there is no holy grail system to trading the forex ... and you finally believe them.

... you start converting price tags into pips.

You can (and often do) mentally calculate all your purchases into your favorite counter currency.

.... if you need to call urgent your brokers trading desk and you wife is calling her mother since 2 hours.