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Sorry, No Time to Read or Study. Need a System Now!

  • #1
  • First Post: Mar 25, 2008 10:31pm Mar 25, 2008 10:31pm
*NOTE* TONGUE IN CHEEK**

Hi guys {& Gals},
As an introduction I feel I should mention that
1) I am very successfull in all my endeavours. {so far}
2) This Forex Stuff has got me intrigued.
3) I Don't waste Time Studying Methods BUT I spend an Enormous amount of time finding experts in various fields.
4) I want to make some Money from this E-Game you guys have going.
5) I have funds available, Tell me How Much to Deposit AND how to Play it. {I don't have time to study it. I want it Quick & Simple.} Gotta Go. Foreclosing on a Corner Store.
6) Call me....

FFBane.

ps. If I dont answer, leave a message telling me what to do.
  • #2
  • Mar 25, 2008 10:39pm Mar 25, 2008 10:39pm
LMAO!
  • #3
  • Mar 25, 2008 11:16pm Mar 25, 2008 11:16pm


Hey Bemac!! Is there an EA written for this? Can someone write an EA for this system??
  • #4
  • Mar 25, 2008 11:24pm Mar 25, 2008 11:24pm
Quoting Bemac
*NOTE* TONGUE IN CHEEK**

Hi guys {& Gals},
As an introduction I feel I should mention that
1) I am very successfull in all my endeavours. {so far}
2) This Forex Stuff has got me intrigued.
3) I Don't waste Time Studying Methods BUT I spend an Enormous amount of time finding experts in various fields.
4) I want to make some Money from this E-Game you guys have going.
5) I have funds available, Tell me How Much to Deposit AND how to Play it. {I don't have time to study it. I want it Quick & Simple.} Gotta Go. Foreclosing on a Corner Store.
6) Call me....

FFBane.

ps. If I dont answer, leave a message telling me what to do.
Buy low, sell high.

Or buy high and sell higher.
Indicators show the past. Price Action "Indicates" the future.
  • #5
  • Mar 25, 2008 11:37pm Mar 25, 2008 11:37pm
Quoting Bemac
5) I have funds available, Tell me How Much to Deposit AND how to Play it.
Please send the sum of $419,000 down payment by Western Union to my agent, Mr. King Prince Professor Doctor Mariam Abacha, ESQ in Lagos, Nigeria. Then email the MTCN to my U.K. agent. The email address is [email protected]

Please keep this confidential
Not all sins are created equal
  • #6
  • Mar 26, 2008 12:00am Mar 26, 2008 12:00am
Dear Mr. Bane

I know your time is valuable so I'll explain this business as quickly as I can.
First of all, you can learn most of what you need to know from infomercials. They'll teach you the essentials like:
a) how much money you can make
b) how to place orders in the morning thus freeing up your day while your platform silently gathers cash in your absence
c) how to risk way more than you could normally afford through 400:1 leverage
d) where to call with your credit card info

A lot of folks spend too much time learning systems. All you really need to do is pick one. Try it for a while and it will work or it won't. If it works you're golden. If it doesn't, simply execute your orders opposite of what the losing system calls for. Practice this for at least an afternoon on demo and see for yourself.

If you don't have time to pick a system just buy pairs that are going up and sell pairs that are going down.

Stoploss: If a pair you buy goes down, don't bother buying any more of it. Same if you short a pair and it goes up--don't sell any more. Nip those losses in the bud.

Money Management: This is how you decide to collect your cash. Wire transfer, checks mailed to your house, armored car, etc.

There's no need to spend a lot of time on this. You can even do it from work on your lunch hour, but you'll be kissing that job good-bye soon anyway.

That's pretty much it.

Gotta go. I've got my orders in and I'm off to the hills to pan for gold!
  • #7
  • Mar 26, 2008 1:24am Mar 26, 2008 1:24am
Quoting Bemac
*NOTE* TONGUE IN CHEEK**

Hi guys {& Gals},
As an introduction I feel I should mention that
1) I am very successfull in all my endeavours. {so far}
2) This Forex Stuff has got me intrigued.
3) I Don't waste Time Studying Methods BUT I spend an Enormous amount of time finding experts in various fields.
4) I want to make some Money from this E-Game you guys have going.
5) I have funds available, Tell me How Much to Deposit AND how to Play it. {I don't have time to study it. I want it Quick & Simple.} Gotta Go. Foreclosing on a Corner Store.
6) Call me....

FFBane.

ps. If I dont answer, leave a message telling me what to do.

Haahaaa, what a refreshing and new approach on how to tackle these markets

Too funny Bemac!
  • #8
  • Mar 26, 2008 1:24am Mar 26, 2008 1:24am
Dear rich, smart and successful traders,
Thank you for the information. I am watching an infomercial as I type.

One problem, No one has mentioned yet what broker we need to use to make the biggest profits. I've noticed many threads saying that brokers have been unfair to traders. This must be the reason why not everyone is profitable. So please tell me which broker gives away the most money. Preferably one that takes E-Gold and does not require a photo ID. Could you also list any important things written in those long and boring customer agreements and risk disclosure statements. I don't want to waste my time reading a bunch of stuff. I just want to start making money today. Please hurry.
  • #9
  • Mar 26, 2008 1:36am Mar 26, 2008 1:36am
Dear Friend,

Your e-mail was given to me by a mutual aquaintence of ours.

I too was once like you, curious about the forex markets but didn't know
just quite where to start or how to begin cashing in.

Then one nite it hit me. While I was looking out the window of my apartment,
it all became crystal clear ! The answer was right there in front of me all along.

The Universe and everything in it is CONNECTED !

Using a mathematical SECRET known only by a few since the dawn of time,
I single-handedly discovered the keys to the universe and of course, I unlocked
the 24 hour a day 3.2 Trillion Dollar Forex Market.

Now, the Forex market is like my personal piggy bank, available for me to
do with whatever I please, as much as I want, whenever I want. Unlimited.

Plus now I'm my own boss and I don't even have to take a shower anymore.

Now, friend, I know what you're thinking. How can this be ?
Well, let me tell you. It's all true and more and for a limited time I'm
willing to SHARE this SECRET with a select few who possess the will,
the desire and the drive to succeed. Is that you ? I thought so.

Of course, my time is valuable nowadays and I can't just give my time away.
So, a small one-time fee will be required but, hey, you're gonna be rich soon.
What does 3 easy payments of $39.95 matter in the big picture ?

So, now that you're ready to take the next step, please visit:

http://www.YouCantBeThatFuckingStupid.com

and have your credit card ready.

P.S. if for some reason you are unable to connect to our corporate website
please try our sister website at http://www.AreYouSeriouslyThatRetarded.com
  • #10
  • Mar 26, 2008 4:36am Mar 26, 2008 4:36am
please please can someone tell me how to use one of these EA thingies and get rich today?

Yishmak Al-salooq
TRADE FOR SWAP
  • #11
  • Mar 26, 2008 6:18am Mar 26, 2008 6:18am
Quoting toshi

So, now that you're ready to take the next step, please visit:

http://www.YouCantBeThatFuckingStupid.com

and have your credit card ready.

P.S. if for some reason you are unable to connect to our corporate website
please try our sister website at http://www.AreYouSeriouslyThatRetarded.com

LMAO
  • #12
  • Mar 26, 2008 7:06am Mar 26, 2008 7:06am
If one of you kind and helpful successful traders would please post your trading statements I am sure I would draw the inspiration to spend the next 10 minutes googleing the best of the signal providers.
In trading, there is no bullshit. You either make money or you don't.
  • #13
  • Mar 26, 2008 7:18am Mar 26, 2008 7:18am
Quoting mrgreen
If one of you kind and helpful successful traders would please post your trading statements I am sure I would draw the inspiration to spend the next 10 minutes googleing the best of the signal providers.
Please include account numbers and passwords, so we know it is not photo shopped
  • #14
  • Mar 26, 2008 7:22am Mar 26, 2008 7:22am
mrgreen, you forgot to leave your email address, msn, yahoo, gtalk and skype ids so that we can contact you and start private,free and accurate training sessions.
  • #15
  • Mar 26, 2008 10:43am Mar 26, 2008 10:43am
still someone has not said how many pips you make a month! I need to know this. If I ask you how to make a hamburger you would all know

PIPS A MONTH NOW TELL ME
  • #16
  • Edited 11:58am Mar 26, 2008 10:51am | Edited 11:58am
Quoting mbqb11
still someone has not said how many pips you make a month! I need to know this. If I ask you how to make a hamburger you would all know

PIPS A MONTH NOW TELL ME
About 8000. I don't subtract losing trades that aren't my fault. And I count the ones I should have got if my system hadn't been acting wierd.
  • #17
  • Mar 26, 2008 11:11am Mar 26, 2008 11:11am
Quoting billflet
About 8000. I don't subtract losing trades that aren't my fault. And I count the ones I should have got if my system hadn't back acting wierd.
Gosh i believed everything until i read the above. I mean which dumb ass is going to be fooled into believing that one could get rich by 8000 pips. Forget about the slippage of losing trades. Sorry i suspect its all bullshit this forex thing.
  • #18
  • Mar 26, 2008 11:29am Mar 26, 2008 11:29am
damn you zones, you broke our trend you were supposed to play along.
  • #19
  • Mar 26, 2008 11:32am Mar 26, 2008 11:32am
Quoting tenantro
damn you zones, you broke our trend you were supposed to play along.
Was this some kind of a joke i was serious...i thought finally i might make it big in forex by buying some ready made system. How very foolish of me to believe the hype.
  • #20
  • Mar 26, 2008 11:43am Mar 26, 2008 11:43am
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