With apologies to David Letterman’s Late Show:<o
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You know that you're obsessed with Technical Analysis when.....<o></o> <o></o>
12) Your 6-year-old pleads with you to take him to MACD's, and you ask him what the parameters are.<o></o>
11) A social worker is telling you about a patient who has RSI, and you interrupt to ask her if she's read Wilder's book. (Then there's this patient with a history of volatility....)<o></o>
10) An MA is no longer a university degree.<o></o>
<o></o>9) Trapped in traffic at a roundabout, you find yourself waiting for a "breakout".<o></o>
8) You're constantly losing at tic-tac-toe because you keep employing a P&F strategy.<o></o>
7) A party addict is describing his LSD trips, and you ask whether his most recent high took out the previous one.<o></o>
6) You describe an uneventful Friday at the office as an "inside day".<o></o>
5) The best that lingerie advertisements can do is start you thinking about double tops.<o></o>
<o></o>4) While viewing the night sky with your hot date, you find yourself mentally constructing trendlines through the stars.<o></o>
3) Your wife tells you she has PMT, but you can't remember what indicator that is.<o></o>
2) You start thinking about your marriage in terms of risk-reward.<o></o>
1) While engaged in, um, nocturnal recreation, you find yourself waiting for an entry signal. <o></o>
(Hope these didn’t offend anybody
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></o>You know that you're obsessed with Technical Analysis when.....<o
></o> <o></o>12) Your 6-year-old pleads with you to take him to MACD's, and you ask him what the parameters are.<o
></o>11) A social worker is telling you about a patient who has RSI, and you interrupt to ask her if she's read Wilder's book. (Then there's this patient with a history of volatility....)<o
></o> 10) An MA is no longer a university degree.<o
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></o>9) Trapped in traffic at a roundabout, you find yourself waiting for a "breakout".<o></o>8) You're constantly losing at tic-tac-toe because you keep employing a P&F strategy.<o
></o>7) A party addict is describing his LSD trips, and you ask whether his most recent high took out the previous one.<o
></o>6) You describe an uneventful Friday at the office as an "inside day".<o
></o> 5) The best that lingerie advertisements can do is start you thinking about double tops.<o
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></o>4) While viewing the night sky with your hot date, you find yourself mentally constructing trendlines through the stars.<o></o>3) Your wife tells you she has PMT, but you can't remember what indicator that is.<o
></o>2) You start thinking about your marriage in terms of risk-reward.<o
></o>1) While engaged in, um, nocturnal recreation, you find yourself waiting for an entry signal. <o
></o>(Hope these didn’t offend anybody
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I like your sense of humor. I had a real good laugh. thanks
Asia Closes in 30 minutes." 
