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Psychotherapy for the aged

How to Maintain a Healthy Level
Of Insanity in Senior living.



At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down!


Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.

With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat

Sing along at The Opera.

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

And The
Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favourite...


Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's no paper in here!"

Interesting spike down at Frankfurt open......Let the Games begin.

If you look at my chart you can see my current trades

Is this for me Aussi

behave

12.57 am

London Close has arrived

London open is now close so lets play
Asia has been slow but 8 winners so far to-day.....Senility is not a barrier to trading forex

well well thats a bonanza of shekels

12.49 am

London close is upon us......It has been an interesting night.

Looking forward to June

5.15 am
I see we down to the levels from the 24th and 30-th May........lets now see how they play the game

A few more Pennies.....Mighty hard getting out of bed.

i know mate ice cold

30 minutes to Frankfurt open.

Been away from home for for a time but managed to collect a few Pennies to start the week

well mate that gave a good start, hopes all is ok