Indicator Wanted!

Could someone please program something that does the following...

First, it must have two settings... one for "TRENDING MARKET" and one for "RANGING MARKET". Please note, the indicator must be able to define which market it is in and automatically adjust itself.

Next, I'd like the indicator to then tell me where the price is headed for whatever time frame I choose. If I set it to 4 hour, then it will tell me where price will be in 4 hours... if I set it to 30 mins, then 30 mins.

It also needs to give specifics... not just "UP" or "DOWN" but the exact price. Also... because I realize that not all indicators are accurate all the time, it must also provide the exact stoploss I need to enter so that I don't lose anything... actually... on second thought, the indicator must know IN ADVANCE that it will be wrong and just tell me to stay out of the trade.

Oh yeah... the indicator must realize if I'm using it improperly and alert me to that as well (by simply taking over my trades and delivering pips into my account).

I think that about covers it... any takers?



Hey... it's been a rough week... but at least I have my humor!

what a coincidence, I was looking for the same thing let me know when you find it pal. Otherwise keep your head up and think of the bigger picture.

Will be done in few seconds ^_^ , please be patient

do you want fries with that?

Now it's about time for someone to post that they have that exact thing but can't share it......

i have something like this... it's called trend_range_holygrail_v5.3.mq4, ever heard of it?
it has a nice built-in alarm telling me ahead of time (usually one day, but i can program it up to a week in advance) when to buy and when to sell because the pair is about to trend. it also works in a ranging market, but only a day in advance... not very convenient in this case... but i'm trying to keep up.
unfortunately i can't share it with anyone at this moment... if i tell you i'd have to kill you.

does that indicator repaint the history?
does it change signals after the signal has been painted on the chart?

I've seen similar indicators on the chart like WATR which is quite good like parabolic SAR.