Best trading jokes

A trader was travelling along in a hot air balloon, when all of a sudden hot air started escaping from the balloon. The balloon strayed off course and rapidly descended, hitting the ground and ending up in the middle of a paddock.
The trader looked around the paddock but had no idea where he was. Suddenly, a man approached the balloon and asked the trader if he could help him. The trader said yes, and asked the man if he could tell him where he was. The man answered eagerly "you are in a hot air balloon, in the middle of a paddock". The trader replied, "oh, you must be an accountant". The man smiled and said "yes, how did you know?". "Because" explained the trader, "whilst everything you say is perfectly true, it is of absolutely no use to me whatsoever".

George Soros couldn´t sleep that night. He was looking back to his colorful and mostly prosper life but felt that there is something missing. There is something he must do before he goes. But what was it? What? That weird and creepy emptiness was eating him, driving him crazy.
Then it hit him: "Hmm. I should make a website and sell how I am operating for 29 bucks. That will be something.... I get people to find me by doing 4 hour YT-streams and rants on daily bases and uploading pics of my stuff to IG!"

The easiest way to avoid losses in forex trading is....



#using a demo account

A Technical Analyst and a Fundamental Analyst are chatting about the markets in the kitchen.

Accidentally one of them knocks a kitchen knife off the table landing right in the fundamental analyst’s foot!

The fundamental analyst yells at the technician, asking him why he didn’t catch the knife?

“You know Technicians don’t catch falling knives!”, the technician responded.

He in turn asks the fundamental analyst why he didn’t move his foot out of the way?

The Fundamental analyst responds, “ I didn’t think it could go that low”.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.

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