Somebody understands why the market is so weird and slow today ?

Sorry if this is sounds a bit primitive. I try not to over analyze, but rather see where the risks lie. Then I just position myself prior to the releases that could act as a catalyst. If it turns out right, I usually end up making a nice profit, if not, I lose small or breakeven. This is the easiest plan for me to trade.

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